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Joined 01-31-10, id: 2237454, Profile Updated: 09-22-11
Author has written 7 stories for Death Note, Jane and the Dragon, Invader Zim, and Ed, Edd n Eddy.

Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Name: Invader-Fifi [pshh... duh]

Location: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Gender: last i checked i was a girl

Hair color: uh...brown?

Eye color: Brown

Daughter of: golly i'm really hoping its Mama and Dad...

Favorite word (at the moment): Pokki (it was origanlly cheese cake but sum doosh stole it! i don't think i even spelt doosh rite!)

Most used word/s (at the moment): cheese cake, cheese and pokki OH and panda

Word that I have stolen from a movie:"Be better than you were yesterday" (actually it's from an anime)

Favorite line from a movie: "I am L" (anime again xD)

Something unique about me:
my strange amounts of free time...I HAVE NO LIFE

Something I hate: my fav char. dying and mosquitos

Songs I like: haha

Family: STALKER!!

Favorite animal: DRAGONS AND PANDAS... do mermaids count? hubbout Irkens?

Business: ... once again i have no life

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? ugh lets see... i can't spell these words nor can i say them... should i try?

2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, words 5 and 6. What is it? my books have no lines only pictures

3. What can you hear right now? Mini dinosaurs talking about fish and under water stuff and hypothesis things

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing beside yourself.me: hey tommy! cup:... me: SHUTUP!

5. Turn the TV on. what next?

6. Type your name with your elbow. haha funny... im too smart for dat!

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? my couch

9. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? I DONT WANNA!

What's your favorite article of clothing? ... lets see... my shirts and pants

Who is the most special person to you? The Lost One

What's your favorite childhood memory? hmm...

Scariest moment/s of your life? oh that disturbing ghost last night

One word that would best describes you? hehe

What is your favorite month in the summer? the part when im NOT in school

What's your favorite number? 13= B but 12= L

What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? "You're not Princess Fiona"

What does your username mean? idk *shrugs*

What is your favorite Disney movie? does the death note movie count? hubbout all 3?

What made you smile today? a guy in my class TRYING to insult me

Last thing you said out loud? WHAT?!

Last rainbow you saw? ugh... hold on *goes to google to look at rainbow pics* just now

Do you want a haircut? ya i want it to look like Ls

Are you musically inclined? i guess... people say im talented but i dont think so

Have you ever been in a fight? almost but she wasnt worth getting into truble for

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? mysterious toilet paper that is at my computer desk??

What is the last thing you watched on TV? psych or the dinosaur train my brother is watching rite now?

Without looking, guess what time it is: its perty dark so i say around 8

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 9 T.T i failed!

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? the dinosaur train theme song

When did you last step outside? What were you doing? picking lemons i dink

Before you started this survey, what did you look at? youtube

What are you wearing? uh... PERVERTS!!!

Did you dream last night? i dont no...

When did you last laugh? i lol a lot so dont expect me to EVER no

What is on the walls of the room you are in? japanese #s and colors and the light switch and...

Seen anything weird lately? dur i saw a shadow pop outta no where when i was sleeping in the living room

What is the last film you saw? Ip man

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? all the manga books i could ever want

Tell me something about you that I don't know: CHEESE CAKE

If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? 1st: L would be real and survive 2nd: i would make 2 more wishes appear

Do you like to dance? sure

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Mila

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Alec

Think of a random phrase. What is it? BFIS big fish in the sea (stupid dinosaur train!!)

Get the closest book to you and what is on page 213, 5 lines down? MY BOOKS HAVE PICTURES!!!

Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? itunes dont work to well on dis puter so i dont try

Which way are you looking right now, North, south, east or west: how should i know?

What is the weather? dark and clear?

Rubber ducky or pink platypus? a rubber ducky with a chocolate bar and a death note

If you could be king/queen of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? order all the manga books i want along with the pretty dresses i want to be mine and the order will forever be in place!!!

98% of the teenagers say "I Love U" and don't mean it. If you are the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in your profile.

emo doesn't mean your gay.
emo doesn't mean your suicidal.
emo is real.
emo is people.
emo is everything.
emo is a label.
emo is being free.
free to be you.
free to express.
free to tell everyone to fuz off!!
emo is just a word.

Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.Over and over again

A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is just another word for cold. so if I'm not cold, I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. But guns help! I mean nothing much is gunna happen if you just sit on the floor and go BOOM!

If guns kill people, then can I blame all my misspells on my pencil?

