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Joined 05-18-10, id: 2368182, Profile Updated: 04-30-11
Author has written 10 stories for Mass Effect, and Avengers.

I am a geek. There is no question about it.

Can you guess how old I am from my favourite things?

My favourite shows include:

Star Trek (all five, some more than others though.)

Stargate (SG1, Atlantis. Haven't seen enough of Universe.)

Cleopatra 2525.

The Big Bang Theory (I can relate to it.)

Merlin.

Firefly.

My favourite movies include:

Star Wars (all six, again some more than others.)

Star Trek (all eleven, not so much 5 & 1, especially 4, 6, 8,9 & 11.)

Harry Potter (all.)

Serenity.

(And now for the non-scifi movies I like)

Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

Phantom of the Opera.

Pirates of the Caribbean.

Indianna Jones.

I know many movies word for word, and annoy my family while watching them.

I also like musicals. I have seen:

Pirates of Penzance.

The Phantom of the Opera.

Wicked.

Mamma Mia.

The Music of Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Counting down till Love Never Dies.

I know many songs from the musicals I have seen, and can often be found singing them.

I also read.

Harry potter 1-7.

Wicked Lovely, Ink Exchange.

Princess Diaries 1-10

Murder on the orient express

IKS Gorkon book 2 & 3

And books for school: Holes, Northern Lights, Curious Incident of the dog in the nighttime, to kill a mockingbird, Macbeth, girl with a pearl earring, romeo and juliet, streetcar named desire, chronicle of a death foretold, hamlet, ethan Frome, atonement

There is no question about it. I am a geek.

I am also 17 years old- bet you didn't figure it out!

XBOX 360:

(i have a great talent for starting games but not finishing them.)

KOTOR.

LEGO batman, star wars, indianna jones.

Mass Effect 1 & 2- haven't played through, but have seen multiple playthroughs of both. Know ALOT about the ME universe.

(Now have played through 1 & 2, on second run through of 2.)

My father is Shepard Vas Lucky, author of Never saw that coming and Lemony Snicket's Mass Effect 2.

Have recently become obsessed with Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog- absolutely HILARIOUS

