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 Author has written 16 stories for Twilight, A song of Ice and Fire, and Pride and Prejudice. Well I stumbled across fan fiction completely by accident but was soon hooked. I was a little nervous about writing my own at first, but I've always loved to write and so decided I may as well try. As for my penname, there is a story behind it related to my first stumble into the world of fan-fiction, but I won't bore you with the details. Trust me, it's not that interesting. |
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190 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
190 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'There is no 'bring a muggle to school day' and 'I am not allowed to start the Minerva McGonagall Fan Club.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,588 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 9/5/2019 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Under Snape's Regime by Hooky Books reviews
Neville has no choice but to return to Hogwarts for his seventh year. But will it even be like Hogwarts anymore, with Snape as Headmaster? Ron, Hermione and Harry are surely on the run miles away. Neville must restart Dumbledore's Army along with Seamus, Luna, Ginny and the others in order to protect what's left of the school in time for the trio's unknown return...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,433 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/12/2017 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Ginny W., Luna L., Neville L., Seamus F. - Complete
A Call to Arms by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
What happened at Hogwarts when the Boy Who Lived disappeared?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 164,905 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Court of Three Sisters by Gitana del Sol reviews
Formerly titled "Sisters Forever." Individual pieces, ranging from 100 to 6,000 words, on the lives of the Black sisters, and how one man's rise to power, and the resulting wars, tore them apart. Can be read as a sequential story or as a series of one-shots. Rated T for mild language and references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 77 - Words: 119,193 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M., Andromeda T.
Of White Trees and Blue Roses by angel eyes1 uk reviews
Prequel to A Game of Thrones - Harrenhal, Stark children, Knight of the Laughing Tree, the Mad King, Lyanna's abduction, Catelyn Tully, and Ashara Dayne. Intended ending is the end of Robert's Rebellion if I'm patient enough. ABANDONED
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 102,497 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Rhaegar T., Lyanna S. - Complete
The North Remembers by qqueenofhades reviews
In the ashes of war-torn Westeros, the fate of the remnants of House Stark - and that of their lovers, allies, friends, and foes - hangs in the balance. Has turned into my best attempt to complete the entire ASOIAF saga. ***COMPLETE***
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 113 - Words: 617,077 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
The Year of the False Spring by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
281 AL. The story about the Tourney at Harrenhal, the Knight of the Laughing Tree, the duel between Brandon and Littlefinger and the events leading up to the Stark-Tully-Arryn-Baratheon alliance and Robert's Rebellion.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,646 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Rhaegar T., Lyanna S.
Living On by MuggleCreator reviews
Different characters reactions to Death. Reviews welcome - tell me what you think. Rated T just-in-case. Rewritten version is now UP. Pv 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,047 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 1/3/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Our Love is Art by Mackenzie L reviews
Through the union of two souls, the expression of love becomes an art in itself. A profound exploration of intimacy through the eyes of a painter and a poet, told in many colors.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 111,708 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
Prelude in C by AllTheOtherNamesAreUsed reviews
Carlisle Cullen had experienced a long existence of isolation & facade, but the final wish of a dying woman sets him on a path to end his solitude forever. Canon. Carlisle x Esme, Edward. Winner of 2012 "Sunflower Award" & 2011 Vampie "Bloody Brilliant".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 243,604 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Carlisle - Complete
Triumph of Love by Elivra26 reviews
Esme's life story, beginning with when she met Carlisle. Canon. Featured in The LUV'NV 'DeVill's Advocate', December 2010. Nominated for the Energize W.I.P Awards 2013, under the category: 'Most Promising Twilight FanFiction Canon'.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 124,952 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
Stained Glass Soul by Mackenzie L reviews
She falls from a tree. She falls from a cliff. She falls in love. The story of restless newborn vampire Esme Anne Platt and the shamelessly saintly Doctor Carlisle Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 435,837 - Reviews: 6272 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - [Carlisle, Esme] - Complete
Behind Stained Glass by Mackenzie L reviews
Companion piece to "Stained Glass Soul" — all additional chapters told from Carlisle's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 297,498 - Reviews: 3053 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 5/8/2010 - [Carlisle, Esme] - Complete
Children Will Play by Delilah's Soliloquy reviews
The innocence of childhood can be not recreated by any means currently available. But it can be approached when you share some of those precious, golden moments with your child. Moments from the childhood of your favorite HP characters and their parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 88,642 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010
Intermezzo in E minor by AllTheOtherNamesAreUsed reviews
A companion piece to 'Prelude in C', featuring outtakes from Esme's point of view, detailing specific moments in her human life, starting in 1904. Canon prequel. Best read with 'Prelude in C'. Some chapters will include dark, mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,069 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Esme - Complete
Sparkles in the Pavement by Mackenzie L reviews
No one ever had to tell Renesmee that she was special. She just knew. — A sweet series of mundanely momentous events in the life of a child.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,847 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 8/3/2010 - [Carlisle, Esme] Renesmee C./Nessie
Oh, Harry by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
A series of one-shots from the beautifully intertwined and magical lives of Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter. A sibling piece to "Honestly, Ronald" and "Really, Arthur."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 32,614 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Honestly, Ronald by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
A series of one-shots from the frequently hectic and passionate lives of Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. A sibling piece to "Really, Arthur" and "Oh, Harry."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 29,243 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
LoveDrunk by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Angelina provides some much-needed perspective to a miserable George.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2011 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
A Pair of Emerald Earrings by Mackenzie L reviews
Carlisle takes Esme to India after she spots a picture of Bombay in a library book. When Esme decides she wants to take the Arabian Sea home with her, Carlisle must find a way for her to do so. 1940s, Canon universe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,554 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - [Carlisle, Esme] - Complete
Shades of Life by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Seven parts of the day they buried Albus Dumbledore, from the eyes of Filius Flitwick, Septima Vector, Pomona Sprout, Severus Snape, Poppy Pomfrey, and Minerva McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Albus D. - Complete
Choices by Aebbe reviews
Thrown back nearly fifty years in time, she has the chance to change the past. To right wrongs and correct mistakes. But in doing so, could she change the future? And is it even possible to change things that have already happened? Choices can be very hard to make. Canon compliant...? Read and find out. (Part of the Dark League story arc, but can be read as a stand alone)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,691 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Sirius B., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Right Here by R.W. plus me reviews
"All's fair in love and war. And this is a little bit of both." The story of Ron and Hermione post-Deathly Hallows. Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 214,635 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Coalescence by Openhome reviews
This is the sequel to my first story, Singularity. As a sequel, you need to read Singularity first to understand what is happening in this story. Coalescence follows Jasper and Alice from their meeting in the diner to their acceptance by the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,563 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Canon Backfire by giselle-lx reviews
A collection of humorous short-short stories in the canon Twilight universe. Rating may change as additional fics are posted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010
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Like A Passing Breeze reviews
Elizabeth awakes to find herself in a strange room, with a strange woman, and the very last man she ever wished to see again.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,351 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 3/13/2015 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] Georgiana, Col. Fitzwilliam
Ice & Fire, Honour & Love, Power & Lies reviews
A collection of drabbles based around A Song of Ice and Fire.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012
The Valonqar reviews
Maggy the Frog's prediction comes true, but not how Cersei thought it would.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Cersei L., Jaime L. - Complete
Watching From The Outside reviews
As Carlisle and Esme fall in love, Edward is forced to watch on from the outside. But with his talent he sees more than most.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,456 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Carlisle, Esme
Their Lives and Love: The Outtakes reviews
Outtakes and updates for 'Carlisle and Esme: Their Lives and Love'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,644 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Carlisle, Esme
Stay With Me reviews
Carlisle makes an impulsive decision that changes everything. The story of what would have happened if he had found himself unable to leave Esme behind in Ohio. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Carlisle, Esme
Trying To Find Their Place reviews
Carlisle and his newest son, Harry, find a dying girl and make a decision that changes the lives of them and their family. They soon realise that she is like no vampire before her. Can she ever truly find where she belongs? PBD. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,150 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010
Carlisle and Esme: Their Lives and Love reviews
The story of the lives of Carlisle and Esme. Starting with Carlisle's human life and lonely vampire beginnings, then Esme's human life, before looking at how they first met, found each other again, fell in love, married, and built themselves a family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 107 - Words: 324,309 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Independent Esme reviews
It's 1969, and Alice gets Esme and Rosalie to agree to come along to a women's liberation meeting. How does Esme's new views on equality and feminism affect her marriage? Slowly, Carlisle will began to realize that his wife is her own individual woman.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
When Accidents Happen reviews
Five years after Jasper joins the Cullens, he has his first slip-up. As his family try and help him to move past it, they reflect on their own experiences when it comes to killing humans. Originally written for the TwiCanonFodder challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Powerless reviews
What happens when the girl you view as a sister/daughter kills herself? When your son/brother plans to follow? When your wife is risking her life to stop him? This is the Cullens' new moon, as they wait for news of their loved ones on the brink of death.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,238 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Girls vs Boys reviews
A bet between Emmett and Alice turns into a battle of the sexes. Contains: an annoyed Alice, Jasper wearing only a Confederate flag, a sexually repressed Emmett, a nearly naked Rosalie, a power-tripping Esme, and Carlisle in a apron. Slightly crackfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete
Who am I? reviews
Abandoned in the forest, a young woman wakes up from the pain of transformation, alone except for the people in her visions. Who and what is she? Who are these people she keeps seeing? Can they help her? This is Alice's awakening.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
All Alone? reviews
Having escaped his life with Maria, and then left Peter and Charlotte, Jasper Whitlock now thinks he is damned to be all alone for eternity. After all, no other vampires care about killing humans, right? So who'd want to be stuck with him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Broken Family reviews
A look into the minds of Carlisle and Esme during Edward's rebellious phase. How did their marriage cope with the strain of a missing son? And what happened when he finally came home?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Heaven or Hell? reviews
Esme Platt chose to end her own life after losing her son. Now stuck in what she believes to be Hell, she reflects on the loss of her son and an earlier loss as well. But when she wakes to find an angel, she decides maybe this isn't Hell after all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
