Toastermanhide bio
 Author has written 35 stories for Gears of War, StarCraft, Evangelion, Black Lagoon, Fallout, Command & Conquer, Star Wars, X-Men, Avengers, Warhammer, Outsiders, X-Force, Captain America, Unreal Tournament, Ironman, Halo, and Elder Scroll series. Me: I'm a 27-year old animated turnip living, writing, and teaching in the middle of America. Updates: I update when I have time to write. My current focus is on A Glass of Wine Rebuilt. The Confederate and Lyons of Nirn are both dead. I write a Captain America story every 4th of July. Stories: There's a lot to read here if you're inclined to. The Brain series (Brain Damage, Brain Storm, and Brain Dead) was completed, and I'd recommend reading it if you'd like to see a bad writer become a become a good writer over the course of a couple hundred thousand words about StarCraft. The Confederate is strange and unfinished, though what there is of it will not leave you disappointed if you like ridiculous nonsense. The 4th of July Cap stories are interesting because they show a time lapse of my writing ability, which can be fun to see. A Glass of Wine Rebuilt is an ongoing love letter to the show that raised me. If you're a big EvaGeek, then that story is your jam. The rest of the stories are either tongue-in-cheek oneshots or very old, very bad, and very incomplete stories written when I was in early high school. Some of it might be fun, but I doubt it. |
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Starcraft: The Inferno by MtMcEachran reviews
Abandoned on a world, Michael find new friends and escapes, starting his new life as Mercenary band leader, with a few exciting adventures along the way. Who knows what could happen?
StarCraft - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2018 - Published: 3/28/2018
SupermanBatman: Long Nights by Machine Man reviews
The Caped Crusader is incapacitated, paralyzed by a mysterious toxin that threatens to kill him slowly. His only true friend, Superman, with the help of Nightwing and Robin, must find an antidote, and carry on Batman's presence on the streets.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,226 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010
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The Average Life of Steve Rogers reviews
"War broke out in 1941, and Steve Rogers became... nothing. No chance meeting with a brilliant scientist. No super soldier serum. No extraordinary adventures, no time spent frozen, no costumed vigilantism. The age of marvels never came, and he lived his life as a man. A good man, a better man than most, but simply a man. This is the story of that life." A 4th of July one-shot.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/4 - Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
A Glass of Wine Rebuilt reviews
Shinji and Asuka learn about themselves and fall in love, causing massive ramifications. A remake of the late 94Saturn's quintessential ShinjixAsuka story, it is part tribute and part experiment, taking the structure and plot of the original wacky shipping story while attempting to maintain series-true characterization.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,497 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
The Red Ambassadress reviews
The apocalypse came and went. In the afterglow there limps a shattered world where one woman stands against a Nightmare tide. A broken child soldier and flawed savior, she got what she always wanted in the worst way imaginable.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2019 - Asuka L. S.
The Dream
"He stands in the black forest during the war. His war. The one he returns to most often, the one that he never searches for but always finds. Blood and fuel run out, churning in the snow, a slurry that covers the world. Light is trapped in the forest top. Heavy Nazi tanks bogged down in the snow." A Fourth of July one-shot prose-poem about Cap's bizarre life.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Published: 7/4/2019 - Steve R./Capt. America, P. Carter, Sharon C./Agent 13 - Complete
Midnight reviews
"The titan leans in, pushing him lower. His legs lock, every muscle in his body goes rigid. His bones are on fire. It's the hardest thing he has ever done, but he stops it. He stops a god incarnate, and for a moment, that god looks at him and truly sees what stands against him. A man who cannot break. A man who could do this all day." A Fourth of July one-shot. Infinity War based.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2018 - Steve R./Capt. America, James B./Bucky/Winter Soldier, Dr. Erskine - Complete
Rogers 2099 reviews
Each era had its trouble. Each era had its dictators, its heroes and its villains. And as the years changed, he had done his best to remain the same. A paragon of the Dream, regardless of whether or not that dream was real. A Fourth of July one-shot.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2017
Hard Knocks reviews
Ten years ago, the High Evolutionary conquered Earth, overthrowing mankind and replacing it with his own mutates. These creatures roam the blasted remains of America, killing at will. The last remnants of the human race hide in bunkers and silos, praying for dead heroes. Naught is left but heartache and sorrow. Only one man stands against it. (A Fourth of July one-shot.)
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/4/2016 - Steve R./Capt. America, James B./Bucky/Winter Soldier
Sweetheart-Darlin' reviews
Jim Raynor popped the cork on a bottle of whiskey and drank it all in one long drink, because he was a drunk. He used to be a colonial marshal but now he was just a drunk. He felt the whiskey burn its way down his throat—which was super-cliché of the whiskey, but the liquid couldn't help it. Then he threw the bottle across the room.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 3/12/2015 - James R., Sarah K.
Homebrew Hereticus reviews
There are only supposed to be a thousand chapters of the Adeptus Astartes, but suddenly there are many, many more. It has fallen to one Inquisitor to suss out which chapters belong, and which are home-brewed disasters that deserve to be blown back to the tabletop.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2015
Machine Organisms reviews
"He liked to lose himself in a good punch. The sting in his knuckles, the shock that rippled up his arm. It was all just heat. Heat that he clung to for the way it killed the thoughts that came for him in the times between the hits. Heat that burned away the ill-comfort cloying in the alcoves of his self. Heat to melt the God-damned ice." A Fourth of July one-shot.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2015
Lyons of Nirn reviews
Slung halfway across the galaxy by a malfunctioning matter transmitter, Sentinel Sarah Lyons and ten-year-old Arthur Maxson struggle to navigate the strange and hostile environs of a planet undreamt of, with nothing more than their wits and a suit of T-51b powered armor to survive the wilderness of Nirn.
Crossover - Fallout & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,930 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Sarah Lyons, Mirabelle Ervine, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Savos Aren
Jonathan Hickman's Avengers
It is an Avengers World, the first of many, but Steve Rogers isn't sure what that means. He isn't sure of a lot these days. Everything is too confusing for him. Parody of Hickman's Avengers run.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S., Thor
Electromania reviews
Steve Rogers has spent a lot of Independence Days in a lot of places, but in 1944 he spent it stuck in a dungeon in Western Germany, trying to save a forgotten hero from dying in the hands of Hydra. Featuring Bucky Barnes and Electro, the toughest android you've never heard of. One-shot.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Steve R./Capt. America, James B./Bucky/Winter Soldier - Complete
The Confederate reviews
It is the 41st millennium. The Imperium of Man is besieged on all sides by aliens, heretics and mutants. Mankind faces extinction. Its people pray for salvation. Heeding the call, the Emperor has sent...well, the best he could get on such short notice. Now ready for a ball-busting, chaos-purging second half!
Crossover - StarCraft & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 248,867 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009
Flashbacks, Fireworks, and Old Friends reviews
The Fourth of July always brings back memories for those in Captain America's life, and Bernie Rosenthal is no different. This year, Bernie thinks about her past with the Avenger, her present, and takes a look into the future. A Fourth of July Cap one-shot.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
All That You Are reviews
Why is Wolverine an Avenger? It's a question that nags us all, including Logan. These are his thoughts on the matter, set against the backdrop of Ultron attacking the Tower.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Wolverine/James H., Thor - Complete
Captain America: The Dozen Skulls of Castle Corbo reviews
For Steve Rogers, the Fourth of July has always been a time to reflect. This year is no different. Meeting with Tony Stark in New York, Steve thinks back on an Independence Day from long ago, and sees it in a new light. One-Shot
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
Iron Knight reviews
Tony Stark had been called many things: prodigy, genius, Avenger, Director, CEO and Secretary of Defense, but in the end he had decided only one mattered: Iron Man. But now he holds a new title in a new place, and he doesn't know what to make of it.
