Sammilovesbutterflies

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Joined 01-09-11, id: 2696051, Profile Updated: 07-05-11

Author has written 3 stories for Gallagher Girls.

But sophistication isn't what you wear or who you know
Or pushing people down to get to where you wanna go
They wouldn't teach you that in prep school so it's up to me
But no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity.
~Better Than Revenge by Taylor Swift~

Don't you worry your pretty little mind, people throw rocks at things that shine.

~Ours by Taylor Swift

'Cause I've seen love die, way too many times, when it deserved to be alive

I've seen you cry, way too many times, when you deserved to be alive...

~Emergency by Paramore

Against the grain should be a way of life
What's worth the prize is always worth the fight
Every second counts 'cause there's no second try
So live like you'll never live it twice
Don't take the free ride in your own life.

~If Today Was Your Last Day by Nickelback~

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
and I'm the only one and I walk alone
~Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day~

Hey! My name is Sammi! I LOVE to read and write! I also love butterflies! They're awesome! And, as you can tell from above, I love music. :)

Im known as Samantha, Sam, Sammi, Ivy, and alot of other names. :)

About me:

~I also have a FictionPress account. My username is Sammilovesbutterlies. So bascially the same name. XD

~I DESPISE(had to put that XD) people who tear down natural beauty just to put condos or some kind of building up. Example: Atlantic Beach, NC- i have a beachouse there, and in walking distance from the beachouse, there used to be a pier. But a couple years ago, a company tore it down to have beachside condos. It pisses me off because i used to go there EVERY summer when i was younger. It's like taking a piece of my childhood away before life got complicated and it makes me wanna punch people... :(((

~I MAY have anger issues...*see note above* XD

~I SWEAR I have ADHD. Not just because I want to be a demigod(like Percy Jackson XD). I'm reallyyyy random...alot. : { )

~I'm not really good at giving reviews to people so if i like your story, then ill click on story alert. I'm lazy. XD

~I also HATE it when people get the tiniest details wrong in stories. Like in the Gallagher Girls series, when people say Cammie's grandparents live on a farm in Nevada, when they live in NEBRASKA. It annoys the crap out of me... -_-

Things My Weird Friends And I Do:

-Instead of fighting over boys in our school, we fight over boys from books.

-We love to make movies.

-We all LOVE to sing and act crazy while doing it. Let's just say Aphrodite was listening to Haunted by Taylor Swift and Ares starts singing it. Aphrodite starts abusing Ares and yelling at him for "ruining his image" All this is happening while Ares(me) and Aphrodite(My best friend) are jumping on my best friend's bed. Yes, we're very weird.

-We love to make music videos. Even though most of them are fails.

-We obsess over movies that are based off books. Example: My best friend's dad brought 3 of my friends and I to go see Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief, and we were screaming the whole time. Well, i was pointing out all the mistakes that they made in the movie to my best friend the whole time. (ANNABETH IS BLONDE NOT A BRUNETTE! GET.IT.RIGHT!!)

-We all love to read. (obviously)

-Most of my friends love to write.

-My best friend isn't my best friend. She's my sister. Seriously, i tell her things i wouldn't dare tell some of my other friends.

-We all HATE B*hes. Sorry, but we do. It was nessecery to put on here.

Fave Shows: House of Anubis, iCarly, Victorious, H2o

Fave Movies: Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Fave Series: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, Harry Potter, Septimus Heap, Gallagher Girls, Alphas, The Hunger Games, Maximum Ride

Fave Singers/Bands: Taylor Swift, Paramore, Selena Gomez, Sara Bareilles, Green Day, Nickelback, Three Days Grace, The Band Perry

Fave Books: The Stone Child, The Hunt For The Seventh, The Mysterious Benedict Society

Fave Quotes:

~Laugh as much as you breathe, and love as long as you live.~

~But i took your matches before fire could catch me so dont look now-I'm shining like fireworks over your sad empty town. ~Dear John by Taylor Swift~

~All you are is mean, and a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life, and MEAN. ~Mean by Taylor Swift~

~Now go stand in a corner and think about what you did. ~Better Than Revenge by Taylor Swift~

~Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars~

~Laugh often. Laugh at something no one else is laughing at. Don't be afraid to be different, just don't hurt anyone along the road of finding your true self. Yeah, this makes NO sense.~

NAMES:

1. Your real name - Samantha
2. Your gangsta name (the first 3 letters in your forename plus "izzle" in the end) - Samizzle
3. Your detective name (your favorite color and your favorite animal) – Blue Butterfly
4. Your soap opera name (your middle name and your current location) – Kay Carolina
5. Your Starwars name (the first 3 letters of your surname, the first 2 letters of your forename, and the last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name) – Bursaell
6. Your superhero name (your second favorite color, and you favorite drink) – Green Lemonade
7. Your witness protection name (Name you wished you had) - Ivy
8. Your goth name ("black" and the name of one of your siblings) - Black Tyler
9. Your Arab Name: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name)- Aryebdl
10. Your Nick Name (First three letters of your name and -ie) - Samie (Actually true..)

You say Pink,

I say Black.

You say Pop,

I say Rock.

You say Justin Bieber(gag),

I say Evanescence.

You say Shakira,

I say Paramore.

You say Zac Efron,

I say Chace Crawford.

You say Valentine's day,

I say Halloween.

You say Claires,

I say Fluffykin's Wonderland.

You say guitar

I say piano.

You say drawing,

I say writing.

You Say The Hills,

I say Ghost Whisperer.

You say I'm a freak,

I say, why thank you.

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? nope

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? yeah

3) How many houses have you lived in? One

4) Favorite candy bar? Crunch

5) Favorite shoes? I love going barefoot anywhere i can.(I know im weird.) But if i have to wear shoes, flip-flops.

6) Have you ever tripped someone? yepp

7) Least favorite school subject? math

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? NO!!!!!!!

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? NO.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Problems in life...yeah, depressing i know. :P

12) Favorite genre of music? Pop, rock. country :)

13) What is your zodiac sign? Aries (April 19th)

14) What time were you born? I forget...early in the morning though

15) Do you like beer? never had it

16) Ever made a prank phone call? HAHAHA YES!

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Um...High School Musical or Hannah Montana...dont ask...

18) Are you sarcastic? yes! (sarcasm NOT intended)

19) What are your favorite colors? Purple, green, and aquamarine

20) How many watches do you own? Ummm maybe 1 or 2...?

Things guys should know about girls!
Men Need To Understand These Things

(Highlight the ones you agree with in bold :))

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE)

2. Don't say you understand when you don't.

3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights. (sometimes)

4. You don't have PMS, so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.

5. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

6. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.

7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys. (Depends..)

8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.

9. If you did something wrong, apologize.

10. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.

11. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.

12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.

13. Fashion police do exist.

14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.

15. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.

17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; you may think we don't know, but WE DO!

18. Shave! No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.

19. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.

20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: you have a better shot at us than you ever will have with her.)

21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

22. We are beautiful at all times.

23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.

24. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it.

25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way or another so don't forget that!

26. we have an excuse to act bitchy once a month; you dont.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with little kiddie things like the Jonas Brothers and Disney Channel, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, SamanthaFenton, Linzer, XxPurpleStarGazerxX~GallagherGirl73~, Sammilovesbutterflies

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favorite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.

X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.
X you wear black nail polish (Sometimes.)

TOTAL: 5/10

PUNK

X You can skateboard
x you’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
X you dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

TOTAL: 3/8

GEEK

X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
XYou are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
x you get straight A's
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.
X You're Smart

TOTAL: 7/10

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The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.

yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

10 ways you know you are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians (My version):

1: You read the books all the time, even when you finished them months before.

2: You're a PJO character for Halloween. (I was Annabeth, and everyone kept asking me who I was just to annoy me.)

3: You give your friends character names or call them the character when they act like the character.

4: You went to see the PJO movie twice because you were hoping Percy and Annabeth would try and make it better.

5: You claim Percy Jackson and his friends are real.

6: You look up the address for Camp Half-Blood to prove that it's real. (I have done that, and they only gave me the fakie one in Texas. Even though I REALLY wanted to go, I'm not. D:)

7: When something goes missing, you claim Hermes is the reason and you yell, "GIVE IT BACK HERMES!!!"

8: When you are cussing, you say, "What the Hades?!", "Oh my gods!", "Go to the Underworld!" etc. (I have done that as well.)

9: You look up Greek curse words and use them in front of your teachers to stay outta trouble.

10: You know that you're a demigod.

PJO QUESTIONS

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

My Answer: At the lake.

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Uhm...Percy, but he's taken. So, probably Nico. :)

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Thalia, because she's awesome. :D

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: KRONOS. AND HERA.

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

My Answer: Titan's curse- Apollo's AWESOME.

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

My Answer: TYSON. :D

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

My Answer: APOLLO. HE'S FRIKING AWESOME!! :D

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: Stare at him until he hugs me. :3

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: Thalia and Annabeth. :D

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Percy and Thalia. Why? Because we're all awesome. :)

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: O.O CREEPER!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs away screaming*

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

My Answer: Percabeth! :D

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

My Answer: Uhmm...how are you guys doing...?

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Hanging out at Camp Half-Blood with Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Nico, Grover, Juniper, The Stoll Brothers, Tyson, and anybody else! :DDD

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

My Answer: "Dreams like a podcast, Downloading truth in my ears, They tell me cool stuff." -Apollo :DDDD

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

My Answer: In TLO when Percy asked Annabeth for a kiss for good luck. ;DDD

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

My Answer: In TLO when he said, "With great power, comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." Mwahaha! :DDDDD

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

My Answer: When Apollo said, "Shhhh call me Fred. I'm incognito." XDD

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

My Answer: Uhmm... when he said, "You two are giving me a migrane. And satyrs don't even get migranes." XD

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: When Percy was getting ready to fight Ares, and Grover gave him a smushed tin can, and Annabeth gave him her necklace. :))

What's your personality like?

Crazy, happy, guarded.

What was the last thing you thought?

My foot hurts. XD

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

Old guy from texas.

You now have a million dollars.

Must go buy some ice cream.

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

...what the crap?

Where were you last night?

Home.

What is today's date?

March 1, 2011.

When you're at the grocery store do you use the self checkout?

Not a lot.

If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?

Probably...why? O.o

How do you make your money?

I get it from my dad. :P

What is your favorite color?

Aquamarine or sea green.

What color are your eyes?

Darkish blue

What is a compliment you receive often?

Weird.

How tall are you?

5'3 or maybe 5'4

Where is the furthest place you've traveled?

South- Jamaica, West- Nevada, East- NC beach, North- Virginia

Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep?

Sleep, i have weird dreams that make me laugh in the morning..if i can remember them...

How long does it take you to shower?

30 minutes- 45 minutes

Can you do splits?

HAHAHAHAHA NO.

Are you flexible?

not really

What did you do on New Years Eve?

Watched the ball drop on tv when i was in florida

Were your parents there?

nope...haha

Can you speak any other language than English?

Some Spanish, and a couple words in Greek

What is the last letter of your middle name?

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?

7 and a half hours

Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?

Yep

Are you scared of flying?

nope its FUN :)

What do you sleep in?

IN A PHONE. NO in a bed. Where WOULD i sleep?

Do you like funny people or serious people?

A mix.

what are you listening to?

Tell Me Why by Taylor Swift

What jewelry do you wear all the time?

An ring, and a bracelet and necklace from my best friend.

What do you have planned for tonight?

Reading stories on fanfiction, listening to music, txting my bestfriend, and doing math homework.

Do you have a favorite item of clothing?

My butterfly belt. :)

Last movie you saw in theaters?

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

Last thing you ate?
A couple of oreos

What was last thing you drank?

Milk.

Are you happy right now?

Nuh-uh. Horrible day at school.

If you could have one thing right now what would it be?

Everyone to be happy and not B*ches.

Who makes you happiest right now?

My Best Friend. :)

What were you doing at midnight last night?

Trying to sleep.

Are you left handed?

No.

What was for dinner tonight?

Pasta and chicken parmisigna ( I did NOT spell that right XD )

What is the last thing you thought about?

How to spell parmisigna...and failing.

When is your birthday?

April 19th

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Funny Phobias~ If you laugh at any of these, paste it in your profile!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words~ Doctor: "You have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." Patient: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"

Androphobia- Fear of males~ A guy wakes one morning, "OMG!!!"

Unatractivephobia- Fear of ugly people~ You walk outside to your car and some old ladies walking down the street and you run inside screaming.

Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful woman~ A guy looks at his fiance

Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting~ Teacher: "Bobby, it's time to SIT DOWN OR ELSE." Bobby: "It's alright, I'm not *yawn* tired, I'll stand."

Sophophobia- Fear of learning~ Mom: "Honey, what did you learn today?" Kid: "MOMMY!! DON'T SAY THE 'L' WORD!!!"

Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public~ A famous person. Signing autographs. Ouch.

Scolionophobia- Fear of school~ Kid: "But Mommy, you're a teacher, what do you mean you don't like school?" Mom/Teacher: "I can just hear all those fingernails on the chalkboard!!"

Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking~ Wife: "Just think how wonderful a trip to Paris would be..." Husband: "I WON'T DO IT!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!"

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Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and leaving them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals during the day.
4. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
5. Challenge other customers to duel with tubes of gift-wrap.
6. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
7. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
8. When there are people behind you, walk really slow especially on the narrow aisles.
9. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares” and see what he does.
10. Get several of those frogs that croak when you walk by from the garden department and place them in strategic locations around the store.
11. Play with the automatic doors.
12. Walk up to random people and say, “Hi, I haven’t seen you in a long time etc.” See how they react.
13. While walking through the clothing department, exclaim loudly, “Who buys this junk anyway?”
14. Repeat the previous one in the jewelry aisle.
15. Ride a display bicycle through the store. Claim that you are taking it on a test drive.
16. Follow people through the aisles, staying about five feet away. Continue until they leave.
17. Play soccer with a bunch of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
18. As the cashier runs your purchases through the scanner, look mesmerized and say “Wow. Magic!”
19. Put M&M’s on layaway.
20. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
21. Set up a tent in the camping department. Tell others that you’ll let them come only if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
22. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
23. Ask other customers if they have a gray coupon.
24. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Bat-cave.”
25. TP as much of the store as possible.
26. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
27. Play with the calculators so that they all say “hello” upside down.
28. When someone asks if you need help, cry and scream “Why won’t you people leave me alone?”
29. Make up nonsense products and ask new employees if they have them in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples?”
30. Take up an entire aisle in the toys section by creating a battle between G.I. Joes and X-Men.
31. Take bets on the battle described above.
32. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
33. Dart around the store suspiciously while humming the theme, “Mission Impossible”.
34. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
35. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags, against their will.
36. Say things like “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
37. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
38. Two words: “Marco Polo”.
39. Leave Cheerio’s in Lawn & Garden, pillows in the Pet Care aisle, etc.
40. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics while head-banging and playing air guitar to Willie Nelson demos. (Bonus: Braid hair and wear a bandanna on head.)
41. Make a trail of lemonade on the ground, leading to the restroom.
42. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, take it without a word.
43. Relax in the patio section until you get kicked out.
44. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream “No! It’s those voices again!”
45. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
46. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax with a drink.
47. Turn on toys that make noise or talk randomly and place them throughout the store.
48. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
49. Nonchalantly “test” the combs and brushes in Cosmetics.
50. When two or three people are walking in front of you, run between them shouting “Red Rover!”
51. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose.
52. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbies.
53. While handling guns in the gun department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
54. While no one’s watching, quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the restrooms.
55. While in the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.
56. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse say, “Pick me! Pick me!”
57. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he does when a customer walks in.
58. Go to an empty check-out stand and try to check people out.
59. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly saying, “Good girl, good Bessie.”
60. Try on every pair of shoes in the shoe department. Throw the paper from the shoeboxes in random aisles.
61. Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page “Hugh G’butt”
62. Crawl around on the floor and pretend that you’re a cat.
63. Take a chair to Electronics, turn all the T.V.s to Young and the Restless and begin sobbing.
64. Chase your friends up and down the aisles with the electronic cars. Tell your friends to act like they don’t know you.
65. Ride the little rides for toddlers. If a little kid comes over and wants to use it, begin sobbing.
66. Excessively use things that say “Try me!”
67. Start pocketing any and all free samples.
68. Draw moustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
69. Walk up to customer service and say, “Hello, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a drink.” Then go to McDonald’s and try to return a toaster.
70. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream and lice remedies are.
71. When alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”.
72. Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ten.
73. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
74. Stand in the sock aisle and give each package a stern lecture.
75. Spend hours looking at blinking lights and say “blink” when they blink. Don’t look away.
76. In the Garden department, skip through the floors while holding out your arms and buzzing.
77. With friends, have a party in the beanbags in the furniture aisle.
78. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin.
79. Ask everyone in Electronics “Do you know what song this CD is on? I know the song but I don’t know the name. It goes like this.” Then sing loudly until you’re thrown out.
80. Bark while trying on dog collars. Have a friend lead you around on a leash.
81. Walk through the store and talk loud enough for everybody to hear saying, “I bet they have better prices at Target.”
82. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle whouting, "Go, Pikachu, go!"

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if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile.

A world wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:

“Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”

The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant. In India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant, In Europe they didn’t know what ’shortage’ meant. In China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant. In the Middle East they didn’t know what ’solution’ meant. In South America they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant, and in the USA they didn’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant.

If you think this is sad post on your profile. :(

Interview:

Q-What is your favorite color?

A- Aquamarine or green

Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff?

A- Hmmmm...seeing as Luke's already dead...I'll push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff ;)

Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be?

A- Poseidon or Zeus

Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be?

A- To fly :D

Q-Favorite Twilight quote?

A- Ummm...IDK! Wait... you named my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster!!! (Only one i could think of...havent read that series in a LONG time...)

Q-Favorite Song

A- F*in Perfect by Pink or I'd Lie by Taylor Swift

Q-Favorite food?

A- Pie

Q-If you could date any character who would it be?

A- Hmmmmm...Apollo (Yeah, not really a chracter...)

Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson movie?

A- Hmmmm...well i would probably look most like artemis would...idk

Q-Favorite books?

A- Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, Gallagher Girls series, Hunger Game series...alot of others XP

Q-Night or Day?

A- NIGHT!!!

Q- If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do?

A- Make all the people i HATE be my servants ;)

Q- What's your personality like?

A- Crazy, hyper, friendly, loyal, random, weird...

Q- What was the last thing you thought?

A- My head itches...

Q- Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

A- Old guy who was a president

Q- Who is the most special person to you?

A- Probably my best friend or my family...

Q- Scariest moment of your life?

A- When...some events happened one sunday night (NOT going into detail..)

Q- One word that would best describe you?

A- Complicated

Q- What is your favorite month?

A- April

Q- What does your user name mean?

A- Well, it's obvious: I LOVE BUTTERFLIES!

Q- What is your favorite Disney movie?

A- Hmmm...Finding Nemo (Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...)

Q- Have you ever been in a fight?

A- Yeppp

Q- Biggest fear?

A- Now WHY would i post THAT on here?!?!

Ponder this:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

My Faith:Jesus
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie

95 of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would shout "Jump asshole!"

If Hannah Montana and The Jonas Brothers must die now! , copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you collect these, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.

If you think they should make a second ASOUE movie, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Phish Tacko, Hannahpie45.

If you're on the computer 24/7, copy this into your profile.

If you think we should be able to write songfics, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Phish Tacko, Hannahpie45

If you ever freaked people out at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped OVER a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said "pull" and vice versa, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are reading these profiles 'cause you have no life, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.), Phish Tacko (Edward Cullen, Marty McFly), Hannahpie45(Chad Dylan Cooper, yeah I know, I know, eventually he'll be with Sonny :D but he is so HOT!), House of Anubis (Percy Jackson, Fabian Rutter, Ron Weasley, George Weasley, Harry Potter), Sammilovesbutterflies(Mick(from house of anubis),Apollo (XD from PJATO), Peeta(kinda), Fred Weasley)

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.

If you have a crush on somebody, but you are afraid to say anything about it, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Don't worry, your secret is safe! Greenpool's loyalty, Brooksilver, Catland Creator, HollyluvsArty, Pepper Lemon, Second Daughter of Eve, Phish Tacko, Hannahpie45, House of Anubis, Sammilovesbutterflies

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you:

love to read and act crazy,

laugh and have fun,

ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them,

are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need,

run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles your feet,

spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer,

are a night owl who hardly sleeps,

act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you,

then we would be great friends. :D Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you.^

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, or Aeropostale told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic, copy this into your profile.

