A/N: I…am very sorry…I…I…
Procrastinated. _
Oh, and I'm going to start using my new profile soon. It's where I'll put the Sorry I Forgot threequel.
December 21
Sighing in unison. Females sighing in unison. "Tell us more, Watari~" one of them insisted. "Is it true you once skydived to save an orphan with a bomb in its parachute?" she asked. "Why of course! I work for the children! And for fruity drinks…" he whispered the last part. "More random fruity drink, sir?" one lady suggested, a fruit drink on the tray she held. "Certainly." Watari answered, taking the drink from the tray and seemingly sticking the straw in his mustache. If he could, he would just stay there, relaxing on a warm island with fruity drinks.
Oh, and girls too.
The group paused. They had made it to the top of the stairs, and all they currently needed was a moment to rest. Currently, nothing was happening. They hoped it would stay that way long enough for them to catch their breath. "Why…Why must we suffer so?" Light questioned. "Let's take a break…" Matsuda suggested. "Duh, what do you think we're doing?" Kankuro mocked between breaths. "Maybe...Maybe we could rest here for a while…Maybe…" Temari started before Light cut her off.
"Who cares? Who cares if we rest now! You know Gaara, and I know Ryuzaki, both could kill any one of us for the sake of sugar!" he interrupted. The obvious realization silenced them. "You may be right." Matsuda began. He was going to start saying something until Kankuro said, "I may be crazy…" Temari smirked. "But it just might be a lunatic you're looking for-"
"Enough with the singing!" Light prevented what could have been a parody songfic.
"So now what?" Soichiro asked, just wanting to live for at least 42 minutes and 23.79 seconds longer. "Well, if we don't want to spontaneously combust in here, we need a plan." Light started. Kankuro looked at him in confusion.
"Wait, why would we spontaneously-"
"You don't want to know." Light answered.
The confused Kankuro was only more perplexed. Would he actually explode before reaching his brother in time to stop him from destroying everything in his path (again) ? "No…I think I do kind of want to know why I would explode in the Kazekage Mansion." He insisted he know.
Light completely ignored him in his determination to survive. "Alright, how did we beat Ryuzaki last year?" Light asked. "We didn't. We all got kidnapped, you made an alliance with him after going insane yourself, and Watari did some sort of crazy magic to cure L. I don't remember, I wasn't sane either." Matsuda corrected.
"Forget that. We all had to ambush him with weapons and walkie talkies." Light said. "And that didn't work." Soichiro corrected as well. "Forget that too! Look, what I mean to say is this: We need to force them into a corner, then fail at the last minute." Light explained.
"Why should we try to fail at the last minute?" Temari asked, not understanding what sense Light was trying to make. "Because, when we try to succeed, they make us fail. So if we try to phail, they'll accidently make us…"
"They're going to fail." Gaara predicted.
"Well, yeah. As long as we're still here, there's no way we'll win." L confirmed.
"If they win, then the cake is a lie."
"Shutchomouth!"
"It's true!"
A/N: I dislike procrastinating, but I do it anyway…