Itachi ran and he was a sensor like that Karin, so he could detect Kisame from miles away.

He ended up in the Hidden Mist infront of Kisame, who was in the local brothel. What he found wasn't a suprise. Kisame was making out with a shark, presumably from the near by fish tank. He was also getting pissed off sea water, crying and telling the shark of his troubles.

Suddenly, he peed ammonia out of his gills, and because he wasn't in water, he killed the shark. It was poisonous.

"What's wrong?" Itachi asked.

"You've let yourself go." Itachi said.

"Even though it's only been a day," Itachi said, "You've gotten fat."

"Pull yourself togethe-"

"MY SON DOESN'T LOVE ME!111"

Itachi bitchslapped him.

"PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!11" ITACHI ROARED.

"Why? WHY!? LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING ANYMORE." Kisame whispered.

Itachi was silent … … . . . not.

"Kisame, Pein has your son, SANJI."

Kisame gasped with fear.

"Sanji has the 100 tailed beast within him, you must go rescue your son, SANJI!" Itachi said.

"OMG." Kisame panicked and roared.

Kisame ran out of the brothel impulsively before being manhandled by a security guard. Kisame stared at him before punching him in the face. Itachi, who followed Kisame's lead, stared down the security camera.

"That's Kisame!" Itachi shrugged.

Canned laughter erupted from the dead shark.

Claps were heard as everyone watched Kisame run off into the sunset.

The rest of the organisation had successfully gathered to the hideout, but now they were just waiting on Itachi and Kisame. Pein's patience was now being tested so was contemplating on beginning without them.

"You gonna die." Pein said to Sanji

Sanji looked sad.

"But let's order a take-away first, if this is gonna take like 100 days."

Silence.

"Chinese." Pein said.

"No, Indian." Sasori said.

"KFC, un." Deidara's hands said.

"What the hell is a KFC?" Konan asked.

"Oh yeah, it doesn't exist." said Deidara.

"We're getting the cheapest." said Kakuzu.

"LET'S GET SUSHI, FUCK YEAH." whispered Hidan.

"Too expensive, brat." Kakuzu said.

"Kisame would be pissed." Konan replied.

Everyone looked at each other and nodded.

"Well I'm going out then."

And Pein left the hideout in the blink of an eye.

Nagato just sat there. Sat there with his skinny ribs.

Then Pein entered.

" I need a cheeseburger." said Nagato.

Pein handed him a list to write what to eat. They spend a good solid hour of writing everyone's damands. This was enough time for Kisame to arrive before they begin the extraction.

Or was it?

Will Kisame make it in time before the delivery man arrives?