D.L.Belikova
 Author has written 8 stories for Vampire Academy, and Twilight. Heyy, I'm Daisy, and i LOVE Vampire Academy! I am exactly like Rose, except a little less violent. I am in love with Dimitri, Christian, and Adrian. I hope you like my stories! Ever wondered why you get such a bad hangover from drinking vodka? NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast. NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings. NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula. NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms. NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation. NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile. Dimitri + Rose! Rose: Do I ever cross your mind? Rose: Do you like me? Rose: Do you want me? Rose: Would you cry if I left? Rose: Would you live for me? Rose: Would you do anything for me? Rose: Choose--me or your life Rose runs away in shock and pain and Dimitri runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. READ VAMPIRE ACADEMY OR I'LL PROVOKE THE STRIGOI AND BLAME YOU! -if you wish you could go to St. Vladimir's Academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile. -if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this. -if vampires are real, post it. -if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up! -If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this. -if you cant wait for the sixth vampire academy book to come out, put this on your profile. -if you cried like a baby through the last chapters of shadow kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile. -If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile. -If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile. -If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. -If you have ever read a 700 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about vampire academy, copy this into your profile. -If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile -If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile. -If you have ever fell UP the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile. -If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile. -If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. -If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. -If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. -If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile!! -If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this onto your profile. -If you think that Vampire Academy is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your... well you know what comes next. -If you are in love with a fictional characted copy this to your profile. -If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile -If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile -If you are the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have an obsession with Vampire Academy, copy this into your profile. -If you have an obsession with Fan Fiction, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have an obsession with reading fan fictions about Vampire academy copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile. -If you've ever read ALL night, copy this into you profile. -If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile. -If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. -If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile. -If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. -98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies. -If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. -93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. -If you're the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes, copy this onto your profile. -If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. -92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. -65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. -Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. -If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (What girl doesn't not like Chocolate?) -If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. -If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. -If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying,But at the same time funny, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (maybe...) -If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. -Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. -Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio. -Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. -If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile. -If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. -98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. -If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. -Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" -If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! -If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile. -If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. -If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile. -Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! -If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile. -There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. -If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. -You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. -If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. -Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. -If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. -If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Twilight, Vampire Academy), copy and paste this into your profile! -If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile. A friend remembers your name. A best friend forgets theirs and uses yours. -If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile. -If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile. -Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. -If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your dhampir boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile. -If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile. -If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile. -If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. -If you love to sit at your computer all day, doing timewasting things, copy and paste this to your profile. -If you spend 10 hours on Fanfiction each day, copy and paste this to your profile. "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door." You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity. Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken... I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on. I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y". I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what someone would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. Tell the truth and run. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Don't mess with me I've got a stick and I have nowhere to pot it! I ran with scissors, and lived! The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? You're intoxocated by my very presence Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties! I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I see regular people! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I don't suffer from insanity,... I enjoy every minute of it Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Your weirdness is creeping the voices in my head out. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, off the occasional cliff and into sliding glass doors. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s he gonna do kill me? It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round! Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... If two wrongs don't make a right, try three I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves. One bright day in the middle of the night, Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormus caterpillar. When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN" I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3? "Education is important, school however, is another matter." "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. I walk in the rain, You say Romeo and Juliet, When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell, I WANT DEMITRI BELIKOV!! They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. There is no I in team but the is an I in PIE and there is an PIE in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. Come to the dark side. We have DIMITRI! YOU CALL ME A BITCH. A BITCH IS A FEMALE DOG,DOG BARK, BARK IS ON TREES, TREES ARE IN NATURE AND NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL SO THANKE FOR THE COMPLIMENT:P “I am sick of people having a near deathexperienceand saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. "Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face." Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought. "The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide." "Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that." My prince doesn't wear shiny armour. Sometimes you just have to smile and walk away...hold your tears in and pretend you are okay. "Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you?" "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I'll kill you." "If at first you don't success, redefine success." F.I.N.A.L.S-Fuck, I never actually learned this shit. "Never say 'Things couldn’t get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge." "If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?" "It's just AMAZING! You're completely wrong again!" "Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject." "Jesus is coming! Everybody look busy!" That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast." "Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days." "I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)" "Best friends means killing each other over a bag of chips and in the end not saying sorry but...ha-ha too bad loser!" "Bravo. You really know how to make an ass out of yourself." "One night I was lying awake when I asked myself 'what's wrong with me?' Then a voice answered 'this is going to take more then one night.'" "If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic." "You, off my planet." “I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I’ll wager it’s hard to pronounce.” "Well, we always suspected that thinking was dangerous." Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? If you die, I'll kill you! A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) Don't steal, the government hates competition. I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on. Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours. "There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't" "I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids." "Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge". "I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived. (Oh not deprived but rather underprivileged) Then they told me that underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary." "I'm gonna live forever, or die trying." "I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I must be perfect!" I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it. homework is killing trees, stop the madness! Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Life is like a role of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." "Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk." Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath. "I have the answer in my head. I just haven’t found it yet" "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman." If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception. STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him ... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said ... Alright... you're ugly too! I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey. Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful. All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power. Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES! We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction. How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot of his/her head! I'm bored. Run for your sanity. The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into school. Evil beware, we have waffles. "Hey, make up your mind. Am I a genius, or a creep?" "You're a creepy genius." "Did you study for today's test?" "You bet. Ask me anything you want about history-" "Uh, that's great, but the test is in math." The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. What doesn't kill you, only puts you in the hospital for a few weeks! I used up all my sick days so I called in dead. I'm gonna survive even if it kills me. If first you don’t succeed… maybe losing is your style. I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later. He who laughs last thinks slowest! Make yourself at home ...clean my kitchen The silent ones are always the deadliest. I’ll be dead before I die. Stupid words! Where are they when you need them?! I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies. This is bunny. You say Pink I don't run on COFFEE...I run on MUSIC ║██║ Your Volume 6 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN AND WHY THEY ARE CONSIDERED DIABOLICAL 1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ". 2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." 3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, sheasked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." 4. One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the sink. She suddenly notices that her mother had several strands of whitehair on her head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Whyare some of your hairs white, Momma?