Everyday phrases confound even the most creative Vulcan. Spock compiles a dictionary of human phrases during the Enterprise's five year mission.

Mycroft and Sherlock and Lestrade have a text conversation.

As Sherlock traverses the globe to burn what remains of Moriarty, John turns away from his past life and begins a new one. Desperate to break out of the darkness of his best friend's coffin, John Watson, soldier, becomes John Watson, assassin, and he's about to find that the name Sherlock Holmes is next on his list.

It's a game about touching but Sherlock doesn't quite realise just how far it will go...Whoops, porn without plot written to a prompt given to me by a friend. Enjoy.

Dude, I don't know. I wrote this ages ago and never published it for various reasons, but then I read it again and went "ehh...it's okay-ish" so here you go. Sherlock eavesdrops on John and his girlfriend in bed.

Donovan has her hands on an incriminating recording of Sherlock when he was asleep, and learns more than she had ever wanted to. Secrets never stay secret for long, especially when it can end in the humiliation of Sherlock Holmes.

Several months post Reichenbach Fall, John Watson finds himself back at 221B Baker Street, contemplating beginnings and ends. Guns, grief, and belief should never be mixed with alcohol. How far can he push the still hidden Sherlock?

Mathew Williams is a troubled child, attempting suicide only to be saved by a thick coated feline set on getting in his way.A silver haired man with eyes of fire follows in due course.Will Mathew do what he couldn't for his brother?Smutt & violence.Enjoy.

Sexy, serious, silly, sherlockifying drabbles written in an attempt to buzz away the ache of the series' absence... Rated T but M in future chapters, warning for the lusty loving up of one John Watson and one Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock's pushed himself too far and can't relax enough to sleep. John has to help him. Not in a relationship…yet.

A SherlockXJohn fic, fluffy and eventually lemony. Involving a stashed jumper, a stolen phone and cakes. A mystery included, not just romance. Dedicated to Mirith Griffin. Enjoy! Rated M for later slash.

It was the ice that was to blame for it all, John knew that for certain. Just took a small patch of it, one, to change the tone of John's life. SLASH. John/Sherlock

He should have kissed Sherlock Holmes ages ago. John/Sherlock.

America and England become chummy. England is confused. The others... are amused. Mostly PG-13 because some of the countries know some pretty good swear words. UK/US

Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.

"Missing Sherlock Holmes wasn't like missing any ordinary thing, it wasn't a sudden pain that vanished once the conversation changed its pace- it was a dull but steady ache that lay in his chest." -Watson/Holmes. Set after Game of Shadows. Implied slash.

Holmes is afraid to sleep because he's afraid of nightmares. Maybe Watson can help him out... Sherlock/John pairing, heavy slash, this means boys have sex. Don't like, don't read. Oneshot, complete. Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes.

The words never come easily to Sherlock, John supposes. The right words never do come easily. They are earned, paid with the heavy gold of shared emotions, experiences, touches given and received. John knows. He hears the word in Sherlock's every action.

"The Mayo Clinic prescription for hypothermia is this: Tea. Blanket fort. Sex. All right, it doesn't come right out and say that on the website. But Sherlock can read between the lines." A prequel to "Heat Wave."

Oh, the texts Sherlock gets. Warnings: Crack, slash aka. homosexual relationships, language and an annoying older brother.

"I am capable of caring, John." John needs someone to care. Sherlock, the high-functioning sociopath, is the only one who is there to do so. Who'll be the biggest obstacle in the end? Sherlock/John.

Filled for this meme: Sherlock needs to become ginger for a case, and enlists John to help dye his hair. John finds out that it's the one thing that makes Sherlock go pliant.

Involves crossdressing. As a disguise. And with the utmost of professionalism. Because that's how Sherlock rolls. Except John discovers he can't handle it.

"I'm telling you, right now, that big tool will not fit in such a small hole." Don't you wish to be a fly on the wall for these conversations? Jac, 10, repairs in a tight spot on the Tardis...

Excerpt: 'And he likes to think of it as that, a love story, even if it isn't, even if it never is for her. He likes to think that they're slowly stumbling into a relationship every moment that passes.'

Neither of them can remember what happened last night, but it can be quite easily deduced. John comes to some realisations and Mycroft wins a bet.

During a game of truth or dare, Russia gets a horrible dare that he'd rather not take, but has to. What is it? Read to find out!

Britain and America discuss what happened between them. With interesting results.

America and England are skipping a meeting, and spending it in an alleyway behind the building...what else could it be but PWP? R-18 yaoi with oral and dirty talk. Enjoy!

