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Joined 07-30-10, id: 2472046, Profile Updated: 03-10-19
Author has written 8 stories for Simpsons, Sleeping Beauty, Inspector Gadget, Rock-a-Doodle, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, and Woody Woodpecker.

"If you have a problem with me or I've done something wrong please tell me because guess what? I'm not a mind reader
If you don't have a problem with me or I've done nothing wrong please tell me because guess what? I worry a lot and think that people hate me"

(mood, as described by truthdoesnotleadtofreedom and owo-kun at Tumblr)

Born in 1992.

When I'm not here, I'm active on other websites, such as comicsdotorg, changedotorg, Wikipedia and Steam. (But this is the only place where I call myself "Merinus".)

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Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the Girl-Who-Lived by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 179,543 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
Goldstein by Laazov reviews
What's a nice Jewish boy like Anthony doing at Hogwarts? Well, for starters, his name isn't really Anthony. Winner of the Fanfiction Booker's Prize 2014. Year One complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,431 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 7/4/2019 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Anthony G.
Revenge Of The Black Cloak Society by Richard B. Sampson Jr reviews
Based off the King's Quest game series. This chapter, the wedding begins, and everyone is worried something bad will happen. As they are all on alert for someone to attack, they are all unaware that the threat is already there, until it is too late to stop it. Read and Review.
King's Quest - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,224 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 11/11/2005
Silent: A Lovecraftian tribute by Lee Ken Tam reviews
A young pyschology major fascinated by lucid dreams mysteriously begins to lose control over his own dreams. A loving tribute to Lovecraft's style of storytelling mixed with Simon and Garfunkel's song 'The Sound of Silence'. Please R&R.
Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2018 - Complete
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 335,972 - Reviews: 6047 - Favs: 12,056 - Follows: 11,934 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter as written by by Technomad reviews
Harry Potter as written by various authors...George Orwell, Anthony Burgess, Sir John Mortimer and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,419 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Harry P.
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11867 - Favs: 9,818 - Follows: 3,577 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione Granger's Guide To Gender Flip Fanfiction by Hyaroo reviews
Hermione gives a lecture on "gender flip fanfiction"; i.e. fanfiction depicting an AU where one or more characters has been born the opposite sex. Of course, when the ones attending the lecture are Harry and Ron... or should that perhaps be "Holly" and "Ronnie"?... it might get a little difficult to stay on track. A very meta story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,382 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 9/17/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Old Man, the Old One, and the Sea by Casper Nolan reviews
This is a flash fiction I wrote surrounding H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos. Just my first attempt so I can get my feet wet.
Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Complete
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 218,497 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 7,902 - Follows: 4,378 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3964 - Favs: 9,682 - Follows: 10,344 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
The Knitter's Story by Megera22 reviews
A origin story in a Tale of Two Cities. Find out what really happened to one particular knitter. Oneshot.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Madame DeFarge - Complete
St Michael's Triumph by epsilon.upsilon117 reviews
John Milton's Paradise Lost was an epic poem in which God sends Lucifer to Hell. In this prequel, St. Michael's Triumph, the relationship between St. Michael and Lucifer is revealed and God's plan for St. Michael is set in motion.
Paradise Lost - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Lucifer/Satan, God, Michael the Arch Angel - Complete
A Soldier's Homecoming by AndAllThatMishigas reviews
Emelius Browne is returning home from war to greet the woman and three children he left behind.
Bedknobs and Broomsticks - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2012 - [Emelius B., Eglantine P.] Carrie R., Paul R. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 4,887 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Fates of Darkness by moellerman reviews
A Little scene from KQ4 Remake, if such comes , I had in my head. Rated K just to be certain
King's Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Rosella, Lolotte - Complete
The Stag and Doe by AHufflepuffMess reviews
When Snape starts hurting Lilly, who will be the one to step in? of course we all know JamesLilly Beware of SnapeBashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
In My Dying Breath by omnomswritings reviews
Have you ever wondered how Fortunato felt in Edgar Allan Poe's short, "The Cask of Amontillado?"
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6860 - Favs: 10,462 - Follows: 5,226 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Carpetbaggers by cofax reviews
After the coronation festivities, the real work begins. Gen adventure set during/after The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Complete as of July 31, 2011. Warnings: for movie-level violence and realpolitik. NOTE: FFN has screwed with the formatting. Find a better version here: /series/4249
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 122,185 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
The Heroic Witch by Amras2007 reviews
A different version of sleeping beauty where there is a sleeping prince and the hero is a witch.
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2639 - Favs: 3,946 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter: Lost by Bear12 reviews
It has been ten years since Lord Voldemort fell, defeated in mysterious circumstances by the Potter family who gave their lives for the safety of the Wizarding world. However a mysterious Hogwarts letter now threatens to destabilise Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,361 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Epilogue Cohn's Downfall by Black-Dragon1003 reviews
Takes place after the events of The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway. We never do find out what happens to poor Robert Cohn... Rated T for mentions of suicide.
Sun Also Rises - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - R. Cohn - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 782 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 4,995 - Follows: 1,054 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 8,727 - Follows: 1,350 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Transformation by ArmoredSoul reviews
The successor continues the doctors' insanity, and seeks to improve upon it. One shot. Hope you like horror stories.
Island of Doctor Moreau - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Alexandra Quick and the Thorn Circle by Inverarity reviews
The war against Voldemort never reached America, but all is not well there. When 11-year-old Alexandra Quick learns she is a witch, she is plunged into a world of prejudices, intrigue, and danger. Who wants Alexandra dead, and why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 165,657 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007 - OC - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 4,550 - Follows: 1,017 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Masquerade by HarlowQuin reviews
This is a story based on The Masque of the Red Death. Alexandria Adams lost her loved ones to the red plague, so she and her father, the only survivors in the family, turned to Prince Prospero. Sorry, I didn't know which category to put this story in! R&R
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Horror in the Mansion by Tea Bush reviews
A LOVECRAFTian style poem brought to you by both me and Mike. CTHULHU calls twice! (Second part is ready.) Reviews are appreciated.
Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2002 - Published: 2/26/2002 - Complete
The Dark Realm by Shadow of Light reviews
The shattered remnants of the Black Gate spilled across the floor and vanished into nothingness. We'd won. Britannia was safe once more. Guess again. The Guardian had other plans. And I was at the middle of them...
Ultima - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,979 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2001 - Complete
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Matinee on the Bouncy reviews
Starring Woody Woodpecker.
Woody Woodpecker - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2018 - Complete
And Yet Here We Are reviews
Instead of trying to kill Snow White, the evil queen tries a different approach.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2018
Rock-a-Doodle Rewrite reviews
This is what it sounds like, a rewrite of the movie Rock-a-Doodle. With less plotholes, different pacing, different character development, and a few surprises too!
Rock-a-Doodle - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2018
Good times and bad times reviews
The story of the life of Inspector Gadget.
Inspector Gadget - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2015
Sanctuary of Broken Souls reviews
The Simpsons enter a mysterious place by the road.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Complete
The Sleeping Beast reviews
Maleficent becomes savvier, and decides to put another spell on Aurora.
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Maleficent
Bartzilla reviews
It began on Halloween when Bart ate a poisonous candy bar. He then started to change in strange ways…
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Bart S.
The House of Madness reviews
Homer and Lisa experience great amounts of disinformation and confusion. It seems like Kafka was just a lucky dog, when they discover the true horrors of bureaucracy. Or is it bureaucrazy?
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Homer S., Lisa S.