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something to make me sad or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl pondered this revelation for a while, then said, Momma, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?" 5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead." 6. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." Five Resons Why Bella's an Idiot: 1. She jumped off a cliff and didn't die. 2. She didn't kill Jacob for imprinting on Nessie. 3. What regular person uses the word irrevocably? 4. She can't win an argument with Edward unless its about sex. 5. She's a freaking spaz. (Yep) Repost if you agree to at least three statements. Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped! You Might Be An Author If... 1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written. 2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names. 3. You often imagine your books becoming movies. 4. Spell check is your best friend. 5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background. 6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favourite characters. 7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene. 8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing. 9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym. 10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long. 11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence. 12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written. 13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better. 14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself. 15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. 16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly. 17. You talk to yourself... constantly. 18. You forget what day it is when your writing. 19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. 20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc. 21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end. 22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it. 23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas. 24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. 25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story. 26. You are in love with the Thesaurus. 27. You dream about your stories. 28. You dream of new stories. 29. You often revisit some of your old stories. 30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing. GIRL COMEBACKS!! Boy Girl "Where have you been all my life?" "Are you an angel from heaven?" "Your place or mine?" "Your feisty, I like that." "My dad owns the Café. I could get us really good seats." "I have magic fingers. And they love to give massages." "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" "So, what do you do for a living?" "Hey baby, what's your sign?" "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" "Your body is like a temple." "I would go to the end of the world for you." "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy." "Haven't we met before?" "So, wanna go back to my place ?" "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." "I know how to please a woman." "I want to give myself to you." "I can tell that you want me." "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" "I'd go through anything for you." "How did you get so beautiful?" "What's mine is yours, babe." Just because... im quiet-doesn't mean i don't have alot to say im sarcastic-doesn't mean i don't take it seriously i forgive-doesn't mean i'll forget im stubborn-doesn't mean im not easy going i don't show my feelings-doesn't mean i don't have any im not like you-doesn't mean im weird i don't say i love you-doesn't mean i don't afraid i don't know why we all hang on to something we know were better off letting go. it's like we're scared to lose what we really don't have. some of us say we'd rather have something then nothing at all, but the truth is...to have something halfway is harder then to have nothing at all. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile. If you have ever fell UP the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile. -if you cant wait for the sixth vampire academy book to come out, put this on your profile -if you cried like a baby through the last chapters of shadow kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile -if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning dimitri and taking him away from rose, post this If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire, put this in your profile Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile How To Annoy Edward Cullen 1)Get him a "Buffy the Vampire" DVD 2)Get him a Dracula costume for Halloween 3)Tell him Bella convinced Alice to change her 4)Then, once he's already yelled a a totally shocked Alice, say you were kidding 5)Tell him that you are taking him to an opera in Seattle then take him to La Push. 6)Make him spend the day with Jacob 7)Tell him Jacob raped Nessie 8)Read bedtime storis to him 9)Cover yourself in body glitter and yell, "Look what Jasper did!" 10)Challenge himto a race 11)Tell him that Nessie isn't his 12)Then say that she's Jacobs 13)Tell him that, because Bella got depressed when he left, you switch to Team Jacob 14)Look at him like you're suspitious or something and picture yourself naked 15)Tell him Bella is in Voltura on vacation 16)Then when he flies all the way to Italy, say you were joking 17)Tell him Bella wants a divorce 18)Ask him his bedtime 19)Give him a dog named Jacob, Sam Leah, Quil, Embry, ect. Anything but Seth 20)Tell him that the Blacks moved in with Bella and Charlie 21)Give him "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" as a joke 22)Smash all of his Cds onto the floor and tell him that is looks like him 23)Tell Nessie to color in his journals 24)Walk in while Edward is over in Bella's room without permission and tell Charlie on them. 25)Have a cookout with the Cullens, the Denali coven, the Egyptian, Irish, and Romanian covens and have human food on his birthday. 26)Throw garlic, crosses and wooden stakes at him. Then ask him, "Why the heck are you still alive." If you're still alive after that... 27)Tell him that you defiled his piano with your boyfriend/ girlfriend (If you think it's pay-back time for Edward for leaving and making the book and movie boring, copy and pste onto your profile) I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty I keep a diary which is really weird sometimes(I wonder if anybody has read it lol) I spend a lot of times daydreaming or on the computer lol i tend to be really random lol I lovee to read and write! You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass. If you understand the true meaning of firendship, copy and paste this into your profile. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up, If you totaly understand this, copy and paste it into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you do a small, festive dance inside your head every time you read or hear the name Dimitri, copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile ╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your proflie. If you wish you could go to a vampire academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile. If you are so angry at the freaking Strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this. If vampires are real, post it. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the hell of it then copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile. you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile!! IF YOU THROW A FIT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS AREN'T REAL COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this onto your profile If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your... well you know what comes next. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about twilight, copy this into your profile Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile -if vampires are real, post it -If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this into your profile. If you like waffles go read my stories!! and copy and paste in your profile!! This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. (this includes all russian god's, too *cough*Dimitri*cough*) A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? COPY AND PASTE! "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." (Been there, done that. God, witty, comebacks anyone?) "People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door." (HEY!! I've done it before. the door just... umm... broke) Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. (Not if you ate Michael Jackson. He's all plastic) Tell the truth and run. (But what if I run slow?) When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. (And I live by that every day) What happens if you get scared half to death twice? (You DIE dumbass) Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... (God, that is so true in so many ways... wait, what?) "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" (Nice one.) Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? (God, I'd die if I had a cake and couldn't eat it) "When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade" (GOD! Wait, I say god too much, don't I? No I don't. Yes I do. No I don't. Yes I do... continues to rant until the voices in her head get bored and leave) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. (So much for not making a comeback) Don't mess with me I've got a stick (And I have no idea how to use it) I ran with scissors, and lived! (DAMN YOU'RE GOOD!) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder (So me) I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. (Okay, who's stalking me?) The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. (voice of that when you see a cute puppy and go "CUTE!" Awww, it makes me wanna puke!!) "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." (God, that would be funtertaining) "Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it." (How many times have you heard that line? Come up with a better one, people, I'm getting bored.) "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else" (I am especially unique, if you catch my drift) "Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real." (Oh, fuck you. I AM perfect) "I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not." (Sappy, much?) They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (romclmao!) Ever had writers block when talking? (Yep, everyday) Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. (Wish I could say the same for some...erm...well certain fictional characters cough cough Tasha cough cough) Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs. (God, how may of you have been in that situation. Someone say something, I'm feeling left out here) Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence." (Okay, who wrote this? You get a high five!) Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. (You know who you are) I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. (I had the same problem, but I got them back with much begging to the voices in my head) Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. (Okay, hands up if you think this is so true that the person who wrote it should get a nobel prize. That's what I thought) Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. (One of my favorites!) I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. (Totally) The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy. (Actually, that would be my friend...) If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. (I never do, what do you expect?) My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. (Okay, this is just uncanny...) (¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or isliving with cancer~¸.•´) ¸.•) If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (What girl doesn't not like Chocolate?) If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying,But at the same time funny, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (maybe...) If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your dhampir boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak The Perfect BF: When she walks away from you mad When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lays her head on your shoulder When she steals your favorite hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she likes you When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; My life's motto: Live everyday as if the Volturi were coming... lol TEAM EDWARD: because all guys should be this perfect... TEAM EMMETT: because I LOVE a guy with muscles... TEAM JASPER: he can take a snap at me any time... TEAM CARLISLE: because I like to play doctor... haha... TEAM JACOB: because because he's ugly and your not... lol(no offense team him fans lol) CULLENISM: my new religion. DRACULA? Pff, more like Edward Cullen... I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder. MIKE NEWTON: The idiot that needs advise. PROUD TO BE A BRUNETTE! (Edward prefers them. Take that, blondes!) I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Things guys should know when dealing with girls. 1. Don't tell us we're sexy, tell us we're beautiful 2. When we look at your lips, kiss us already 3. When we say something about Ben Barnes, Robert Pattionson or Dimitri just smile and nod. 4. If your girlfriend blames being moody on PMS, she's upset with you and hopes you'll figure it out on your own. 5. As much as you might use it around your friends... never say boobies around girls. 6. That said, never say "Oh boobies!" in front of us. 7. We don't give a damn about how hot a girl in your math class is, if you talk about her in front of us... she might have a broken nose in math tomorrow. 8. Never say "Jockstrap" in front of us. 9. When we ignore you, but we're smiling, we think you're the best person on earth. 