Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.

Myself, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.

For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that I believe violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in its original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable.

It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.

If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.

While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be loosening a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.

For those that may agree with this, please feel free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this

I am now on Youtube. I only have one video up as of now (Beyond the Sun- Shinedown), but I have quite a few playlists if you want to check them out. Im under the same username, 3v3ry6ody5F00L.

My name is Laura. Some people call me 'The Force' (Not becuase i'm a star wars fan. I've never seen the movies.) I have a cat named Pudy. I just got my level one drivng permit.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with movies, books, and TV shows, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, iPandaMonium, Carlisle's Favorite Daughter, Unscenced, Immortal-Huntress333,

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

A good friend makes you say "Excuse me" after you burp. A best friend will try to out-burp you.

A good friend laughs at all your jokes, even if they aren't funny. A best friend will just look at you like you're mental and say "Are you serious?"

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying "Man, that was fun!"

Good friends will keep all your secrets. Best friends will stand on the nearest lunchtable and shout it to the entire student body.

Good friends will share their umbrella. Best friends will take yours and say "RUN, BEEP, RUN"

Good friends will wipe your tears when you're rejected. Best friends will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Good friends will help you up when you fall. Best friends will say, "Walk much, bitch?"

Friends help you find your prince. Best friends kidnap him, then bring him to you and forces him to marry you til death do you part.

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): lauizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple tiger

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): sidney richfield

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): forlason (why not just 'force' that is my last name)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): CyanSplash

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): aryilke

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Eiline

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black gypsy

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fave fruit, and something that can go wrong): peach sledding

Other Quizzes:

GENDER- Female

YOU HAVE A SON, WHAT DO YOU NAME HIM - Ignasious Edgardo... Shadow

YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER, WHAT DO YOU NAME HER - Brandilinn Rose

MY BIGGEST HELP- my friends

FAVORITE ANIMAL- Tiger

FAVORITE SPORT- soccer

EYE COLOR- blue

HAIR COLOR- brown-red

FAVORITE GODDESS- Artemis

BIRTH DAY- May 31

FAVORITE TEACHER- Mr. Wilcox

WHAT DOES YOUR USER NAME MEAN?- Fav EVANESCENCE song

FAVORITE COLOR- Violet

FAVORITE COUNTRY - U.S.

Republican/Democrat: I'm a green

Favorite Book: Tiger's Curse- Colleen Houck

Favorite Greek god: zeus

Bow or Sword?: Both

Gods or Titans?: Gods

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES.

Ran with scissors, and lived!

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter

I'll protect you because I know you're worth protecting.

Bite me and I'll bite back.

I've had bruised ribs, broken arms, head busted open, torn muscles, drowned, suffocated, and stopped breathing a couple times. I still haven't broke. What makes you think you can hurt me?

Sometimes when I say, "Oh I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eye and say, "Tell the truth."

She finally gave up. She dropped the fake simle as a tear rolled down her cheek she whispered, "I can't do this anymore."

You see that girl over there? That's my best friend, YOU break her heart... I break your face!!

79 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

38. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

39. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

40. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

41.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

42. Shave.

43. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

44. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

45. One word: Flatulence!

46. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

47. Do Tai Chi exercises.

48. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!"

49. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

50. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

51. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

52. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

53. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

54. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"

55. Leave a box between the doors.

56. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

57. Start a sing-along.

58. Play the harmonica.

59. Lean against the button panel.

60. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

61. Bring a chair along.

62. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

63. Blow spit bubbles.

64. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

65. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

66. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.

67. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

68. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

69. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.

70. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"

71. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.

72. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.

73. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe.

74. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.

75. Make chalk drawings on the walls.

76. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, darn it!"

77. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.

78. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.

79. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

Bad pick-up Line Come-backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

To maintain a healthy level of insanity

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

"An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

"Pondering the meaning of life is a waste of your life. Who really cares?"

"The good die young, but us bitches live forever."

"Enunciate! Mark went on a lark, after dark, in Central Park." "Damn hope he's got a gun."

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...

Or are planning to do any of these things

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Chose: me or your life

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reson I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing o do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)
(Put it on your page if you laughed) XD LOL!

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well. Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'

White man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S and B'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

A stranger stabs you in the front
A friend stabs you in the back
A boyfriend stabs your heart
Best Friends only poke each other with straws

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of on-going traffic; but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say physco like it's a bad thing...

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants don't you?

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry.

If you think TV golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, etc.), copy this onto your profile!

- A day without light is, well, night

- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

- Tell the truth and run..a long. long way away...

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

- Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

- Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

- Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

- Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

- "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

- “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

- “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

- When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

- You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

- They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

- I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

- Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

- You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

- Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

- Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

- You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

- I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things.

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Out of my mind, please leave a message.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.

I'm cool, you're cool... but if you hug me, I'll slap you silly.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Be crazy... well behaved girls never made history.

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.

My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.

I hope you choke on every word you spoke when you were screaming at me.

Hold your head high gorgeous, there are people that would kill to see you fall.

The worst part about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth.

Don't like my attitude? Call 1 - 800 - Kiss - My - ...BUTT!

If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.

Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C.

My SoundTrack for my life. You can do this too! Put an iPod, or anything that has music on shuffle and see which songs ae selected for your soundtrack!

Opening Credits: It's Not Over- Daughtry

Waking Up: Hello- Evanescence

First Day Of School: Nine in the Afternoon- Panic! At The Disco

Falling in Love: Say It Right- Nelly Furtado

Fighting: The Sharpest Lives- My Chemical Romance

Breaking Up: What i Need Too Do- Kenny Chesney

Driving: Never Grow Up- Taylor Swift

Flashback: The Change- Evanescence

Mental Breakdown: Thnks fr th Mmrs- Fall Out Boy

Getting Back Together: Hot Blooded- Foreigner

Prom Night: A Thousand Words- Savage Garden

Wedding: Friends in Low Places- Garth Brooks

Birth Of Child: Trade Mistakes

Final Battle: Eleanor Rigby- The Beatles

Death Scene: Cheap Sunglasses- ZZ Top

Funeral: It's Not Me It's You- Skillet

End Credits: Hello GoodBye- The Beatles

Itunes Personality Quiz:

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAMES NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Someone's Watching Over Me- Hilary Duff

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Imaginary- Eavanescence

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Begin Again- Shinedown

4. WHAT IS 22?

Complicated- Avril Lavigne

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Godzilla- Blue Oyster Cult

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?i

My List- Toby Keith

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Listen To The Rain- Evanescence

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Rock This Country- Shania Twain

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Tip of the Iceberg- Owl City

10. What do your parents think of you?

Headfirst For Halos- My Chemical Romance

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Foolish Games- Jewel

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Famous Last Words- My Chemical Romance

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTREST?

Living and Living Well- Geoge Strait

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Pickup Man- Joe Diffie

15. WHAT DO YO THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Planet Of Women- ZZ Top

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Summer Nights- John Travolta and Olivia Newton

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Walk Away- Five Finger Death Punch

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

My Happy Ending- Avril Lavigne

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

No Resolution- Seether

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Hello Seattle- Owl City

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Last To Know- Three Days Grace

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Used To- Daughtry

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Say You Will- Evanescence

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Carried Away- George Strait

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Silent Ambush- Rie Sinclair

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Fairyland- Angelzoom

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

Amen- Jewel

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

I can Still Make Cheyenne- George Strait

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

Homewrecker- Gretchen Wilson

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Farther Away- Evanescence