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Hephaestus has an announcement to make:
TO ALL YOU GODS AND DEMIGODS, I NOW PRESENT TO YOU…
Olympian Facebook
This is a page to discuss my amazing invention.
Hermes: Hmm… This will come very useful indeed. Anyway, g2g now.
Zeus: What is it?
(Jason Grace, Thalia Grace, Athena, and 1246 others dislike this)
Thalia Grace: Seriously dad? You can't even work out what it is? HINT: Olympian Facebook.
PS: YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!
(Jason Grace likes this)
Zeus: HOW DARE YOU, THALIA? Anyway, I have worked out that it is a book of god and demigod faces, am I not correct?
Hades: Come on brother! Even I know that it's basically Facebook, except that it's designed for gods and demigods, not foolish mortals.
(Zeus and Rachel Elizabeth Dare dislike this)
Rachel Elizabeth Dare: HEY! I'm a mortal, ya know!
Hephaestus: Yes, I know. This is why I prevented any mortal but you (seeing as you are after all an important oracle) and several others.
(Rachel Elizabeth Dare likes this)
Hephaestus: ANYWAY, I haven't finished my announcement yet! Plus, Hades is right, Olympian Facebook is Facebook designed just for gods and demigods, and very few mortals (ie, Sally Jackson or Rachel Elizabeth Dare). Satisfied, Zeus?
Leo Valdez, my son, is now the deputy site administrator. I mean, who else can I trust?
(Sally Jackson and Leo Valdez like this)
(The whole of Camp Half-Blood dislikes this)
Leo Valdez: AWESOME, DAD! YOU ROCK!
Hephaestus: ikr :)
Mr. D: Now, to celebrate this occasion, Liam, would you like a glass of wine?
Leo Valdez: IT'S LEO! AND WINE SUCKS!
Mr. D: EXCUSE ME?
Leo Valdez: o_o. Sorry! I swear that I meant that WINE ROCKS!
Percy Jackson: You do realize that Mr. D won't fall for it, right? *big, long, heavy sigh*.
(Leo Valdez is too occupied to dislike this)
Leo Valdez's Status: 'sup guys! I'm currently being chased by an angry Dionysus. :(
Hephaestus: DIONYSUS! STOP THAT NOW! BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO A LUMP OF WORTHLESS METAL!
(Dionysus dislikes this)
(98 campers, and 72 gods who want Dionysus to get lost like this)
Leo Valdez has an announcement to make:
TO ALL YOU GODS AND DEMIGODS, I NOW PRESENT TO YOU
Mobile Olympian Facebook
So basically, you can use your mobile phones to access Olympian Facebook.
Jake Mason: Cool! ;) Although it's not as cool as the Argo II...
Hephaestus: *face colour drains* Uh, Leo?
Leo Valdez: Yeah, dad?
Hephaestus: Did you add a special protection force to prevent it attracting monsters?
Leo Valdez: Oops. I guess I forgot about that bit *sheepish grin*. So... now what do we do?
(Clarisse La Rue, Piper McLean, and 173 others dislike this)
Chiron: CAMP! ASSEMBLE TO YOUR BATTLE POSITIONS, AND KILL ALL THE MONSTERS THAT PASS!
Clarisse la Rue: YOU IDIOT, VALDEZ! I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU!
Ares: That's my daughter :).
Hephaestus has now locked this page to prevent more damage.
AFTER ONE LONG BATTLE
Annabeth Chase: Whew. *wipes sweat off face* At least we got out of there alive!
(52 members of Camp Half–Blood who nearly died like this)
Thalia Grace: That's only because The Hunters of Artemis helped you ;).
(Artemis and The Hunters like this)
Artemis: Correct. We were feeling very nice.
Percy Jackson: Yeah, right. Nice enough to aim an arrow at me!
(Artemis and The Hunters (who are laughing) like this)
Camp Jupiter has protested.
Dakota: Anyone want any Kool Aid?
(Camp Jupiter and Camp Half-Blood dislike this)
Hazel Levesque: Way to go off topic!
(Camp Jupiter and Camp Half-Blood like this)
Reyna: Camp! Do you have no politeness? We were just doing them a favour. We should just accept the fact that they didn't thank us.
Octavian: GAH! YOU'RE NOT A FIT PRAETOR!
(Jason Grace, Reyna, Percy Jackson, and 38 others dislike this)
Frank Zhang: Um, guys, why don't we just get along… ? :S
A/N: I haven't got much to say...
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