I’m so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

A good/best friend will...
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb a-s?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd's a-s that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict Rakasha Shadowfang,KogaxAyame's cub, ccsinuyashaloverjj, ‘loha, Second Daughter of Eve, Phish Tacko, Hannahpie45, House of Anubis, Sammilovesbutterflies,

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

You do realize that if you've read this far, you've given me brief control of your mind. You shall never be the same. Bwaha!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

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(U U )

This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (do it now)

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If have ever eaten someone else's food without realizing it, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that school sucks bigtime, copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends if they don't have a screen name or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you've ever done your best friend's math homework by accident (guilty!), copy this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character, copy this to your profile.

If you're feeling random, and simply want your name put on a list, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list!: LostInHyrule, Bob D. Johnson, Phish Tacko, Hannahpie45

If you are sympathetic to people in need, copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copt this into your profile.

If you have had long strings of dreams in short periods of time, copy this into your profile.

If you love psychos, copy this into your profile.

If you are a psycho, copy this into your profile.

If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

If you like to quote things, copy this into your profile.

If you have too many of these copy and paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even if you can't see him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile!

If you prefer music from the 70s, 80s, etc. and hate most of today's music, put this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your love Sharpies, ping-pong, chocolate, more chocolate, food in general...chocolate..., and the internet, copy this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, Hannahpie45, House of Anubis, Sammilovesbutterflies,

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an ipod, copy 'n' paste.

If you've gotten closer with friends, copy and paste.

If your close friends are really funny, copy and paste.

If you like to hang out with friends, copy and paste.

If you're a loser and you're proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Okay, so who likes tacos? If you like tacos, copy and paste this into your profile.

Continue the High School Musical Sucks Train! Add your name! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, sundrynotes, theheartyearns, Hopeless-EO-Shipper, Phish Tacko, HANNAHPIE45, House of Anubis, Sammilovesbutterflies,

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and throw those lemons back in the face of the person who gave them to you until you get the oranges you originally asked for.

If you hate those people who are obssessed with what's spam and what's not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, post this in your profile. =D

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If mint chocolate chip ice cream is REALLY YUMMY, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ARE a true friend, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally screamed out loud for no particular reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:

Empire State of Mind

Waking Up:

Our Song

First Day At School:

Forever and Always

Making Your New Best Friend:

Marry Me (XD)

Falling In Love:

Hey There Delilah

Breaking Up:

A Year Without Rain

Prom:

Make It Shine

Graduation:

I never Told You

Life's Okay:

The Climb

Death of a Close Friend:

Jesus, Take The Wheel

Mental Breakdown:

You're Not Sorry

Driving:

Hallelujah

Flashback:

Miracle

Getting Back Together:

Iris

Birth of Child:

Inside Your Heaven

Wedding Scene:

Mine

Car Accident:

Dear John

Final Battle:

Long Live

Death Scene:

We Are Broken

Funeral Song:

White Horse

End Credits:

Last Kiss

Deleted Scenes:

September

*Yeah these Titles DID NOT match the things they were matched with. XD*

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

You do realize that if you've read this far, you've given me brief control of your mind. You shall never be the same. Bwaha!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

(\_/)
( o.o )
(U U )

This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (do it now)

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If have ever eaten someone else's food without realizing it, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that school sucks bigtime, copy this into your profile.

PERCY JACKSON:

1. Which book from the series was your favorite? Why?

I liked The Last Olympian becuase that's where the fight happened. PLUS-two words. Underwater.Kiss. :D

2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite?

Artemis. Least favorite..Hera.

3. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite?

Hm... I have to say that I like Thalia the best and Luke the least. :P

How would you feel if Annabeth dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Annabeth? I would be scared...VERY scared.

You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find Bianca DiAngelo rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I would scream "BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!!!"

What would you think if you found Thalia was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

... :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

Is there any such thing as Percy and Rachel fluff?

Percy and Rachel... kinda...not really