Welcome to my profile! Get ready to have your mind blown... Maybe. :)

ABOUT MOI!

Name: Zoie
Age: Pre-Teen
State Living In: Missouri/Kansas

'Kay, FYI- I'm a bit spazzy and psycho, but I totally accept it. I'm funny, friendly, epic, and LOVE my dudeskees so much I can't express it. Suriusly. I'm basically REJECTED by my siblings (Curse them with my semi-godly, epic powers! Yeppers, I'm a DEMIGOD! No tomfoolery with me, dudeskees.), so I basically be a lazy-bones and write on my epic computer all stinking day.

ANYwhoooo, let me stop downing you and get with the fun stuff, my creative dudeskees. You will learn more 'bout myself in my stories that I come up with all day.

You say Twilight, I say HARRY FREAKING POTTER!
You say vampires, I say demigods.
You say werewolves, I say wizards.
You say you want to meet Stephanie Meyer, I say I want to meet Rick Riordan and J.K. Rowling ('Cause they're 'effing epic-sauce.)
You say Edward is smoking hot, I say Leo Valdez is FREAKING HOT (No puns here people.)
You say Team Jacob, I say Team Percy (I don't want my nostrils to smell dog all day! 'Cause dudeskee, that would just SUCK.)
You say Edward and Bella? DUDE, PERCABETH, RONXHERMIONE, HARRYXGINNY, TONKSXREMUS, JASONXPIPER!

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You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

-You burn food to see if it smells good.

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

-You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

-You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. (Adele IS a daughter of Apollo!)

-Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case

-Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

-You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

-You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

-You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

-You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

-You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!).

-You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

-Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

-When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

-You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

-You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. (RIP Alexander the Bunny...)

-You sometimes try to control water.

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. (Did that most of the summer. GOT NO DARN RESULTS!)

-Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. (Already did THAT at Wal-Mart...)

-You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

-You are a PJO character for Halloween.

-Recite lines randomly from the books.

-When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

-You have dreams about PJO characters/events (*cough* Son of Neptune *COUGH!*)

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

-That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

-Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

-You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

-You find yourself praying to Zeus for rain.

-Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (My mom wants me to go to therapy.)

-You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJO stuff.

-When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" (DID THAT ONCE!)

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

-When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies

-On the first day of school, you immediately look at your schedule to see whether or not you're in mythology.

-You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. (Amen!)

-And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

-You skip school to read the new "Heroes of Olympus" book.

-You drive down to Texas to go to Rick Riordan's book signing.

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.

-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.

-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and Thalico, I know, but c'mon...

-Eris- She threw the apple.

-Annabeth-Same as Athena and Thalia

DORKS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

NEVER GIVE UP; NEVER SURRENDER!

Knock, knock. Who's there? The Doctor. Doctor Who? HAHAHAHA!

FLAME ON, BITCH!

THY HAS STOLEN THEE'S ICE-CREAM AND NOW THEE SHALL SHOVE THEE FOOT UP THY ASS!

I practically live for this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg248PSWrCs (Copy and paste into search-bar, first result you see)