10. When we blush for no reason... its cause your in the room. 11. Don't try to understand PMS... unless you exprience it... you won't understand it. Trust me. 12. Kiss us in the rain 13. Kiss our nose 14. When we say we're okay, we're not. 15. When we seem flushed and annoyed about something. Ask what it is. 16. When you are out and she says she wants something little like a necklace from Claire's ... buy it for her later and give it to her the next time you see her. 17. When we say that we miss you, nobody on earth misses you more 18. Say sorry even if you didn't do anything 19. Don't say we deserve better... we choose you. Boredm Busters 1. Try not to think about penguins. 2. Make prank calls 3. Look up a really hot celb on the web and drool over them 4.Try to find something for your BFF's next birthday. 5. Atempt knitting. 6. Write a list of boredm busters. 7. Listen to Bugy Malone's "My name is Talluah" 8. Look up Norman Bates 9. Email gradma 10. Update your blog. 11. Think how Dimka probably will be saved in Spirit Bound and feel happy. 12. Eat 6 spoons of suger and get hyper... you will find something to do... trust me. 13. Think of something funny your BFF said the otehr day. 14. Think about how cringy the fashion sense was in 1960 15. Drool over Ben Barnes. 16. Get Prince Caspian from your video store and spend 2:27:22 hours drooling over Ben Barnes. 17. Think about that guy in your math class who makes it hard to breathe right. 18. Try to imatate the bitch in your english class. 19. Try to immate Talluah 20. Write your aduiobigriphay about yourself 21. Write an emaressing bio about your BFF 22. Compare you and your BFF to Lissa and Rose. 23. Read the lust charm sence in Vampire Academy. 24. Stare at someone in your house. 25. Stare at your cat. 26. Change clothes. 27. Take a shower. 28. Wonder if I was trying to tell you something in the "Take a shower" idea. 29. Give your pet an interesting new haircut 30. Drop your cat from a high window, see if they land on all fours. 31. Let your dog chase after a car 32. Let him catch it Ten things to see before you die 1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal. 2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies. 3. Homer say something intelligent. 4. Taxes disappear. 5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes. 6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children. 7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect. 8. Wrestling people forget their moves. 9. The coyote catch the road runner. 10. 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"A friend has to ask for your number. A best friend has kidnapped your phone and is trying to call you for the ransom." "I'm an angel, honest! These horns are to keep the halo straight." "You should not be afraid of life. No one comes out alive, anyway." "Music is like candy--you throw away the rappers." "A friend will hide you from the cops. A best friend is why they're after you." "Of course I know all the answers! The teachers just never ask the right questions." "There is no such thing as normal. If you think you are normal, you are delusional. Which means you are insane, which is the same as crazy and just as good as weird. Yay weird people!" "Education is important. School, however, is another matter." "Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." "I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search for what some may call 'a floor'--a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive." "All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative." Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now! WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS?? WAYS TO KNOW UR WAY TOO OBESSED WITH VAMPIRE ACADEMY 1. You can barely read about Dimitri without screaming in pleasure 2. You find yourself narating your life, like Rose does 3. When in difficult situations, you find yourself thinking 'what would Rose do?' 4. When things get rough, you say 'at least i'm not being chased my vampires. but that would be awesome!' 5. You yell at the book and talk to the characters 6. you and ur friends have made up a group costume for the movie premiere already 7. Your best friend called you at like 10 at night so you could see her imaginary cast 8. and when she did, you spent like an hour insulting them and freaking out 9. When you went to the Spirit Bound party, you screamed so much that a guy fell down, scared to death 10. You were disappointed in Spirit Bound, but loved it anyway 11. But your sad because now all you have to look foward to are the movies 12. YOU ARE PISSED BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR LAST SACRIFICE 13. You always relate songs to Vampire Academy 14. You relate real life situations to Vampire Academy 15. You have your own cast for Vampire Academy, even though there is none yet 16. You watch trailers, even though there is no official one yet...fanmades are always better...and scream and scream everytime you read the lust charm part A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Give me a Kiss. Girl: There, Now would you Slow Down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, You say Romeo and Juliet, I say Dimika and Rose You say Werewolves, I say Vampires You say, "you're creepy," I say I know! :) When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell, I WANT DIMITRI BELIKOV!! If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it copy and paste this to your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now of dentists by learning this fact copy and paste to your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever lost someone you love copy and paste this to your profile. If you have a true friend copy and paste this to your profile. If you look on people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this to your profile. 99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. (hehe, no, i said, "IN YOUR FACE BELLA! HAHAHA!") If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or know) that the Twilight characters (or Vampire Academy) exist, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters (or Vampire Academy), copy and paste this onto your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. If everytime you hear thunder you think or say "well someone got a home run", copy and paste this into your profile--i really do this. If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. (at the end of shadow kiss when Rose is yelling at Lissa--i know that word for word.) If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile. If you consider your family strange, but love them anyway, put this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are so obsessed with Vampire Academy that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy this onto your profile. If you've reread Twilight over four times, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read New Moon and wanted to punch Jacob Black, copy this into your profile. (I always want to punch him :D) If you cry every time you read New Moon, copy this into your profile. 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