93 percent of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. If you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!', copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, Invader NAV

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repost it?

95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
4 would yell JUMP.
If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, INVaDERd00m, Invader NAV, cupcakeattack

85 percent of the people who read Harry Potter think Luna Lovegood is crazy. If you are a part of the 15 percent that thinks she rules, copy this into your profile.

If you are the type of person who gets in trouble in class for reading while the teacher is talking copy and paste this and add your name. Queen of Atlantis, Bellas.My.Alter.Ego, Sir Spamalot, Give Up your Prejudices, kendraxinjectionxx, lotsadodles11, horselover597, Invisibool, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, INVaDERd00m, Invader NAV, cupcake attack

You know you watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. You don't listen to politicians speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.

4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.

5. You talk in third person.

6. You block up your chimney on Christmas because you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifying image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hypnotic powers.(LISTEN TO PUSTULIO HE IS YOUR MASTER)

10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bologna.

11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...

12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.

13, Waffles are the best foods in the world. Period.

14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.

15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.

16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.

17. You wear a trench coat everywhere.

18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.

19. You've tried to convert your basement ito a secret base.

20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!

Copy and paste that into your profile if you laughed.

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goth, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile. (ATTACK!!!!!!:D) die hidie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: In zims base messing up his plans

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: keef i think he's funny

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Gir i am in love with his crazyness

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: membrane, he's a jerk

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: gir go's crazy.

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: keef, gir, dib, and zim

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: Purple, red's a jerk to him

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: i'd say your an alien and steal gir

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: keef

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: GIR, he's the reason why we're stranded.

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: id give him a horrified look until i remembered thier born in test tubes and say okay

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: I like a little zadr !

13. You and the Tallests are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)
My Answer: id annoy red to the fullest extend and then play karioke with purple !

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: dancing with gir.

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: i am normal!!!

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer: zim: what who did this who dares soil my normal boy head with this pork cow! random kid: but thats a muffin.

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer: dib: he's an alien!

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My answer:

ZIM: My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Taaaalleeest! My Tallest! Hey, hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Taaaaallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest my Tallest, my Tallest! MY TALLEST! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! It's me, look at me! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest!

RED: I was curious as to see when you'd shut up on your own. But it's been three hours ZIM...THREE HOURS! So, what is it?

19. Favorite GIR moment?

Gir: doom doom de doom dom doomie doomie de doom doom doom ~three months later~ doome doome de doom doom

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: Zim: gir why was there bacon in the soap Gir: i made it my self

Stupid laws

In New York-

it is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. (aw man...)

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. (do not invoke the wrath of the slippers police)

In Florida-

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

It is illegal to sell your children. ( well I hope so!)

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (looks like I have to leave my elephant at home)

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. (CRAP, looks like karaoke beach night at the Starbucks is canceled)

In Georgia-

Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. (but where else can you put them?)

Signs are required to be written in English.

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. (at least you don't have to worry about sitting on it)

in South Dakota-

No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. (... not even gonna comment...)

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. (but they're so comfortable)

In Tennessee-

It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. (I don't even know what to say)

No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.

Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.

It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. (I think that's up to the frogs.)

In Missouri-

Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. (BOO!)

It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

Dancing is strictly prohibited. (sorry mom)

It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. ( why a bucket?)

A milk man may not run while on duty. (RUN, MILK MAN, RUN!)

In Idaho-

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (that's a lot of candy!)

You may not fish on a camel’s back. (wtf- A CAMEL! this is not Egypt)

Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. (...)

Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. (WHAT IS WITH THE ANIMALS AND FISHING?!)

In Indiana-

The value of Pi is 3. (what does this have to do with ANYTHING?!)

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (but you can take showers, right?)

It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette. ( sorry Chip *you'll only get this if you've read "Rise of the Stupid"*)

No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor. (did this happen a lot?)

In Alaska-

Clowns beware! (WHAT THE HECK?!?)

In Kansas-

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. ( they do realize that means neither can move, right? obviously not...)

Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. ( they obviously do not know of ZIM's temper)

No one may wear a bee in their hat. ( why would you want to?!)

No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. ( aww man...)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever repeated what you had just said within the same conversation, without having someone to ask you to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jonas Brothers suck, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you still think Littlest Pet Shops are still cute even tough you're probaly too old for them, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you love pugs, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you want to be a writer like me, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you hate being called "cute" by older people (for me, it's highschoolers), copy and paste this to your profile!

If you LOVE PoM, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you enjoy saying things like "ponder" and "gander",copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have OIND (Obsessive Invisible Ninja Disorder) and OSD (Obsessive Seddie disorder) then put this on your profile!

If you are against child abuse, Copy and Paste this to your profile.

If you are aginst killing animals and animal abuse/neglect, copy and paste this to your profile.

Thousands of girls LOVE the Jonas Brothers, if you think they stink (like me), copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love animals, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you a fan of POM, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like doing art, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get good grades in school (A's and/or B's), copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (Seriously. They taste like cardboard anyway.)

You'll Live as Long as you DON'T READ IT!

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

Scary-a...thing

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted: "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she'll be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this onto your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First…get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game..
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me,
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

One more heart that will never love

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

"Jou is not allowed to post a "You Must Be This Height To Enter" sign in front of the Kame Game Shop/Yugi's house."- . 25 Things Jounouchi Katsuya Isn't Allowed To Do by Lady Ai

"Why…hello there," The man purred in a way that was quite devoid of chastity. - Ryou meeting Bakura for the first time in 'Someone That You're With' 3

"But if you must know, my demon in flaming obsidian armor will ride up on his lovely, three-headed, fire-breathing Hydra and rescue me from this rent-a-dungeon-on-wheels," said Malik confidently, making less and less sense by the minute. He tacked on an unnecessary curse and grinned lopsidedly at Ryou. "Translation: I'll be out of here soon."

Translation, thought Ryou, you're a loony. - Faust

He gave the white-dusted Bakura a stern glare. That was the tell-me-now glare, not to be confused with the feed-me-pancakes-or-die glare. - Forks and Spoons

""What are you looking at, human?" Lord kaiba asked with some bitterness.

The question seemed to snap the honey-eyed angel back to reality. "Who 'er y-" Wait, human? Suddenly everything came into focus again, and the reason to why he wasn't lounging around at home came back to hit him with excruciating force. Quickly jumping to his feet, the angel desperately began to search and pat his pockets. When he felt nothing, he made a kind of distressed yelp and hastily pulled the fabric inside-out, frantically searching his clothes.

The demon said nothing, simply watching the other with caution the same way a psychiatrist would observe his patient through a two-way mirror." - Angels Wearing Masks

"He should have thanked us for that. He looks like he got electrocuted for fucks sake! At least with our haircut there wasn't as much hair to stick up…" Bakura trailed off as he looked at Marik's hair, and the way his long blonde strands shot up to the sky, as though defining gravity. "Maybe I was just adopted." - Angels Wearing Masks

"Oh! And I'll need a purse, to go with it! Over there!"

"Geez Dani - calm down. I swear... they're just purses..."

"Oh, 'just purses', huh? And I suppose that box under your arm is 'just shoes'. Sheesh. Men." - 'The Girl for Me' (on fictionpress) jock Kevin and crossdressing Dani/Danny :3 I HIGHLY recommend this!!!!

"Okay. So, think ya got Conic Sections down?"

"Conic Sections are coming out my fucking ears, Danny. I eat parabolas and shit obtuse angles."

"Don't be gross." - 'The Girl for Me' (fictionpress)

"Danny... I think... I mean…" he paused, taking another breath, "Fuck. I screwed it up already… I love you."

That was it. They both heard a distant squeal from the direction of the kitchen. - 'The Girl for Me' (fictionpress)again :3 It's a good story!!

"What? Don't tell me you don't know how to close a button?...Wait, I don't think they had buttons yet... Damn idiots...I'm going to kill the bastard that invented the fucking button..." - Bakura in 'Two of the Same Kind' by LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker

""Yeah, I guess we can try it, I mean we could only end up losing our souls forever, but what the heck! I'm not doing much with mine anymore..." I said absentmindedly, fully aware of the stares I was recieving from the two pharaohs. My other self was nodding in agreement with me." - Bakura in 'Two of the Same Kind' by LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker

Special K is very much win - xnightmare'sxnightmarex (I personally think this is rich XD )

"Nothing has lasted forever..but let's be the first." - Invader Sah (Her fic 'Nothing Lasts Forever')

“What are you looking at? You think I’m going to let you change my mind? I am not flying to Egypt.”
Seto, Yu-Gi-Oh! (he’s talking to inanimate objects…)

“Something’s just not right about Bakura.”
“And you noticed this just now?! He’s nuts, and he’ll always be nuts!”
Anzu and Jounouchi, Yu-Gi-Oh!

"Oh, I'm just your average child genius. Genius: g-e-n-i-u-s!"
"Very impressive, but can she spell 'obnoxious?'"
Rebecca and Jounouchi, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Is God all-powerful enough to create a boulder so heavy even he can't move it? -Yobster29 ;)

"I like how Ryou would be the one saving Bakura at first. I always love when the uke saves the seme. It's like, "I Am Bottom, Hear Me Roar!"" -Yobster29 XD This made me laugh SO hard!!