Crossover - Warhammer & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,040 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony
Don't Fear the Reaper reviews
Why you don't take a psychopathic killer, turn him into a living weapon, and expect him not to murder you. A violent short about one of the Sector's deadliest killers.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
A Eulogy for Caliban reviews
Warpath was always Caliban's closest friend. Now, with Caliban dead, Warpath does his last duty as a brother.
X-Force - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Caliban, Jimmy P./Warpath
Greasers in the Night reviews
After writing his grief-filled book, Ponyboy Curtis goes out to a movie. Afterwards, he has an unexpected meet-up with friends thought long forgotten...
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Ponyboy C., Cherry V.
Ibram Gaunt Kills the Covenant reviews
Because the Master Chief is a feth-wipe.
Crossover - Warhammer & Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/26/2011
StarCraft: Brain Dead reviews
The Dogs of War have returned to Antiga Prime for a breather. But with their leader in a coma, another soldier losing his mind and new and old threats emerging from the void and from within, how long can peace last? Final story in the Brain Damage series.
StarCraft - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,334 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
Green is Best reviews
There are times when heresy exceeds the prowess of the Guard, but is not worthy of the Astartes. When these situations arise, there is only one force in the galaxy man can turn to: a legion of lab-grown xenos headed by the epitome of orky oddness.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,121 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010
Earth's Mightiest Sandwich: A Story of Heroism reviews
Tony Stark needs to make a sandwich and wants someone to help. No one will...except for Steve Rogers. One-shot.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete
Super Marcus reviews
A comedy about Marcus, Dom, Baird, Cole and the rest centered around Marcus getting exposed to Emulsion during the Act 3 Corpser fight which alters him as well as the rest of the game's storyline.
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,857 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Marcus F., Anya S. - Complete
Sound in the Dark reviews
A HAMMER team in Europe detects an intrusion into a their perimeter and go to investigate. The conflict comes to a head in a derelict power station. Violence ensues. One-shot.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/18/2010 - James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Impact reviews
Life is harsh in the Capital Wasteland, and no one knows that better than Amber King. From slave to scavenger, from bodyguard to bounty hunter, she'll do anything to stay alive, and continue her quest for vengeance amid the shattered remains of America.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009
Misfire reviews
Darth Vader, the Dark Lord of the Sith, has finally found the location of someone who can lead him to his son, young Luke Skywalker. He would go himself, but instead, he brings along everyone's favorite bounty hunter. Hilarity ensues.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Boba Fett, Darth Vader - Complete
StarCraft: Brain Storm reviews
With the Dominion gone, the Zerg destroyed and the Protoss fighting each other, the Korpulu Sector is in chaos. It is in this battleground of confusion and doubt that a group of unique individuals struggles to survive. Sequel to SC: Brain Damage.
StarCraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 101 - Words: 116,242 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
Colonel Burton reviews
It is widely thought by many people that Colonel Timothy Burton is a very shallow person, believing very blindly in his country, God and apple pie, and that the only phrases he is capable of uttering are one-liners. Those people are absolutely right on.
Command & Conquer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
The Curious Case of Benjamin Harrison Jones reviews
A quick little oneshot about an ambush and the Brotherhood of Steel and Super Mutant soldiers who were involved. Rated T for stupid.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
Black Lagoon: Seeds of Revenge reviews
A fic centered on Revy's quest for vengence amid the explosiveness of 1990s Somalia.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/28/2008
StarCraft: Brain Damage reviews
A rather long-running story set after the Brood War following the adventures and mis-adventures of a strange group of individuals including a Marine, Ghost, Reaper, Medic, Probe, Zealot and more as the series progresses. Completed.
StarCraft - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 108,203 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
UT Evangelion reviews
After a horrible accident during a semi-final match, Shinji Ikari gives up fighting in the Tournament. However, he can't hide his past forever and soon finds himself once again picking up a weapon to amuse the masses.
Crossover - Evangelion & Unreal Tournament - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,939 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Shinji I.
