Norwesthide bio
 Author has written 9 stories for Warhammer, StarCraft, Dresden Files, Mass Effect, Chronicles of Narnia, X-Com, and BioShock. Occupation: Professional beggar (college student) School: University of Casual Sex and Beer (UC Santa Barbara) [a.k.a. U Can Study Buzzed] Hobbies: Hitting stuff (muay thai, aikido, kali/eskrima) Favorite saying: "Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I might have to kiss tomorrow." NOTE: I've had several people ask me about fanart or fics based on one of my stories. If you want to write or draw something, go ahead! Just let me know so I can see it when it's finished. |
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Forward by Peptuck reviews
Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 508,361 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2008 - River
The Confederate by Toasterman reviews
It is the 41st millennium. The Imperium of Man is besieged on all sides by aliens, heretics and mutants. Mankind faces extinction. Its people pray for salvation. Heeding the call, the Emperor has sent...well, the best he could get on such short notice. Now ready for a ball-busting, chaos-purging second half!
Crossover - StarCraft & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 248,867 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009
Food Scandal by Malicean reviews
Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Darth Vader, F. Piett, OC, General Veers - Complete
Soul's Light by Chengar Qordath reviews
It all started when Harry's Faerie Godmother showed up three years after Second Impact to ask him for a tiny little favor. Next thing you know, he's in Japan as a consultant to Gehirn and the Artificial Evolution Laboratory...
Crossover - Evangelion & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 122,822 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Shinji I., H. Dresden
Crisis of Infinite Batmans by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
In Which The Bad Guys Are So Screwed. There is a dimensional crisis brewing and only Batman can stop it. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And... you get the idea. CRACK!
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Bruce W./Batman
Sorry's Not Enough by Mengde reviews
Adam Jensen hasn't had a good day in ages. Today he's dealing with the press, his boss, and a murderous Illuminati hit squad. It's doubtful today will be any better.
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Complete
Inversion by Commander Copyright reviews
The Normandy is destroyed in a surprise attack, and Commander John Shepard killed. But this wasn't what went wrong. In a horrific turn of events, the Commander's body is recovered by the wrong party. As a consequence, everything changes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Shepard
The God of Death by Tyrant of the East reviews
The Death Spectres of the Adeptus Astartes have served the Imperium for nine thousand years. They are the thin line of resistance between eternal damnation and humanity. Now, one Space Marine finds himself stranded on a world called Azeroth.
Crossover - Warhammer & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 273,118 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010
The Father by frodogenic reviews
Ten years after ROTS, tormenting nightmares of his unborn child drive Darth Vader to extraordinary measures with unexpectedly drastic consequences. Clearly, experience has taught Darth Vader nothing... L/V, the gang, and a few OCs for flavor. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 284,822 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Dum Spiro, Spero by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Belief is a verb: Michael Carpenter, in the wake of his daughter's rescue. Tag for Proven Guilty.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Michael C. - Complete
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1971 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
On Being A Sith Lord by DarthAmmonite reviews
Having a Sith Lord in your head is bad...having a Sith Lord with a really foul sense of humor is even worse. KotOR 1
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,812 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 116 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Revan, Carth O.
The Outside, Looking In by Brownish reviews
Harry is called to Molly's school to administer disciplinary action.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Nice Weather for Ducks by shewhoguards reviews
Nuclear reactors, human toys -- it was all just playing," she said. "Of course, they didn't need human help for this. That's like believing they needed to ask permission."
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/8/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
The Dark Night by John Milton reviews
If the Devil went to confession...long and good enough to be worth reading, short and bad enough to be worth reviewing.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
Dress Up by Qualapec the She-Wolf reviews
Molly plays dress up. Because we all know the duster is the coolest part of the outfit.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Ten Nonlinear Moves by Sequitur reviews
Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
I See by Airelle Vilka reviews
Jafar, now a Djinn, learns a valuable lesson from his first master... and that master isn't Abis Mal. Short story, set before 'Return of Jafar.'
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Complete
Measured Out in Coffee Spoons by David Hines reviews
An Arkham patient finds that getting better poses its own set of problems.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/28/2004
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Dreams and Nightmares reviews
The hardest challenge wasn't getting away, it was living with yourself afterwards. Booker tries to remember his previous life - and wishes he could forget it.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Booker D., Elizabeth - Complete
Ghost Story reviews
Harry Dresden and John Shepard are dead; of course, -being- dead doesn't mean -staying- that way. Trapped in alien worlds and surrounded by new, deadly enemies, they'll need every trick they know just to survive. You can't run from the Reaper forever - but you can make him work for it.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,660 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/12/2011 - H. Dresden, Shepard
Madhouse reviews
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Daemons, Lost and the Damned - Complete
Remembrance reviews
"In the end, we all end up on the Wall."
X-Com - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Complete
The Last War reviews
The last battle might have been fought, but for one person the war wasn't over.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Susan Pevensie, Aslan - Complete
Harvest reviews
Oneshot: "Was this the first time a geth asked if it had a soul?" - "No. It was the first time a Creator became frightened when we asked."
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Across the Void reviews
An Imperial fleet arrives in the Terran Dominion. This is their story.
Crossover - StarCraft & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,847 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010
A Man And His Titan reviews
Sequel to "My Other Monster is a Warhound:" Four crazies crew a Titan...what could possibly go wrong?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010
My Other Monster is a Warhound reviews
What's it like to drive a Titan?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,787 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
