¡Hey! Name's Dan, he/his pronouns, 18 years old and a shameless procrastinator that would've published a lot more of fics if I actually worked on that pile of WIPs I have collecting dust on my computer (and no, with 'working' I don't mean making it bigger ohmygod brain why).

Escribo en español y en inglés, aunque el español es mi idioma materno. Los acentos y yo estamos en guerra, así que si veis faltas ortográficas o de cualquier otro tipo soys bienvenidos a decirmelo.

(This is, I write in Spanish and English, though Spanish is my first language. It's also a language where the rules and I aren't on very good terms...)

Ahora, sobre mis intereses...

Me gusta leer, escribir, y sobre todo vag(ue)ar por internet, que es sinónimo de 'hacer el vago' para mi. Paso una cantidad preocupante de tiempo leyendo cosas por el ordenador, sobre todo fics, y cuando no estoy por tumblr rebloggeando como un poseso.

(Hobbies!: reading, writing, and most of all procrastinating on the Internet. I spend an unhealthy amount of time in front of the computer, mostly reading fics, and when not in fanfiction or AO3 you can find me on tumblr, my second addiction.)

A ver que más...hay muchas series, peliculas, mangas, etc. que me gustan, y puede o puede que no escriba sobre ellas, aunque lo más seguro es que ya haya escrito algo pero nunca lo haya terminado. O editado.

(Blah blah blah, there's a lot of shows, mangas and movies I like, there's a good chance I've already written a fic about them and there's a HUGE chance I never finished it. Or edited it. Woops.)

Deeeeee todas formas, a partir de ahora intentaré publicar algo, al menos una vez al mes, por los próximos doce meses, como una pequeña tarea de autodisciplina. Empezando en este mes de mayo de 2014.

¡Deseádme suerte! (Aunque también estáis invitados a pegarme una patada en el culo para que trabaje lol)

(ANYWAYS, from now on I'll try to publish something at least once a month, for the next year (you can already see I failed on that. July was a bad month.), as my own self-imposed task of self-discipline.

Wish me luck! (You're invited to kick my ass if I laze around tho...and I'm always lazing around so yeah it's a 24/7 invitation.))

(Note: I publish some stuff on my tumblr as well, and I need to cross-post it here...maybe, someday. So yeah, if I post something but don't add it to the list, it's probably because it was on tumblr first for some weeks...or months prior, whoops.)

Aquí abajo pongo una lista de los fandoms en los que voy a trabajar para mi pequeño proyecto. Lo actualizaré cuando haya terminado algo, comenzado otra cosa o añadido otro fandom:

(LIST OF FANDOMS I'M WRITING FOR IN THIS SCATTERBRAINED PROJECT OF MINE. Will actualize when I finish something, started another thing or added another fandom (aka fell in obsession with a new show/manga/what-have-you):)

-Rise of the Guardians (El Origen de los Guardianes)

-Hetalia

-Teen Wolf

-Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro

-Danny Phantom

-Naruto

-Harry Potter

-Gravity Falls

Y lo que he escrito/editado por mes:

(What's already been written/edited (and published obv) by month:)

Mayo/May- Jack Jazz, The Amazing Not-Life of Stiles Stilinski, How quickly this escalated.

Junio/June- *headdesks* uuuh, Masters of All Booties (it's still June in some places...errr).

Julio/July- ...whoops.

Agosto/August- Of sound and emotion, A Quick Guide to the Mating Habits of Demonic Birds and the Such, Irony has no mercy.

Septiembre/September- Children will be children, epilogue of A Quick Guide to the Mating Habits of Demonic Birds, As far as the imagination goes. *Does a congratulatory dance around a stone.*

Octubre/October- Do it for the Vine, A short introduction to the reproductive habits of demonic birds.

Noviembre/November- The Burden of Time, To Tame a Beast With Sex (or Try and Fail Spectacularly).

Diciembre/December- (Christmas special:) Of Children and Doting Parents, Radio's melody is on, Cold, Touch, Out of Sight, Paradox Dad, The Slippery Slope That's Turning Into a Serial Killer, Of Bondings. (eight...holy fucsdfindfsgid)

Enero/January- Accidental Shag, To Be King Hamlet, Where 'Master of Death is an Arguably Shitty Job Description'.

Febrero/February- Extra of MoDiASJD, Grandpa Uzumaki.

Marzo/March- (To Play a Tale Like) The Fox and the Sun, Movie Night.

Abril/April- The cuddlier, the better ('Kay, so this month I'm posting only one thing and it's something I posted on tumblr before, but I've been absorbed into writing a certain long-fic for weeks and I'm feeling a bit under the weather, so. *shrugs*)

AND IT'S DONE, WHOO-HOO!

(I'll need to do this sometime again, heh, it was a fun challenge!)

Sometimes I forget how to English.

I am sorry.

(It's embarrassing for everyone, believe me. So if I do please just tell me so I can fix it as soon as possible.)

If ya wanna get in touch with me elsewhere or anything, you can find me in tumblr too. (Mostly reblogging lots of different stuff, though. I'm as productive as a bunch of dirt.)

Edit (26/2): I draw now! Or, well, post my drawings on the internet, same thing. If you want to see a bunch of doodles, and the odd kind-of-comic, you'll find them on my tumblr, too. (Oh, and my NSFW stuff will be only posted in my tumblr account, for obvious reasons.)

About On Bondings: Okay, for those that might not have understood, or might have been confused about some things, the gist of the story is what follows (and sorry, be prepared for lots of background details and a bit of flailing on my part. I like my stories):

In summary, the universe of On Bondings begins the same as the canon universe of Danny Phantom. Accident with the Portal, half-ghost, the whole shebang. However, when the gang is fifteen or so, there's an incident with some robbers Phantom tries to stop: Sam is shot, Danny panics and tries to protect her and in the chaos he's shot in the head (there are quite the number of causalities that day, so no one really notices Phantom turning into Fenton, and those who do are too shaken to be able to add the numbers). In the end he survives, but ends up in a vegetative state.

Sam is...she doesn't take it well. At all. And in her anger/depression/desperation she stumbles upon some old books on witchcraft, and finds one particularly interesting. She begins with small things, making little spells and protection stuff and the like, but soon she begins to think she can fix everything, and well. By that time the Fenton's are thinking about disconnecting Danny, so she goes there first and seals his soul in an amulet and a puppet (yep).

From there, Sam slowly begins to obsess with 'saving' her people, and begins to make plans. She makes a 'playground' that imitates how Amity looks, all doll sized, and plays with Danny in there (later, she turns it into a weird pocket universe, where the city looks and acts like the real one, and as long as you don't surpass the limits of the city it feels like the real deal). Her family and friends are worried about her, but after Granny's death they decide to give her a breath for a while (Her grandma didn't take very well Sam's excited gushing about 'having Danny back', so she had a little 'accident' where she fell from the stairs and broke her spine, killing her).

She waits some time before going for her next...'playmate', and meanwhile builds the Amity replica, putting wards around it, making it look more 'realistic', etc. Sam might be a little out of it by then (black magic does shit to your sanity, and pulls a big strain to your body), but she's smart enough to know how to make things look 'accidental', and unrelated (even if it is her whole circle of close family and friends dying around her). Taking a body part helps with the binding, makes it stronger, so she visits the cemetery fairly often after the burial of her people. With the mansion entirely for her, she can relax a little and be less secretive about everything, have an entire room for her 'playground' and move around without fear of her knife or more suspicious potions being discovered. It all looks very witch-like, that for sure, and with the years the mansion kinda looks like a haunted one, except from the parts Sam actually lives in.

Anyway, it takes year to build everything, to make everything 'perfect', but she ends up getting all her people together and 'safe' (and even some of the people she dislikes, because let's be honest, Dash was an asshole but at least Danny would have some kind of struggle to deal with since 'ghost-powers' wasn't on the game rules. Ghosts were a bit trickier to bind). Sam gets to polish her writing skills as well, since she has to make a rough timeline to follow in the game, even if she leaves the 'roles' a bit up to every soul (but only a bit. She likes being on the right about things). And long story short, the last thing to do to complete the spell made of smaller spells she's been accumulating for years is make a puppet for herself. A permanent one.

So she sews that Sam-Doll, uses her hair for further binding improvement, and goes through the hassle of completing the amulet where her soul will rest (which, by the way, took years to make. You need a good grasp of that person's soul to get it right, or the soul will escape. It was short of a miracle that she got Danny's on her first try, though she did practice with some pets beforehand...). Yadda-yadda-yadda, she does the spell, leaves her doll where she 'should' live in the Amity inside the pocket dimension, cuts off her hand and kills herself.

The little text at the end is more of a little suggestion to the fact that, since in this UA Sam is a witch and has always had the potential to be one, what if part of why things worked out like they did was because Sam really wanted to see that Portal work? (even if the Portal wanted blood)

And yeah, that's the explanation of the story, or the entirety of its timeline, I'm not sure how to call this. Did ya see the tiny allusions to Desiree did ya see.

About why Tucker or Clockwork didn't stop the madness before it began: well, Tucker didn't deal well with his best friend's death either, and was a bit out of it for a while (he got front row to watching Danny being shot, and his mom was one of the causalities, which doesn't help); Clockwork, on the other hand...well, he's let worse shit happen (Dan Phantom amirite? At least in one universe/timeline), so yeah. Clockwork's ways are mysterious which is code to 'shhhh it's needed for the angst'.)