Hey Everyone!

I'm, I'm Busy Saving the World! Hahaha Great Name huh?

I love fanfiction because I think it is such a great opportunity for aspiring authors to get writing experience before they get published. Its a great starting point where others can view one's work and both praise and give constructive comments. Even though most of my stories are pretty bad so far, probably because i wrote the first two in 7th grade, I plan to continue to progress and become a better author.

My dream is to become a published author and have the ability to relate to my audience. I want to be able to inspire people, in hopes that I may have some part in encouraging others to follow their dreams. I know that it's a lot to hope for, but what is life if you don't dream big?

Writing is my passion. It's what I love to do, and I know that there will always be those who surpass me in writing ability, but I believe that every good book is written from the heart, giving every story their own unique individual take, and an insight to the author and their experiences.

Writing a good story is like writing from a friends point of view. A great story is when the author has the ability to put themself in the characters situation and feel the emotions they should feel in that moment. Every story needs to be personal in order to allow readers to relate.

I know that I still have a long way to go, but I look forward to the journey. I hope those of you that enjoy my stories will look forward to reading more from me in the future. Thank you!

Now that the authors note is covered, here are some random things about me:

1. I love Cinnabon

2. My favorite books are Vampire Academy, Hunger Games, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, and of course many others which would take FOREVER to name.

3. I love all the Disney Movies, but especially the Lion King 1 and 2

4. I like to go to school in my pajamas

5. I talk way too much

6. I love riding horses

7. I'm crazy obsessed with Merlin (All my friends can vouch for that)

8. I like to watch Merlin, Vampire Diaries, Once Upon a Time, Grimm, House of Anubis, H2O, Castle, Switched at Birth, Pretty Little Liars, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, New Girl, Suburgatory, and sometimes Glee

9. My favorite classes are Philosophy, Literature and History

10. I want to go skydiving, hang gliding, and wake boarding really badly

11. I love playing soccer

12. I think bananas are gross

13. I love meeting new people

14. I'm one of those wierdos that think Public Speaking is fun (Even though I get super nervous)

15. I hate it when people say "Swag and Yolo"

:D Well I told you they were random!

And now, here are somethings that i find hilarious:

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

I didn't cheat death. I won fair and square.

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

Actual Headline: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

When people talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia.

You don't have to quote great people to show you are one.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Always remember, your unique, just like everyone else

Just in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how…?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's "just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): Do not turn upside down. (a bit late now . . .)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (REALLY? I was hoping it was going to be frozen... damn.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (Isn't that the purpose?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I wonder what they mean by "other uses" . . .)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (NO WAY! REALLY?!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (hmm . . . why exactly does it say that?)

On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Dammit! I bought if for nothing!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)