I used all my sick days so I called in dead

You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Silence is golden,yet duck tape is silver

boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and easy to replace

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless

friends help you move, best friends help you move the body

friends tell you you're too good for him when your dumped, best friends call him up and say "You're gonna die in seven days."

friends hide you from the cops, best friends are probably the reason you're running from them in the first place

friends bail you out of jail, best friends are sitting next to you

Dont knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

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║║ Put this on your profile
║╚╗ if u an fan of L!!!

May L, Mello, and Beyond Birthday rest in peace.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. XD

IF YOU HAVE EVER NOT READ A STORY BECAUSE IT HAD A BAD TITLE, BUT THEN WENT TO READ IT BECAUSE YOU WERE BORED, AND FOUND IT WAS AWESOME, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.

It's easy to fly. Just jump and miss the ground.
If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile
If you LOVE tacos copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like GIR copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're a bad athlete and proud of it copy and paste this to your profile.
If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, put this on your profile!
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think Jhonen Vasquez should be president copy and paste this to your profile.

You say "moose", I say "mooses"
You say "geese" i say "gooses"

Paste this on your profile if you've ever:

gotten tape or something stuck to your finger and said "aww it likes me!"
Gone to the bathroom, came out, and said "MY BUSINESS IS DONE!"
Watched Invader Zim or a show you like and either said "I love this show" or "I'M GONNA WATCH IT AGAIN!"
Gotten burnt by something and said "YAY! it burns!!!"
Sang the doom song on a long road trip
Said "Yes... wait a minute... no." when someone askes you a yes or no question.

u say Justin Bieber,I say Skillet

u say Bruno Mars, I say Breaking Benjamin

u say Lady Gaga, I say Evanescence

u say Miley Cyrus, I say Slipknot

u say T-Pain, I say Three Days Grace

u say Rebecca Black, I say Linkin Park

u say Jonas Brother, I say Green Day

u say Flowers, I say Puddle of Mudd

92% of teens have turned to pop and hip pop.
If you are the other 8% that still listens to real music copy and post this message on your profile.

