Her clothes spread wide,

And mermaid-like a while they bore her up.

Hamlet - Act 4, Scene 7

Can be called; Ophelia, Phe: whatever floats your metaphorical boat.

Music (Of the Moment); Florence and the Machine, Muse, The Mars Volta, Metallica, Hole, Paloma Faith, Lady Gaga, Nirvana, The Prodigy, Kings of Leon, Alice in Chains, Hadean, Placebo, Blink 182, Rihanna, Queens of the Stone Age, Queen, Stereophonics, Rentrer En Soi...

Books; Memoirs of a Geisha, Silence of the Lambs, Handmaid's Tale, Blood and Chocolate, Red Dragon, Interview with a Vampire, Belle Du Jour, The Phantom of the Opera.

About Me; I'm just someone who's been around various fanfiction sites for a while. A procrastinator, and a lurker, at heart. Lover of; lace, turquoise, rain, mirrors, velvet, the words: wench-esque, wench-inator, wench-ified, fugly, and flabulous, irony, chocolate, sarcasm, mythology, psychology, the word fetish, shoes... I'm just here to prance about - occasionally spewing out stories, and mostly reading other people's like some kind of rabid... thing with a fanfiction fetish. Yeah, that just about covers it. Oh! - and I bake (badly, but with Chutzpah). If you ever meet me in person you'll wonder why that tiny girl is shrieking Shakespeare quotes at you. My naked weapon is out... eth!

PROJECT(S) -

I am currently beta-ing the MultiSakura ficcage that is Stumble for the lovvveellly Veneficus L.

Not much else since this is really just my reviewing account/ one-I-put-random-fics on. Yes, I do have another one I have more fics on. That doesn't really matter though, I would think.