San D'Klass certainly didn't have Artemis Fowl in mind when he decided to give gifts to all the Mud Children in an attempt to appease them. Especially since Artemis Fowl can never be satisfied unless he TAKES what he wants. Which includes a certain elf.

Full title: "Five fairies Artemis Fowl could have kidnapped who would have made his job a lot more difficult and one fairy who would have made things much easier, in the short run ." Just a little bit of fun.

After getting wounded and patched up by Gaz, the now older, fully grown Irken Invader realizes certain desires for a certain older, fully grown mortal, who has no defenses to stop him from plotting against her.

Originally a set of out-takes for another fic, this is a collection of drabbles celebrating the ongoing, yet little known, romance of one D. Butler and one M. Paradizo. Because there's nothing a underage criminal mastermind likes better than an older (and more physically fit) lover.

Dr. Tenma and Astro have disappeared. Metro City is still a wreck after the fight with the peacekeeper and morale is low. The government wants Astro in town for a speech to give the people some hope, but Astro just wants one thing. Astro X Cora

Squee had shared countless firsts with the scary neighbor man. Series of small oneshots. Squee/Nny

She would be the greatest ruler the Irken Empire would ever see.

Dib finally snaps during a fight with Zim and such emotional trauma forces him into a coma. Without Dib, Zim is bored so he drags Gaz with him to wake his enemy. But the only way to do that is to enter his mind. Maybe... Dib really is insane. ON HOLD!

If she would not come willingly to him at the threshold of heaven, then he would pursue her into hell… Frollo visits Esmeralda in her prison. Oneshot.

Six years on, Zim has grown considerably taller. Irkan mating season every 30 Earth years rolls around and the all-mighty Tallest are impressed enough to send Zim a mate. And one particular human isn't too happy about it....

Claire never thought that the poison from Antarctica would come back to haunt her. She never realized what it and its antidote were slowly doing to her body. Now she finds herself in the hands of a man she considers the devil himself wondering if she can

AU: Artemis probed too far and too deep, and awoke a sleeping dragon. What he didn't realise was how much he needed an awakening of his own. Artemis Fowl/Harry Potter crossover. Warnings for slash. Artemis/Harry.

Oneshot. DaGF. Because of her cold and callous nature, Gaz finds herself without Dib on her birthday...or is she?

Prequal to Clones] We are siblings. No matter what... right? [M for content

I am Balance, I am Hate... I can never show my Emotions, never tell you... But this is who we are. Short DAGR

Complete! Things are starting to change at home for Dib and Gaz. A freak snowstorm literally traps the siblings inside. And, as we all know, that's never a good thing. A random, pointless DAGR fluff fic!