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Down the Rabbit Hole by Auntie Shara reviews
Edd has some self discovery to do, come join me as we follow Alice down the rabbit hole. I do not own Ed, Edd and Eddy R!Kevedd belongs to Asphyixon Rave belongs to KirKurryArt/Eyugho, human Plank belongs to C2ndy2c1d. Kevedd
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 260,482 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 1/1/2017 - [Edd, Kevin] Marie, OC
The Ides of March by Blackdragon3 reviews
It all started with a silly, silly prank. But the events it triggered were bigger than anyone could have foreseen. it just really has some of everything. ZADR, hurt/comfort, angst, psychological, insanity the non-funny kind , friendship/romance, will eventually contain lemon, some hinted RAPR,
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,828 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/2/2018 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Zim, Dib
College Life- A Kevedd Fanfic by Layus.MC reviews
Edd and Kevin have gone to a very prestigious university and have made their own individual lives in just one year. Both boys reencounter in second year and reevaluate their relationship now that they only have each other as long time acquaintances and friends. But, as both boys will learn, the past always comes back to haunt you and decisions always bring consequences some sort.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 144,460 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Edd, Kevin, Marie
The Unexpected Journey by Melissa Shane reviews
Kevin's been relocated back to his hometown of Peach Creek. What he doesn't know, is that some of the kids haven't left and have grown up into successful and attractive adults, one person in particular. Can he help Kevin out in his time of need and will the red head even let him in?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,594 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/29/2016 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Edd, Kevin
My Treasure by Kare Nobody reviews
“Who is it going to take to convince you are truly wonderful?” Wendy sighed looking at the sad beautiful girl in the mirror. Elizabeth is ill at heart and only sees the ugly girl her mother has created. WHO will it take to convince her. Peter Pan? Hook?
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,069 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 5/2/2009
Ren's Birthday by Bloody Rose021 reviews
Ren and Kyoko end up working together for a(n) (in)famous photographer's latest project. Concerned, Ren makes the decision to keep Kyoko safe from any untoward advances from the director. Unfortunately, once he understands Ren's intent, the sadistic director decides to make use of Ren's feelings to create emotional scenes that are as realistic as possible. Both on and off-camera.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 99,415 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren
Excuse Me While I Kiss This Ed by Mr. Apocalypse reviews
During a party, a bet is placed. Edd finds himself in a terribly embarrassing situation that's going to take some time to get use to. What an interesting month it will make for him. EddxKevin. Reviews greatly appreciated.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,968 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Edd, Kevin
Sweater Weather by eighteenfortyone reviews
Things don't change unless the people do. [For your missing dose of KevEdd]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,490 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
A Sure Thing by Mesita reviews
[KevEdd] Edd works at the campus coffee shop where Kevin is a regular customer. Kevin's father is a prominent member of the University Board and Edd's only hope for his desired future. Kevin is struggling to maintain a C average in order to remain on the Basketball team. Surely the two of them can work out some kind of deal... [Coffee Shop/College AU]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,820 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Where Do Smeets Come From? by andalitebandit-6 reviews
What happens when the lock on Zim's emotions comes undone? Warning: ZADR and Mpreg
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,461 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 11/13/2004 - [Zim, Dib] - Complete
The Art of Emotion by DemiBelle reviews
High School, AU. SasoriXDeidara. The Akatsuki's interest is peaked by the new blond in school, who wants nothing to do with them. They give the task of luring him in to Sasori. But what happens when Deidara forces his way into all of their hearts?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,416 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Deidara, Sasori
Professor Uchiha by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Dibra by Princess-of-Your-Doom95 reviews
Dib made a wish, the biggest mistake he could have ever made. Now he has to endure new clothes, boys hitting on him, girls trying to give him makeovers, and worst of all, an green alien who wants his attention. Rated T because I can. DISCONTINUED
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,082 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Waking Up In Vegas by cupidity11 reviews
On the cusp of a traumatizing night, Dib is stuck in Vegas...but, where is Zim? 'Zim smirked. "Oh…because we're married. Congratulations Dib, you may kiss the broom." He held his arms out wide. With a dull thud Dib hit the floor.' ZaDr
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,631 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Sorry, I Forgot 2: Insomniacs Unite! by Konorai reviews
WARNING: Do not read if you have not read my original story, Sorry, I Forgot. This is the sequel so it won't make sense if you don't read the first one. Anyway, After L's first tantrum last Christmas, L makes a friend that starts an entierly new battle...
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,532 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Gaara, L
Hi by pleasingXapparel reviews
This is just a really random one-shot that i made based on what i do to my friends at school. heehee...annoying people is fun. lol enjoy.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Curiosity by Moe-chama reviews
Skool has finally decided to have a normal Valentine's Day this year, with the candy, hearts and puppy love. Zim, however, doesn't know anything about this holiday. Unfortunately, Dib does. ZADR. Mild language.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,032 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
777 by Illisandria Carthain reviews
Insanity kinda' snuck up on Dib. All that pressure...logic stated he'd have to crack eventually and when he does he does it in style. New version. Massive Gore Warning. Extreme Language. Oneshot
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,999 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Zim, Johnny C. - Complete
Sorry, I Forgot by Konorai reviews
L begins to go wild when Christmas comes around the corner. LxCookies involved. PLEASE REVIEW!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - L, Watari - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Clear View by Amarthame reviews
Fear grips and holds. Panic pushes and sways. Confusion confounds and teases. Nobody is immune, not a visionary teen who never saw within himself, not a hidden alien who was never seen before, especially not when everyone finally opens their eyes. ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Zim, Dib
The human Kribliss by Swing-21 reviews
Now Complete! ‘This hatred belongs to Zim and no one else,’ muttered the alien with contained fury. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,715 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Daddy Draco by Blacki Niwa reviews
One of the worst things that can happen is your girlfriend telling you she's pregnent, so when Draco's girlfiend tells him, and his school life comes to an end he must make a decison on if he's ready to enter parenthood, or just walk away?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 55,686 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The ZADR Parody That's A ZADR by Kippixin reviews
The first full-length feature Zim and Dib Romance PARODY! Oooh yes, you heard right. I'm getting back to my roots of writing parodies. This will make sense only to ZADR haters, or ZADR lovers who read lots of ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2004
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Who Cares? reviews
Edd hates that no one cares.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Complete
7 Min in Death Note Heaven or the Whole Night reviews
Spend the whole night with your favorite Death Note characters. If I missed one tell me when you review. MATT UP!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 2/6/2011
Changing reviews
I was once a good boy. I was well behaved, proper, and pure. When I was young I would play by myself silently. I found it too silly to play aloud. Even when others were around, I found myself isolated. And I hate it.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 12/11/2014 - [Edd, Kevin]
Resistance reviews
The Irken Empire has taken everything, and now I'm all alone with no one but myself to depend on. Any purpose or ambition that I once had has been ripped from me, leaving me to bleed, and there is only one thing I can do now: Resist.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Zim, Dib
Dib and Fanfiction reviews
Dib clicks on a link and...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
I'll Save You, Jane reviews
I headed to that dark and dangerous forest whence the worgens came. i didn't care. If it saved her, then i'll do anything. rated M just to be safe i aint good at rating dis stuff...
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Gunther B., Jane T.
A New Story reviews
What happens when a mysterious girl appears at Kira Task Force andD she knows everything about Kira? Little romance and takes place... WARNING:SPOILERS on hiatus
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - L