As if his life hadn't been made hard enough by the world finding out about the war between the Autobots and Decepticons. Sam finds himself in the hands of the 'Cons and his new master. Rating high just to be safe.

Some shocking news of Wichita's feelings leaves Columbus in a jealous haze. But who knew that the ultimate subject of his problems with his girlfriend would end up liking Columbus instead? Tallumbus, Slash, Rated M for SMUT.

Genesis awakens, redeemed in the eyes of his Goddess, and is freed from his long slumber. His awakening stirs another. Sephiroth/Genesis. Sephiroth's POV. Rated 'M'. Shonen-ai. YAOI.

What if the Remnants hadn't grown up together at a lab? What if they met as teenagers? Complete, shameless Lozziness

YAOI RudeLoz: A small collection of one-shots for this rare bara pairing. :D Warnings inside. Men loving other men! Don't like, don't read. No flames, please.

Sam is torn from his universe by an unstable All Spark. Megatron is ressurected by Unicron while the Autobots try to hold on to the little family they have left. REWRITE.

Completed/Abandoned

A collection of Tallahassee/Columbus oneshots, drabbles, poems, and basically anything that comes to mind. I know that this has been done multiple times already, but I thought I'd put in my two cents. Rating K to M. M to be safe.

Adopted and revised! Megatron has won and now humans and Autobots are slaves to the Cons'. But Megatron isn't happy and is haunted by a brown eyed human who died many years ago. MegaSam pairing. Warning- mention of rape,some sex

It's kind of funny that none of the Autobots have happened upon some more...private human moments. Until now. Naughtiness happens in multiple situations with multiple "pairings."

Movie-verse When the future of all the Cybertronians is threatened, it takes more than one willing to make a sacrifice to free them from the evil grip of destiny.

Everyone's life is continually changing- melding and reforming again and again throughout the days, months, and years. For Chris, his life was always in a constant state of flux, giving him little time for reflection. WeskerxChris

It's after Meteor the world is looking for someone to blame. With Rufus missing and Shinra apparently fallen, the only ones left are the Turks. Reno finds himself stranded and is saved by the most unlikely person. Rated M for Language & smut later on. R&R

Summary: Set during the 2007 movie, after Sam has purchased his car but before he knows exactly what he's gotten into. Strange things are happening in Sam's life. As per normal. Sam/Bumblebee

Like being thrown into another world wasn't hard enough. He knows he shouldn't have these feelings; knows what happened the last time he felt like this; knows they're wrong. But no matter how hard he tries, he can't make them go away. Auron/Tidus. Yaoi!

Ezio/Leo - Leonardo has always been very kind and motherly, especially to Ezio's young apprentices... and it's never turned Ezio on so much before. Fill for the ACKink!Meme.

Arthur gets walked in on while he's having sex and DOESN'T go all pillow-bitey uke-face.

Valentine's Day is coming. If only Vincent could convince Cid that he was not trying to get into Yuffie's pants... Warnings inside. Rated for a reason!

So...We all know Columbus mentioned he had a number of phobias....Perhaps its time the rest of them were brought to light. Featuring snakes, spiders, storms, and more! Fluffy Talumbus goodness!

While vacations can be fun, Chris learns the hard way that Wesker's idea of a 'vacation' is very different than most. Never trust a man with his hands down your pants accompanied with a devilish smirk on his lips. WeskerxChris smut.

Sequel to "Idle Chatting" So...Reno's plan for food leads to some much needed fun...flavorful if not delicious. Reno finds out Tseng's new turn on. This one had to be put in Mature for knowing reasons. Yaoi, TsengxReno fun!

A last stand by a band of Gothams worst nearly kill The Batman and The Joker is less than pleased. No one stands between Joker and his Bat and he aims to make sure it never happens again...B/J

It wasn't Megatron's fault, Sam fell from the roof.

CONTAINS SLASH and dark themes! a VERY AU story based on movies and books. what if the four pevensies were native narnians, in a time when all of Narnia was under the oppressive rule of the Telmarines? Peter/Caspian, Peter/Miraz

AU — The fayth have a funny way of doing things. Instead of waiting for a summoner to free them, they send in their own to do the job. Enter Tidus, the unwilling participant, as he takes on the task of saving Spira from itself. Oh dear.

Alfred wasn't really expecting that. Nor was any of the Bat Family. However yes, that was the Joker in Bruce Wayne's Bed. SLASH. Of a crackish flavor. Ye have been warned.

The darker side to the Balamb Lion's past, and even darker desires between father and son. The storms sweep through Esthar, bringing life altering changes for everyone they hit.