Obsessed is an understatement

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Parallel Lives by jamiepage19 reviews
One galaxy, two Shepards; their lives will never be the same again. With the Collectors defeated, John Shepard is about head back through the Omega 4 relay when the unthinkable happens and he and his crew are suddenly teleported back to Virmire. Once there, they stumble upon the Normandy SR-1 and he soon finds out that there's a Jane Shepard in charge and nothing is as it seems.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 238,300 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 11/6/2018 - Published: 5/30/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Miranda L., Shepard
Wearing the StarSpangled Pants with Mr Y by Elle-Vee16 reviews
Lysandre, Erik - now called Mr Y - and Raoul are back and in Coney Island, son Benedict Cumberbatch Jr in tow. How will the plot of this god-awful musical be changed with our spit-fiery protagonist taking centre-stage instead of Christine Daae? Rated T for language
Love Never Dies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Erik
Dear Mass Effect by Herana reviews
"Dear Death, screw the rules. I have money. Sincerely, TIM" Based on dearblankpleaseblank entries. Is now holding its breath for ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Omega Girl: Mass Effect by Santu-Malagra reviews
Dunai came to Omega looking for a better life only to experience the true harshness of the universe. Forced to sell her body to survive she has little hope. Will the strange Turian, Kamik Shrweik be able to save her? Or will he be her downfall?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,303 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - J. Garson
Kotor Talk::Revan's Journey by 13thprotector reviews
I am the host talking to random KotOR characters, and due to technical difficulties, I have now added Revan's Journey to this fanfic, so please enjoy his journeys to take down the sith in worlds you should know well.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - HK-47
Tag You're It! by SinceILeftYou reviews
What starts out as a joke between two friends turns into an all out war on the Normandy. Needless to say, hilarity ensues. Crackfic. Rated T for suggestive themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - J. Garson
Can it wait for a bit? by SinceILeftYou reviews
We all know what Garrus is really up to when he claims to be doing his 'calibrations'. Oneshot crack.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Christmas Time by deathunit100010 reviews
Christmas is nearing, but Shepard decides to not give his men a break from fighting the Reapers. Garrus and some crew members attempt to make him change his mind. Shep/Tali with Garrus Joker and a few others as main characters. T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,165 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah
I'b not zick by justsomebody2 reviews
Another mk fill. "Shepard's LI catches a cold."
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/11/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
The French Lieutenant's Woman by sesheta255 reviews
Kaidan is not impressed with the recent turn of events. Do women really like accents, and has he somehow managed to give Dr. Chakwas the wrong idea?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kaidan A., J. Garson - Complete
Garrus Vakarian knows by SinceILeftYou reviews
READ NOW FOR A COUPON FOR 50% OFF FRIENDSHIP: THE MAGICAL PLOTHOLE CURE-ALL! Mary-Sue Shepard and Garrus both have feelings for eachother, everyone knows it, neither of them will admit it. Will a terrible tragedy forever part them or bring them together?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Booty 4 by sesheta255 reviews
Kaidan plots revenge, but will it backfire and bite him on the ass?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Kaidan A., J. Garson - Complete
Silence by ThatBritishGirly reviews
Oneshot.In the solace of her cabin, Shepard thinks about her position as a commander, and her position in life. However, she's not as alone as she thinks. FemShep/Thane, please review, all comments accepted!
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/15/2010 - J. Garson, Thane K. - Complete
It's Just My Opinion, Commander by Andre Dmitri Garrett reviews
You know how Joker always has some snide little comment about your team members, and then asks you not to spread it around? Well he just pissed off Shepard, and she's not pulling any punches.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Joker - Complete
The Garrus Vakarian list by LockDown reviews
People stuck on ships have to come up with ways to entertain themselves. Here is one such means of entertainment from the Normandy crew about our favorite Turian. G/T and J/EDI if you squint.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,063 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - [Garrus V., Tali'Zorah] - Complete
Parenthood by SinceILeftYou reviews
Shepard gets a little more than she bargained for after having assembled a crew of the galaxy's deadliest. Crackfic. :D . Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2010 - J. Garson, U. Grunt - Complete
That's My Thing by Cally Starkiller reviews
Stealing quotes...unacceptable! The crew will not stand for this as Shepard can't help but repeat what her crew says, for she has no 'thing' of her own.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - J. Garson
Driving Lessons by drakontion reviews
Driving the Mako was hard. Driving the Hammerhead is harder. The Commander needed some help... An attempt at ME crack, because I don't know about you, but I always crash the damn Hammerhead too! Appearances by Joker, Tali and Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - J. Garson, Miranda L. - Complete
Clueless by Bugsie70 reviews
Commander Shepard seeks help with sniper rifle training and Garrus and Thane are enlisted as tutors. However, unbeknownst to them, she has a some mischievous amusement planned at their expense.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Thane K., Garrus V. - Complete
Elevator by Kassandra Black reviews
Shenko fluff! Joker decides to lend a helping hand...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,126 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
Every Night You Stay by 4th of Eleven reviews
Tali can't accept fShepard's relationship with Miranda.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Tali'Zorah, J. Garson - Complete
What's PMSing? by WolverinesDarlin reviews
Shepard is acting a bit... "bi-polar" lately. What is going on? She goes from laughing to angry to crying and then back to laughing. Whats with her? Rated M for heavy language and some suggestive humor. A work of Cally Starkiller and WolverinesDarlin'.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,528 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Pervert by Cally Starkiller reviews
Strange things have been happening aboard the Normandy and the crew is about to find out who is doing all these 'so-called' childish pranks. No suspects. Many 'victims'. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/31/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Resolution by Vulthrize reviews
Post ME 2. Garrus knows that by continuing his relationship with Shepard, they will both face difficult personal and professional challenges. What he doesn't know is that most of these challenges await them both upon the Normandy's return to the Citadel.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,626 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
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Dear Natasha reviews
Sequel to 'Dear Bruce'. Bruce replies to Natasha's letter. How does he feel about it?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Dear Bruce reviews
(Post-AoU) Natasha writes a letter, attempting to explain her actions.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Complete
The Mind Stone reviews
The Avengers have been affected by the mind stone, each ending up in a different body. (Disclaimer- I don't own anything.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,671 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/10/2015
Undercover Valentines
In order to spend the day together, Tony goes undercover as Loki's henchman at a criminals of the world meeting. How long can Tony keep up the charade? Probably not very.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki]
Adventures at Marvel High reviews
15 y.o Tony Stark is entering his first-and final- year of schooling. This isn't a confident Tony though. Will he gain confidence? Friends? Romance? Who knows?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S.
A romace unseen reviews
Kaidan and Shepard- my take on the iconic duo. ME3 and beyond.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - J. Garson, Kaidan A.
Changing Times
Thessia has fallen. Liara is haunted by dreams. Who does she find comfort with? (As always, ignore the summary, it sucks)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Liara T'Soni
Happiness reviews
Kaidan Alenko and Naira Shepard are happy. Set post ME1 and pre ME2, so the happiness obviously ain't gonna last.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Kaidan A., J. Garson
The Final Days of Joab reviews
how did Joab's inhabitants die? what did they do? who are Joab's inhabitants?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/15/2010
Souzen reviews
About a week after the suicide mission of ME2. Jacob is left to sort out his feelings for his current-and former-love. Rating for possible future chapters.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Jacob T.