My names Liza Maria. I live in a little nowhere town in the northern part of nowhere land NH. Fun you bet. Normally I'm really fun, cool and energetic . So, I love writing stories because its my escape from reality for at least a little bit. My fave books are Vampire Academy and House of Night. If I was able to choose a character to be it would probably be Shaunee from dream guy is Christian Ozera from Vampire Academy! Music is also my life... as I type this I listen to Glee songs.. yes.. i know this makes me a Gleek but i dont care

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Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

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I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal

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I LOVE TO LAUGH!

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Hell on the Heart Lyrics:

No if, and's, but's or maybe's
So you wanna be her baby
I can read your face like a book
Yeah it looks easy to love her but believe me brother
It's harder than it looks

She's as pretty as a picture
Every bit as funny as she is smart
Got a smile that'll hold you together
And a touch that'll tear you apart
When she's yours she brings the sunshine
When she's gone the world goes dark
Yeah she's heaven on the eyes
But boy she's hell on the heart

Yeah she's good when she's bad
She's cute when she's mad
And she does all the wrong things right
Yeah boy it's a fact when they're made like that
You ain't ever gonna sleep at night

She's as pretty as a picture
Every bit as funny as she is smart
Got a smile that'll hold you together
And a touch that'll tear you apart
When she's yours she brings the sunshine
When she's gone the world goes dark
Yeah she's heaven on the eyes
But boy she's hell on the heart

Once you feel her touch and you've felt that rush
It's gonna mess up your head
But here's the kicker son
Your old ticker's gonna beat you half to death

She's as pretty as a picture
Every bit as funny as she is smart
Got a smile that'll hold you together
And a touch that'll tear you apart
When she's yours she brings the sunshine
When she's gone the world goes dark
Yeah she's heaven on the eyes
But boy she's hell on the heart
Yeah she's hell on the heart

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Hello, My name is Eliza and i am a recovering Twilight addict. I now occupy my time dreaming of what it would be like to have Christian Ozera as my boyfriend and look at random people and think: "Who would they be from Vampire Academy?" So far i only have 2 people. A little kindergardner for little Lissa and a guy for Jesse. Sadly. . . no real life Dimitri's, Adiran's, or Christians. :(

Shot through the head

And you're to blame

Twilight, you give fans

A bad name

A good plotline

Is what you sell

You promised me plot points

And put me through Hell

Your fake love

Disgusts me

When reading's a prison,

You can't break free

Oh, you're a loaded gun

Oh, there's nowhere to run

No one can save me,

The damage is done!

Shot through the head

And you're to blame

You give fans

A bad name

I read the books

Now I hate those names

You give books

A bad name

You give books...

A bad name

Paint your name

On girls' lips

See Edward

Straddle Bella's hips

A schoolgirl's dream

The perfect guy

Her very first kiss

Was the word 'Twilight'

Oh, you're a loaded gun

Oh, there's nowhere to run

No one can save me,

The damage is done!

Shot through the head,

And you're to blame

You give fans

A bad name

I read the books

Now I hate those names

You give books

A bad name

You give books...

(beatboxing)

You

Give, give, give

fans, fans,fans

a bad, bad name

Name, name, wuh neh-name

Wuh eh- wuh eh-wuh ep wuh eh name name name

Shot through the head

Andyou're to blame

Twilight, you give fans

A bad name

I read the books,

Now I hate those names

You give books

A bad name

You give books

A bad neh- bad name

You give fans

A bad, bad name

Name, neh- name, neh-name

A bad name

You give books

A bad name

You give books

A bad name

List any 12 character randomly.

1. Rose 2. Christian 3. Lissa 4. Dimitri 5. Alberta 6. Stan 7. Abe 8. Adrian 9. Issaiah 10. Elana 11. Viktoria 12. Tatiana

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Nopee I don’t even think they know each other

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

ECH! NO!! Talk to Megan about that one!!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That’s a twisted incest..

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No because Rose was all badass and killed him

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Um…no. Christian is too hot for Stan.. He can have me tho… ;)

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Alberta and Issaha(sp) Because she would kill him anyway

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Abe walked in on Christian and Tatiana having sex uhhh he would say Christian is becoming like Ambrose and being her blood whore.. Except for the fact that there both Mori

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Lissa goes on a trip to Spokane and meets a new girl named Elana. She goes missing acouple of days later and she never knows what happens.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Well duh!!!!! Rose and Adrian are the second best pairing!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Um… I don’t really think that would happen because Abe doesn’t give a crap about Queen Bitch

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Adrian? Hm.. I’m to Sexy!!!

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Two badasses and a bitch

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Neeverrrrr

13. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)."

If Rose and Abe are in a happy relationship untill Issah runs off with Abe. Rose, brokenhearted has a hot one-night stand with Viktoria and a breif unhappy affair with Tatiana, then follows the wise advice of Alberta and finds true love with Lissa.