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Joined 01-18-11, id: 2709884, Profile Updated: 11-10-12
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Wow...it's been a while. Whilst going through my email, i saw all my stuff from this website. Then I remembered I hadn't finished The Forgotten Daughter. Whoops. So I shall finish that. I haven't been watching anime lately...I've really been into Korean stuff. But I wanna finish my story for you lovely people. I've been reading stuff on asianfanfictions. Lololol I have discovered a love for Eunhae porn. Anywho...Bye!

My Favorite animes are: Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist,and favorite Naruto characters are Deidara, Hidan, Shikamaru, Temari, TenTen, and Itachi. My favor Eite FMA characters are Roy, Maes Hughes (even though he's dead) Edward, and Envy (not proud of this!!). I don't watch Inuyasha much anymore, so my favorite character would have to be Inuyasha, cuz he's awesome. Even though he was kind of a weird jerk at first..

I love K-Pop, C-Pop, and J-Pop. And J-Rock.

My favorite Asian artists are Namie Amuro, Ayumi Hamasaki, HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR, NICO Touches The Walls, Nami Tamaki, Joe Inoue (I AM GOING TO MARRY HIM!!!) and Ikimono Gakari

My favorite American singers/bands are Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, Flyleaf, Anarbor, A Rocket To the Moon, Three Days Grace, and The Friday Night Boys.

I adore Avril Lavigne too, although she isn't American...

Feel free to review my stories. I greatly apreciate it!

I have discovered that I like SasuSaku fics...even though I can't stand either of them. Also, I read some yaoi and yuri. It depends though..

Ok...I'm new to this so the story thingy was all messed up but it's fixed now and I think I know what I'm doing...haha

I was bored so...


THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? I love Deidara with all of my heart

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? NejiTen. I love all the stories about them

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? I read all of it but I prefer yaoi

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No but I’ve considered it for Halloween lol

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Ok, so I have a ton of pictures and posters, a clock, a shirt with the Sand siblings on it, and a Konoha and jiraiya headband. I went broke buying that…xD

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? DEIDARA!!!! I will marry him one day, I don’t care if he’s dead! It’s a lie! Or I could always marry Kankuro and Kiba, my former crushes. But I want my DeiDei *pouts* lol

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina. They belong together! Kiba is mine too hahaha so no one can have him!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Sasusaku!! They're a better couple

9. Which team is your favorite? The Sand siblings. They are the awesomest people ever. Does the Akatsuki count? If it does, them.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No, that’s just dumb. I know that Obito is dead and that Tobi is Madara.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Of course. It’s true. I wish Naruto could have met his dad tho. :/

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara, of course. But if I had to pick anyone other than him, Itachi or Hidan would be it.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? I think I'm Anti-Sasuke now., He's still hot though

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No. I’ve only seen like the first 70 episodes of the original series and the first 20 or 30 episodes of Shippuden

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? No way. I’ve only read like, a few. My sister gets Shonen Jump so I should read it….lol

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yes. But that’s why we love his super-hyper self! haha

17. Sub or dub? Dub. Sub is different and weird. Well It’s good too but I prefer dub.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura. She’s an annoying loser who never does anything..

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? I’ve seen him in like two episodes and in the chapters when he came out as Tobi. But I think he’s pretty funny.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Of course! I love Tobi! He's a good boy!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? He is quite ugly…But still cool

22. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? I love Lee. He is very Awesome lol

23. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Idk..I don’t even know what you’re asking exactly.

24. Do you like Naruto fanfics? They’re like the only ones I read!

25. Do you write Naruto fanfics? OF COURSE!!!

26. Do you like lemons? Sometimes

27. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No…My mom knows Naruto though xD

28. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No idk what that is. Sounds funny though

29. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? No. Me no know what that is/

30. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes, my brother and sister and friends

31. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No, I don’t draw it in school

32. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'What on earth is this?' No, but I was writing fanfiction in school and I was writing a whole bunch of cuss words for Hidan. He just looked at me and walked away...xD

33. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No not really. It’s affected my sleep though, when I stay up to read fanfiction xD

34. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Not at the moment but I was on my birthday last year when I bought

35. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Hmmm, if Kakashi reads it, it must be good! Just kidding.

36. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No way. I know Pein’s the leader and even if I didn’t, I wouldn’t expect Yondaime to be. I must admit, I did though at first xD

37. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Nope. I’ve tried to draw Neji and Shikamaru once but failed miserably xD

38. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Not really..

39. Do you have a Naruto OC? No…I may make one though.

40. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? At this point, yes, it has. Fanfiction has also

Pick the ones that fit you (bold= stuff for me)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm FAT so I MUST smuggle chips into my classes.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I have EMO FRIENDS so I MUST be emo as well.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm a BRUNETTE WITH BLOND HIGHLIGHTS so I MUST be a wanna-be.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck-up.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE VIDEO GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.

I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be plotting to take over the world.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe Jesus Wuz A Brotha.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich.

I hate SHOPPING so I MUST be a freak.

I'm an OG so I MUST be mexican.

I like ROCK MUSIC so I MUST be a druggie.

I play CHESS so I MUST be a nerd

I have a LOT OF FRIENDS so I MUST be bribing them with sex.

I have a FEW FRIENDS so I MUST be a freak.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ITACHI IS NOT DEAD, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE!!

If you wish Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan and Kakuzu didn't have to die, copy and paste this onto your profile andadd your name: Sand Siblings Rule, Chocolate random pie10,SakuraAkatsuki101, HiHi-Ai!, ItaSakuxTenshi!, XxXDeidara LoverXxX, AkatsukiHimikai,AkatsukiMemberShadow, Yerashi9921, KITTY LOVES HIDAN AND KAKUZU, xstar.lovex

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

If you think that Itachi is badass, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Deidara and his hands are badass, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Naruto is the best fucking anime series ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

(·.·).I.(·.·)
(·.··. .·;Love·..··.·)
·..· Akastuki ·.
·.(· Forever·)..·.• •..• •..• •..•

AKASTUKI_RULES_ _

RIP

Itachi Uchiha

6/9/86-3/13/08

He shall live on in our hearts!

ITACHI I WONT FORGET YOU

RIP

Deidara

5/5/88-7/20/07

He shall live on in our hearts! -Sobs-

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.(green, black, red, and blue)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 14 (geez..!)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total:15 (wow so close. I'm very in touch with both sides, I see lol)

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't re-post

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean taking someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101

(CopyPaste in your profile if you fit one or more of these)

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92% of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on your site

(I'm black, and I've always hated rap.)

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Naruto Uzumaki Vs The World by hinatasgreatestfan reviews
Naruto Uzumaki just met the girl of his dreams. It's just a shame her exes are trying to make it a nightmare. Inspired by Scott Pilgrim Vs The World. Humorous Character Death!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,812 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/26/2018 - Published: 5/26/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U., Konohamaru S. - Complete
The Next Generation by Keepmovingfoward reviews
"I thought being a ninja was the hardest job, but I think any S rank mission would be easier than being a parent." Pairs- NaruHina SasuSaku ShikaTema ChoIno NejiTen KibaOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,614 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
The Offspring by NippleFest reviews
Sanji? SANJI? KISAME HAS A SON CALLED SANJI? With who? Zetsu? WTF IS THIS? KISAMEEEEEEEEEE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Miracles by Chev 7 reviews
A beautiful moment in the life of Naruto and Hinata. Please be kind and leave a review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Get out of MY Room! by Nemo Nobody reviews
Modern day Shika/Temari Fanfic, After Temari's family loses their house and move in with the Nara's, she is forced to share a room with Shikamaru Nara. what could possibly happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,415 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Reborn by NippleFest reviews
Kisame, Sasori, Itachi and Orochimaru are all busy having a little bum fun. Suddenly, an intrusion happens out of Orochi's arse? Rock Lee? NO WAIT, JUSTIN BIEBER? Come join the fun, you Canadian fuck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Note To Team Seven by Chouko Chango reviews
Team 7, your behaviours during the following events are completely unacceptable and punishments will be issued; we will catch you. You have been warned. A/N: now including Sai and Yamato
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/29/2008
Shika by Ilovehugs94 reviews
7 months after their first baby is born Temari leaves for a mission and doesnt come back alive. How is Shikamaru supposed to raise his daughter alone? This summary sucks. I promise the story isnt this bad!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Tangled by Kimiz reviews
Quiet mornings, tangled up in bed, light whispers and soft eyes. A moment in time. ShikaTema Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Oh, Baby by Randomonium reviews
A drunken encounter with a certain colleague leaves Temari with a little souvenir. This is Temari and Shikamaru's journey to parenthood. AU, ShikaTema. Rated T for language, rating may change later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,667 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
New Konoha Genins by DrMaggieXD reviews
The Akatsuki have shrunk to cute, little 7 year old kids! Now, Teams 7,8,10 and Gai have to retrain them and lead them to a new life. Humor ensured. PS: Not a single konoha person know this, so keep it a secret from them! *hush hush*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,895 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
A Crash Into Reality by Sakura Bontecou Kobayashi reviews
Being a normal girl, going to a normal school and leading a fairly normal life, there is honestly nothing interesting about me. Magnificent things only happen in movies. That is, until I spotted this cute guy on the street in my car. And I ran over him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,004 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
True or False by MissFaerieKaiti reviews
Bedtime stories are fictional tales designed for the enjoyment of the listener. Or, at least, they're supposed to be. Tiny bit AUish, and takes place in the future. Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 62,494 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - OC
Marooned With the Akatsuki Wait What? by miragechick2 reviews
Ten oblivious Akatsuki members. One island. Two crackhead snake ninja. And a tribe of fangirls. There's only one solution to it all... to escape this place and get the heck back to reality. Rated T for someone's *cough* Hidan's *cough* pottymouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Akatsuki
Chibi Sasuke by Floss-chan reviews
One lazy afternoon, Sasuke was napping under a tree and a mini version of him pops up!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sasuke U.
A tale of two Anime: paper children sequel! by sharpieaddictinactive reviews
They're back and ready for kicks! Four new paper children are introduced right before Anna and Melissa are whisked away to an unknown destination by her mom! when two animes cross, can any good come of it?
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2010
Swimsuits, Sunburn and Silver Skin by DemonClowSorceress reviews
Team Gai. At the beach. NejiTen. Nuff said, right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
We the Jinchuuriki by gracklenaught reviews
Just a poem of what I would do if I were a jinchuuriki that I wrote when I was bored awhile ago. I ain't nothing like Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
Black Cloaks, Red Clouds, Purple Nail Polish by Kohana Kurama reviews
Tobi looks at Kisame and asks "Kisame will you butter my muffin?" Velveeta cheese is dangerous. Deidara sings pop and rap music. The Akatsuki at their best. Rated for coarse language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,731 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Akatsuki
DEIDARA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a DEIDARA! To maximise the benefits and enjoyment of your unit, read the following guide carefully and learn to love and care for your very own Iwa Bomber!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Deidara - Complete
Orochimaru's Sex Education Class by Abbandon reviews
Sasuke was taught lots of things. Just not the things that would help reach his goal of reviving his clan. So, Orochimaru has come to help him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7304 - Favs: 6,112 - Follows: 2,629 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Envy's Random Day of Evil by cherryblossomedheart reviews
Funny story about Envy trying to be evil. He meets up with most of the main characters... like the title says... it's really random... with mention of edxwin edxenvy edxroy and elricest, and cherios?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Envy - Complete
ENVY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an ENVY unit! With this guide, you can learn how to care for and love your very own Transforming Homunculus!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Envy - Complete
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The Forgotten Daughter reviews
Years after the Uchiha massacre, Kurenai discovers a secret about her family and herself that changes everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Kurenai Y.
The Palm Tree and The Pedophile reviews
Envy and Orochimaru are best friends. They make evil plans together and help each other out whenever needed. Orochimaru needs to get Sasuke back, and Envy plans on helping him. Will they ever capture Sasuke? Rated T just to be safe CRACK FIC
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Orochimaru, Envy - Complete
The Akatsuki's MisAdventures reviews
Even though the Akatsuki is known to be dangerous criminals, it's all a facade. They can't go anywhere without something bad happening. Random adventures. The Akatsuki goes to McDonald's, Orochimaru's house , and more
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,490 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete