Simkaye here! I hope all of you are having a nice holiday! December, the real holiday season is coming up. Get into the spirits, everyone!

So... I wonder if you noticed I was missing yet. (haha probably not) Anyways, my story, "Beautiful Mask" is being put on hiatus right now... I am a bit busy and stressed right now, and when I have time, I'll be glad to. I miss you guys soooo much ;^;

Especially Wendy, Chipmunkfan19, TheHumanJeanette, DarkAngelDanielleSeville, Periosha, and BraveTheElements T^T I missed talking to you guysss and anyone else who PMs me.

Uhhh. I'm not in the hospital yet.
Sorry the message came late but I have no internet or desktop computer at my new place ...
(I'm at my aunt's house atm)

Apparently, several emergency surgeries pushed me down the operation list. (I guess it's from a fire accident). They moved my date ... (so yeahhh, I can stave off my fears until then, LOL)

Sorry, sorry, sorry. I know I've made some of you pointlessly worry. _;

Ahhh;;gh.
I'm actually more nervous the more it's delayed.
Ah well, at least it's taking place after my midterms.

That's all I really can say... =w=; I don't know when I can get another internet café again...

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
(found this on Periosha's profile)

fufufu I did the cancer run just for the fun of it in October... It was so nice, I came in 54th place w

see you guys soon again!

I don't really know how to start anything, but since I can write whatever I want, I might as well. For starters, I am Katherine, with brown hair. And I am pretty skinny. I love photography. My English is not that good, as in I have trouble with grammar. I love to read.
Well ... one IMPORTANT thing you should know about me is ...
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Okay, guys, if you are wondering what the weird profile picture is, it's a picture that Rose drew of my crazy OC, Kat! :D (cat ears, lol)

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Okay, everyone! I'm back from the hospital.

Hmm ... I'm not sure how to put this.
... I don't want you people to worry so much, yet at the same time, I feel like the people who do worry have the right to know.

The good news is, I will not get surgery yet. Bad news, is I'm gonna get radiation therapy very soon.
Worst news is that I have cancer.

Better news is, I won't die from it if it is treated on time.

That's all I feel like saying right now.

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2008 WHEN...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or

myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the

TV.

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Check this out...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not upset anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff. But that's okay, you never returned the shirt you borrowed from them either.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will tell off the crowd that left you and tell you that you're to good for them anyways

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one holding your hair as you throw up into the toliet. After this, you won't get drunk again. Tough love, baby.

IMPORTANT QUESTIONS AND COMMENTS ON LIFE

If life gives you lemons, why can't life give you oranges too ?

If you have silverware that's plastic, wouldn't that make it plasiticware?

Friends will say "You deserve better" Best friends will call him and say " You die in seven days"

Of all the things I've lost... I miss my mind the most.

Of course I'm talking to myself: who else can I trust?

Don't follow me I'm lost too.

At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

BOOM.

Haha. I don't get it.

A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying,"Let's do it again!!"

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

If at first you don't suceed then sky diving isn't for you.

Set sail in a general...THAT WAY direction.

Music is my boyfriend.

Definition of Your Mom: How to anwser a question when your bored.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that.

You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate.

Danger: The person beside you is stupid.

It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

Defenition of homework-crude form of mind control still practiced in some priminal areas of the world

One day your prince will come.Mine?Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.

WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?

Whenever you feel pissed off at someone,walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'r a mile away from them and you have their shoes!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Ok,here are the rules to writting Chipmunks fanfictions.

1) They are brothers, nothing else.
No! They are siblings, triplets, best friends and the list goes on...

2) They must always live with Dave.
No, they're going to live with ME! MHAHAHAH!

3) They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany.
Heck no! Simon belongs with me! SIMONELLE ALL DAY!

4) They cannot die.
So they're IMMORTAL?! Yay! Just like me!

5) They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic/ mystical zone has to he the same color as they're signature colors.
I'm cool with that...

6) They can't die.
Hey!! Why is this on here twice?!

7) They can't be severly injured.
But they can still be injured, right?

8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the Chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created my the Bagdasarians.
Huh?

9) The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller.
Yeah, They're going to be 80 living with Miss Miller's courpe in a retirement home.

10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story.
Then I can't kill them anyways. They're IMMORTAL, remember?

11) They can't be in horror stories.
NOOOOOOO!

12) You must have at least three jokes/gags in a chapter.
Ok, but don't come to me if they're corny and don't make sence.

13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action.
What if it's live action Chipmunks?

14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random.
When you have concerts in the story, the songs aren't random. They're meant to be there!! Take that!!

15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarian 100 dollars by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly.
He can't kill me! Unless he has some garlic...and a wooden stake...*glups*

16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules.
What if I write about the rules, text about the rules, and daydream about the rules?

If you have ever broken or are planning to break any of these rules, then copy and paste them into your profile!

15 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WALMART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Ok,here are the rules to writting Chipmunks fanfictions.

1) They are brothers, nothing else.
No! They are siblings, triplets, best friends and the list goes on...

2) They must always live with Dave.
I ... can live with that. But wait, what if they live by themselves?

3) They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany.
Well, I mean, gosh ... what about the OC pairings? And are mixed couples okay?

4) They cannot die.
So they're IMMORTAL?

5) They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic/ mystical zone has to he the same color as they're signature colors.
Okay ... I probably won't write anything with superpowers anyways ...

6) They can't die.
Okay, I know this is SUCH an important rule, it's gotta be on twice.

7) They can't be severly injured.
But they can still be injured, right?

8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the Chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created my the Bagdasarians.
B-but ... oh, GAWD, I am gonna be arrested for breaking this rule.

9) The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller.
Okay, okay, but what if they live by themselves? Or with the Chipmunks? Or ... ?

10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story.
Then I can't kill them anyway. They're IMMORTAL, remember?

11) They can't be in horror stories.
But ... I already wrote them in one.

12) You must have at least three jokes/gags in a chapter.
But I was born without a sense of humor. \(*v*)/

13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action.
I won't write crossovers either, I don't think.

14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random.
When you have concerts in the story, the songs are meant to be random.

15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarian 100 dollars by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly.
I died, then. TvT

16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules.
What if I write about the rules, text about the rules, and daydream about the rules?

If you have ever broken or are planning to break any of these rules, then copy and paste them into your profile!