"I'M tactless? You're the who antagonized Kaiba all the time! Relentlessly! You're to him, like I am to you! So you have no place calling ME tactless! You know, one day Kaiba will get sick of playing cards and he's just going to plain out shoot you. So much for you LIFE points then!" - Bakura ((Center of the Universe (Chapter 1) by LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker)) XD

'Imagination is more important than knowledge.' -Albert Einstein

"True love doesn't have happy ending, because true love never ends."
-Summary of a fanfic

"Aren't you a little young for drinking?"
"I've been dead longer than you've been alive."
-Hagrid and Yami Bakura in a Yu-Gi-Oh! fic called The Fivewizard Tournament. (I freaking love this one XD)

"Is is more important to be 'normal', than happy...?"
-Kiai Reigi in a shonen-ai Fin-manga(Manga made by a Finnish person) Chudan Zuki (Damn straight!(This is for homophobic people!))
(Free translation from Finnish)

"Thousands of years ago, people were very bored because card games hadn't been invented yet. So in order to pass the time, they started killing each other with magical powers."
-The narrator, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Movie. (The storyteller said it with such an easygoing voice, it was so hilarious!)

"You can't tell kindness. Only show it."
-Yuugi Mutou in a mini-fancomic I still don't like it, drawn by a person with the penname of Yukai no Yugi on DeviantArt. (Slightly alerted)

"This tale isn't about a great Pharaoh. Everyone has his own story. That is the story complete in the light. And...my story has just begun."
-Yuugi Mutou at the end of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters. (Very beautiful and sentimental. It makes me want to cry. And it's kind of interesting how this line speaks a hidden message. Yuugi's story has "just begun", when Yami has left him. His own adventure begins now, the adventure of growing up and becoming an independent adult.) (Note: this clip only exists at the end of the Japanese version anime, and in the manga - KagomeGirl92).
(Free translation from Japanese)

"I think she's the main love interest. But I mean that in the same way that people say Anzu is with Yuugi, ya know? Jokingly, so that the guy can keep the remainders of his heterosexuality intact. Poor bastard."
-Violent-Tendencies on DeviantArt, replying to one of the comments she's received on her pic Math is Gay.
(Slightly alerted (fixed the grammar and left the beginning off))

"They generally are normal people, Honey, they just have sex differently."
-An anonymous watiress in a Gravitation ficTears of an Angel, when talking about gay people.

~Random Crap~

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

If a cow laughs does milk come out its nose?

If #2 pencils are so popular why are they still #2?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to
kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Doesnt "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Is "Cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts" ... since when has a gift NOT been free?

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in the word Lisp?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If quitters never win and winners never quit how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the

After eating do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?

Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?

If two wrongs dont make a right then how come two negatives make a positive?

"People say life screws you over, well you wanna know what I think? I think we should get a grip on life, bend it over and say: now it's your turn bitch!"

"Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh"

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world."

"We are angels born with only one wing. To truly fly, we must embrace each other."

"If nothing lasts forever; can I be your nothing?"

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

The fearless are merely fearless. Those who act in spite of their fear are truly brave.

If I don't grip the sword I cannot protect you. If I do grip the sword I cannot embrace you.

If you prey on the old, you're a coward. If you prey on the young, you're just pathetic. If you prey on the weak, you're even weaker. But if you prey on my friends, you're history.

It would be easier to reshape a mountain than to reshape human will.

It is far better to be exhausted from success than to be rested from failure.

"Its a tough job but somebody's got to do it! So good luck on that..."

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is I know nothing... - Socrates

Wise men talk because they have something to say, fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

"I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died."

"I can imagine a world where there is only peace; there is no war, famine, or sickness. I can also imagine us bombing that world because they wouldn't expect a thing."

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. ~Rodney Dangerfield

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that.

When a crush crushes you a good friend will comfort you, but a best friend will go up to him and yell "It's because you're Gay, isn't it!!" in his face.

In retrospect, Blue's Clues isn't very educational. It teaches kids to talk to inanimate objects because they can and will talk back to you.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of your lives learning to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years being told to sit down and shut up

"Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."

"The evening news always opens by them saying 'Good evening' and then proceeding to tell you exactly why it isn't."

You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.

Boys: can’t live with ‘em, and it’s illegal to shoot ‘em.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity.

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

The road to success is always under construction.

I'm looking forward to regretting this.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…

Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters.

I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity!

Who laughs last, thinks the slowest.

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.

That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!!

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on.

Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times.

I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

I don’t need your attitude; I got one of my own.

Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why I'm so hyper?

"There is more than one path to life, which makes it even harder to get lost when you don’t know where you’re going in the first place…"

Never say you don’t have a chance with someone when you haven't asked.

"What part of NO don’t you understand? The N or the O?"

"Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them."

"Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date."

"Guys... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one."

"Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me."

"Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself."

"Never mess with guys wearing make-up. They mean business."

"Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"

"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."

People can be either crazy or sane but only if they're both do they have problems.

"It takes so much more power to forgive than to kill the person who broke your heart."

You said you would always be there for me... i guess we have different definitions of always.

I would trade ten thousand tomorrows for just one yesterday.

"Regret is the painful knowledge needed to become wise."

The loneliest place i have ever been was not when i was alone...it was in a room full of people that never even cared.

It only takes one smile to hide a million tears.

Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated. ~Lamartine

You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the present. ~Jan Glidewell

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. ~Violeta Parra

There is something beautiful about all scars of whatever nature. A scar means the hurt is over, the wound is closed and healed, done with. ~Harry Crews

When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us. ~Alexander Graham Bell

"How very thoughtful… an introduction to pain… you should be proud my dear… no one's ever hurt me this way"

A true friends doesn't stab you in the back, they stab you in the front

"Sex is an emotion in motion."~Mae West~

~Time is too slow for those who wait,
too swift for those who fear,
too long for those who grieve,
too short for those who rejoice,
but for those who love, time is eternity. ~Henry Van Dyke

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~Albert Einstein

Do I love you because you're beautiful,

Or are you beautiful because I love you?

~Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II, Cinderella

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.~Rosemonde Gerard

Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense. ~Mark Overby

Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end. ~Author Unknown

Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. ~Author Unknown

Who, being loved, is poor? ~Oscar Wilde

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller

And remember this...never say i love you, if you don't really care...never talk about feelings, if they aren't really there...never touch a life, if you mean to break a heart...never say you're going to, if you don't plan to start...never look me in they eye, when all you do is lie...never say hello, if you really mean good-bye."

Love it when you are not dreaming but you feel as if you were"

"If I could be anything in the world I'd be your tear so that I could be born in your eye live down your cheek and die on your lips"

"Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you and you meant nothing to him"

When I look into the keyboard, I see you and I always beside each other!

"By telling someone you love them you're giving them the easiest weapon to hurt you..."

Torn between two, who would you choose, the one that you love, or the one that loves you ?

-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

-If you think Rock Paper Scissors solves everything, then put this in your profile!

-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

-If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish Yu-Gi-Oh! had been created into a non-animation series TV show but with YAOI --Yugi with Yami, Katsuya with Seto, Ryou with Bakura, Marik with Malik, Honda with Otogi, everyone BASHING Anzu, a comedy with the plot of "Friends"-- Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

-30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

-98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the 2 percent who hasn't, post this in your profile.

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-Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you believe that self-inserts deserve a fair and equal chance at being treated as nicely as other stories do, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm BISEXUAL, so I MUST have attention issues
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm pale, so I MUST be albino
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pedophile.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd.
I am CANADIAN, so I MUST live in an igloo

Don't stereotype people. They aren't all who you think they are. If you believe in this philosophy, copy and paste this onto your profile and bold your stereotypes. Spread the love, not the hate.

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:
PUMPIN' UP THE PARTY-hanna montana

Waking Up: BE GOOD TO ME-ashley tisdale

First Day At School:
THE ONLY ONE-evanesence

Making Your New Best Friend:
DISCO CLUB-black eyed peas

Falling In Love:
IMMA BE-black eyed peas

Breaking Up:
YOU KNOW I'M NO GOOD-amy whinehouse

Prom:
HOMECOMING-greenday

Graduation:
TRESHOLD-scott pilgram vs. the world

Life's Okay:
UNLOVE YOU-ashley tisdale

Death of a Close Friend:
BACK TO BLACK-amy whinehouse

Mental Breakdown:
WE COME TOGETHER-goldfish

Driving:
GOIN' CRAZY-ashley tisdale

Flashback:
PARTY ALL THE TIME-black eyed peas

Getting Back Together:
TEENAGE DREAM-scott pilgrim vs. the world

Birth of Child:
JUST FRIENDS-amy winehouse

Wedding Scene:
CINDERELLA-the cheetah girls

Car Accident:
BIXBY CANYON BRIDGE-death cab for cutie

Final Battle:
A WHITE DEMON LOVE SONG-new moon

Death Scene:
I'M YOUR DADDY-weezer

Funeral Song:
PEACEMAKER-greenday

End Credits:
IN THE MALL-weezer

Deleted Scenes:
To Our Surprise - Kingdom Hearts