America wakes up one day on England's couch to find he has dog ears and a tail. England seems to find it strangely attractive... UKUS in that order , Masturbation, dog-ear-erogenous-zone abuse, lemon. Don't like, don't read.

Rose and the duplicate Doctor are back traveling in the TARDIS and are getting annoyed by the constant besmirching of their 'inferior' physiology. Time to teach the Timelord a lesson. PWP/Angst/H/c/introspection and Tencest!

The Doctor can't stop staring. Part of the Glimpses series.

She's right. She knows she's right, and she'll prove it because Rose Tyler has evil plans. For Aishlion.

First Class movie. Erik remembered every kiss in his life, from his first, to his very last. ErikxCharles FIRST CLASS-verse.

Total domestic fluff. Charles never knew grocery shopping was such a turn on for Erik. CharlesxErik FIRST CLASS-verse.

X-Men First Class. Only Erik would think to combine chess and sex. Charles just lets himself get blown away. Erik/Charles, NC-17 explicit sex

Fic based on the song E.T. by Katy Perry involving Jack & the Doctor having mind blowing sex. Graphic M/M sex

When noticing how cool and collected Erik is during missions, Charles decides to take a peek into his mind one late night. WARNING SLASH YAOI

Doing "what feels right" isn't always easy for Spock, especially when all he wants is to maintain control. Luckily Jim likes his commander in control. S.M.U.T. Slash

Over one of their many games of chess, Erik ponders what exactly it is about Charles that makes him want to never leave his side. FIRST CLASS-verse.

There is one thing in life that will never bore Light - an infuriating, sexy detective. PWP/Drabble L/Light

Light is standing there. Watching, waiting, as though he has come to collect a prized meal. One-shot; L x Light.

He couldn't have really heard what he thought he did...right? M to be safe

In which Sirius and Remus take a quick 'break' during James and Lily's wedding. R/S

Jim & Bones have been together forever. They finish each other's sentences, remind each other of appointments, share the most intimate details of their lives. The catch: they are still just friends. One of them realizes this is more than just friendship.

Spock makes Jim scream so hard in bed that security hears him. This my darling readers is porn so if you dont want some sexy k/s this is not the story for you.

Jim is wandering around a little lost and tipsy. Bones takes him in like a little lost puppy. How pretty can Jim beg for him? SLASH. See author's notes for specific warnings.

Ford is trapped on Earth where they think digital watches and being strictly heterosexual are pretty neat ideas.

Spock has done Jim wrong, very wrong, but unfortunately our favorite Captain is hiding. Will Spock finally see what he has done, or will he simply not care either way? K/S Slash..Uhurabashing. I've added an alternate ending too. MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH

What happens after the boys get home from the events of "Good Golly, Miss Molly." You really should read that first. Slash.

Spock's reluctant visit to an alien club is made far more agreeable by the intervention of his captain. A double-dip fill for the kink meme: one prompt asked for K/S body shots, and the other requested dirty dancing.

Random PWP smut. Italy's all cute and innocent... but we all know he's not.

Five days. That's how long they'd been on this planet. Or perhaps more importantly, five nights. Five nights of being stretched tight and thin.

5 times Jim uses Bones' name. Answers a prompt from the buckle-up meme.

Light and L are in the headquarters late one night when Light realises just how messy an eater L is. LxLight, lemon one-shot.

L has sprained his ankle. Luckily for him, he has a sexy boyfriend anxious to take care of him. A very devious and sneaky sexy boyfriend. AU LxLight. Fluffish PWP. Enjoy.

...Hand-Jobs While Driving Droll hook-line and encouragement to re-read the title if you really need to know what this story is about. Jim/Bones, inspired by pictures at the Jim and Bones comm at livejournal.

The direction of Spock's life changes forever when Ensign Kirk asks him for a game of chess. AU, K/S. Rated for explicit sex and strong language.

Genderswap PWP. Turns out, Bones is more of an exhibitionist than Jim originally thought.

L sings about the sweetest thing he has ever tasted. Crack.

The glaring problem was that Jim had no idea how to seduce a recalcitrant Vulcan who appeared to loathe him.

The Enterprise crew hold a Valentine's party and when a slow dance starts and the lights are turned very low, Jim who's besotted with Spock asks him for a dance. He reluctantly agrees he doesn't want to get too close to his irresistible Captain .

My Valentine's Day fic. Fluffy slash, you have been warned.

At a Valentine's Day pity party, Spock has inhibitions that even alcohol can't break, much to a certain Captain's chagrin. Sometimes you need a little help from a friend. K/S, with a Mc sandwich.

Spock thinks kissing seems highl illogical. Until he kisses Kirk.

The Doctor and Rose take some much needed R&R but did the Doctor do his research?

"There's nothing else to be done, nothing to be surrendered, and everything to be gained." Slash. Sherlock not only realizes he's in a relationship with John, but he *wants* him, too. Written for a prompt on SherlockBBC.

A prompt fill, Kirk finds a different side to his mate.

Coming back to the TARDIS from an adventure filled with sexual teasing has been known to lead to smut.

"I'm not that guy anymore, Peter, you know that." ... "Prove it." - Peter:Sylar - Rated M for language and sexy timez! Enjoy! - Oneshot - COMPLETE

Remus writes the headmaster an angry letter after said wizard foolishly allows Sirius to view Muggle movies. What happens when Dumbledore writes back? Madness, that's what!

James and Sirius aren't the only ones trying to figure out why Remus is leaving school once a month. Peter has his own theories. Unfortunately, this is Peter we're talking about.

After a particularly harrowing mission, Dr. McCoy gives Spock a less than routine examination in Sickbay. SLASH, mostly PWP. Pairing Spock/McCoy. Can be either TOS or AU.

Jack Sparrow and the Black Pearl are unexpectedly captured by Commodore Norrington on HMS Dauntless; unexpectedly for both the pirate and the Commodore. Is Jack prepared to pay what the Commodore wants for his and his and his crew's freedom? Warning: extremly dubious consent

Will knew love; he'd loved all his life. But the greatest love he ever held was unlike any of the others because it was so whole and perfect and heart-achingly real that it eclipsed everything else. Jack/Will SLASH.

Mohinder attends a Halloween party. Cracktastic cheese, costume partying & extreme mature adult content ahoy! Set after S2, ignoring 3 & 4.

Rose is bordering on the edge with the Doctor who won't stop licking things. Happy!Who prompt chewed pen lid, also prompt Icecream for C3

Wall-verse. Peter counts the moments between them, marks every chink in his armor… counting the moments makes them clear, he cannot slip again… Peter/Sylar, NC-17, heavy slash

Sulu/Chekov. On what's supposed to be a routine recon mission, Sulu makes a potentially fatal mistake. Warning for language and sexual content.

Peter is dreaming, and it's not what he expected. Sylar/Peter, NC-17, heavy slash.

Sylar needs a little gentle persuasion to be helpful at Christmas... Sylar/Peter, NC-17, heavy slash.

A night of love turns to something a bit more serious. Sylar/Peter, NC-17, heavy slash.

Remus thought there was nothing more terrifying then his friends not accepting him for being a werewolf...until wand waving, lap dances and badly delivered movie lines come into the picture. After this Lupin will need plenty of ink.

It wasn’t often that Jack missed something, and certainly not something of this nature. But he hadn't expected Will to get drunk and jump him as soon as they were on the ship, though he thought he probably should have. Will/Jack SLASH, one-shot.

When chipmunks go bad, and the Doctor's on call, where does that leave Jack? A Ten/Jack/Rose OT3 fic. From the prompt: Someone is hurt; someone else provides comfort; and the third member of the trio feels left out.

When he’s left at the Alter, Will flees Port Royal in search of reprieve from the pain. He finds his comfort and salvation on the deck of the Black Pearl and the arms of its captain. Set after first movie, AU from movies 2 and 3 Jack/Will slash. Onesho.

Will can't sleep, so his mind is wandering. Jack/Will slash Disclaimer: Characters are Disney's property and I make no profit out of using them.

Jack tries to forget, but love is not that easy to leave behind. Warning: Slash. con-crit wanted but no flames

He had tried to tell himself all night that Jack didn't know what he was doing, but it was becoming ever clearer to Will that perhaps, just perhaps, he was too aware of his charms and was seeking to make him jealous. It was working. Slash.

When Norrington falls from grace, Jack feels a curious thing: guilt. Jack/Norrington, ignores the sequels.

Rodney needs a little convincing...

It's not just another scar... spoilers for Phantoms

Elizabeth discovers that Rodney can be a sneaky little scientist

Sometimes it's nice simply to live.

Elizabeth discovers what Rodney's personal item was.

COMPLETE Slashy! Sweet! Seductive! Sparrington! Jack's POV. Jack gets caught in Port Royal in more ways than one by a tipsy and rather lonely commodore. Return reviews when possible.

What if Captain Jack Sparrow were forced to commit the worst violation on his best friend, Will Turner? m/m RAPE

Jack gets Will drunk. Will thinks, mostly of Jack. Set in the same timeline as Freedom. JackxWill slash