Uh. . . .so. . . .yeah. I'm guessing you're reading this out of complete boredom or some version of curiosity that is. . . .not normal. I dunno. I'll try to make it interesting.

I am very sarcastic and very caustic, so if I offend you, get over it. I've been told that if Snape and McGonagall ever had a child together it would be me. . .which I take to mean I psychoneurotically disturb some people.

I absolutely refuse to write anything related to anything Stephanie Meyer has written, as that doesn't qualify as a book, but rather. . . .well, that's up for interpretation; I call it 'crap' personally.

Don't call me weird and expect me to be hurt, I'll take it as a compliment.

If you write a flame to tell me my work sucks, you'd better be able to do it better. On the other hand, I'm very, very hard on myself, and I'm always looking for ways to improve. However, if you have nothing helpful to say, you can go. . . .do something unpleasant.

At the moment I'm only doing Harry Potter stuff. I don't do very good 'ships' or anything like that because my brain is far too overactive and I have this sort of compulsive need to create a very convoluted and hard-to-follow-if-you-arrive-in-the-middle plots. I'm not very good at romance as I am too emotionally stunted and socially backward to really be capable of that sort of thing; I DO try, though, rest assured.

I realize that I most likely made mistakes in regards to some grammar, spelling, punctuation, flow, irregularities...WHATEVER it is, tell me. I don't bite...hard...often.

If you go further down this page, you'll see work that I've done. Me being absolutely anal about getting things just right, I'll be revising many things for a very long time. The only one that I won't revise will be Meet Your Dreams. This is because, as bad as it is, it was meant to be crappy. As a fresh note, I have begun, as you may or may not have noticed, a Tomione, A Very Not Happy Place. I'm kind of in love with most things Tomione at the moment, and that's how that situation arose. Also, coming soon, there will be a lovely Dramione that has yet to be named. I will not reveal the plot. If you wish to know what it's about, you'll have to read when it comes out. That's all I'll say.

I had someone tell me once that I try to be funny, but I'm not. If I say something and you don't think it's funny, seriously, don't feel like you have to laugh. I'm not easily offended, and I won't care. Honestly, I didn't ask you to laugh; if anything, what I write is to make me laugh, not you.

I realize all of this might sound really stuck-up and arrogant, but bear in mind that this is , not RandomHouse Publishing.

At this moment in time, the most I'm reading is TR/HG, and not much else. I blame Serpent in Red for that as she's written this really amazing story that I can't stop reading. Seriously, though, go check it out; it's epic. To be honest, I get very irritated when she doesn't update, but it's her story, she can do as she pleases. At any rate, there you have it.

I find that now I might be expected to apologize for being so late on updates and whatever (not that anyone cares about that sort of thing), but I do have a life outside of , as much as I hate to admit it, so I simply haven't had time. What with my real writing being almost finished, I simply haven't gotten 'round to it. I'll be rectifying that soon. If I don't...tough poo.

Now that I've spewed all that horribly nasty stuff onto your shoulders, I'd like to thank you, the reader, profusely for even daring to read what I've written. I'll go back and fix it all when I have the time to make it perfect. In the meantime, please excuse the absurdities you find; they'll be demolished in due course.