T. A. Aberforthhide bio
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 Author has written 22 stories for Warriors, Naruto, Gossip Girl, and Glee. About ME: I'm... well, I'm me. I'm totally random. I'm a prankster. April Fool's day is my favorite holiday! I love VitaminWater, Monster energy drinks, and Odwalla smothies. I would life off of that stuff if I could. If by some chance I don't get my daily chocolate, someone dies a slow & painful death. I am a pescetarian, since the only "meat" i will eat is seafood, which really isn't meat. I less than three (love): TV Shows- Glee, Gossip Girl, Hellcats, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Wizards Of Waverly Place, iCarly, Victorious, The Powerpuff Girls, Modern Family and Blue's Clues. Call me a dork if you want, I sing the mail time song everytime I hear the mail come in. It's my ringtone. Movies- Mean Girls, Hairspray, Harry Potter, Grease, High School Musical, V for Vendetta, RENT, Sweeney Todd, I Am Number Four, Transformers, The Notebook, and Drop Dead Gorgeous. Video Games: I don't play too many, but Mortal Kombat, Tekken, DDR, Left 4 Dead, The Sims 2, and Super Mario Bros. Hobbies: Singing, writing, dancing, drawing, baking, reading, ranting about trivial things, cleaning my kitchen, poking old people, shopping, and eating strange things to creep out my friends. Interview time! I'm interviewing myself? Yes! Just when I thought I couldn't get weirder. So... What's your name? If you don't know our name, the world is screwed when I start driving. I'm T. A. Aberforth. No, your real name. Yeah, we totally want stalkers from internet land. You can call me Amier. That sounds like a boy name. Are you a boy? Not the last time I checked, hold on... yep, still got girl parts. You're funny. And really hot. Why thank you! You aren't too shabby looking yourself! How are you this close to midnight night? Depressed that winter break is almost over. I feel that. Do you like school? It's alright, my friends make it bearable. I don't remember a day they haven't made me laugh with their antics. Hold up, did you just say antics? We're done here. Links: Blair's Nightdress (chapter 3 Vengeance)- http:///upl_prod/c_936.jpg Chuck's Boxers (chapter 3 Vengeance)- http:///cat_image/300/4963-13858.jpg | |||||||
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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3886 - Favs: 3,598 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7835 - Favs: 8,477 - Follows: 7,855 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Solar Winds by Morkhan reviews
The story of Avatar Kurt, Fire Prince Blaine, and the sparks between them that set the world alight. A fusion of Avatar: The Last Airbender with Glee. Multiple characters and pairings!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 691,749 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Artie A., Finn H.
Diaspora, Book One by BigDestiny reviews
From Our Hiding Places, We Sing Songs of Deliverance. UPDATE - Blaine and Kurt are finally home, but the war isn't over yet. And recovery is going to be a longer process than anyone had thought.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,754 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Killed Pavarotti by Charlie's Channel reviews
CHAPTER 3 IS UP! Kurt comes to Blaine one sunny afternoon in the Dalton choir room with an interesting Dilemma.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Under Oath by poisonivy231 reviews
In a dystopian society, homosexuals are forced to marry at 18 and consummate the marriage within 24 hours. With no choice in who their partner is, Kurt and Blaine meet and are married at their wedding. A fill for the Glee Kink Meme.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,874 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Daddies by GirlFromTheWest reviews
Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,716 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Legal Romance by YaDiva reviews
Sequel to A Political Romance. As Kurt and Blaine graduate college, new challenges await. Can loving Kurt calm dark and twisted Blaine? Features consensual slave/master relationship. Not BDSM. Rated M for gay sex, smut, rape, language and abuse triggers.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 216,454 - Reviews: 2128 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Snapple Facts by mskelseylove reviews
Drabbles showing moments throughout Blaine and Kurt's lives. Each drabble inspired by a Snapple Fact. Don't be intimidated by the number of chapters - they're only 100 words a piece, so they're quick reads.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 16,683 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Heartbreaker by Chidori R. Fullbuster reviews
Blaine isn't the dapper teenage dream everyone thinks him to be. How will Kurt react when he finds out? Warning: OC and character deaths and Dark!Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,312 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Toronto by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Little Toronto Anderson-Hummel tells us about his life and his daddies.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Crash and Burn by icedintheveins reviews
Kurt talks to Blaine forty-two minutes before the plane crashes. Klaine. WARNING! Character death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Something a Little Different by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Essentially plotless Klaine smut. Blaine wants to try something a little different tonight.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Missing Puzzle Piece by MusicalEscape reviews
Klaine AU. Each person is born with a few words or a phrase somewhere on their body. But every once in a while, someone is born with an incomplete sentence...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dancing in the dark by Brilliantim reviews
The epic tale of Blaine Anderson and the exotic dancer, Ontario. No more explanation necessary right? Just go read!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Climbing Up The Walls by Brilliantim reviews
Kurt has needs that not even his beloved, perfect boyfriend Blaine can fill. But can his deep dark secret be kept and what if he is not the only one carrying twisted secrets? A bloody, killer!klaine fic. Hope you'll enjoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Klaine with Hats by khartofire reviews
"Kurt's eyes were wide with shock as he stared at the wall in horror. 'BLAINE! There's a DEAD HUMAN in our HOUSE'" Poking fun at Canniblaine! Based on the FilmCow masterpiece "Llamas with Hats." One-shot. T for minor character death and cannibalism.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Shoot to Kill by Doppleganger Tango reviews
Kurt is a hitman with a mission, to take out his targets with as few problems as possible. But his next target is going to be a big problem, if his hormones have any say in it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Klaine Drabbles by E. M. Zeray reviews
Fluffy, silly, and short drabbles featuring Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson. Spoilers for 2x16 "Original Songs." Suggestions for future drabbles welcome.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Everything's Made To Be Broken by clonedmemories reviews
Both Kurt and Blaine have known from a young age that we all die. Now, that prospect seems much too close to home.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Judgment of Prom by history-writer86 reviews
Prom is the dance of the year. Gay couples have always been excluded from this pivotal event, and the same treatment ensues at McKinley High. Only this time, the glee club is ready to support their friends.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,865 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Listen by MaMoray reviews
Kurt's suffering from bilateral hearing loss, and it's progressing to a possible danger zone. If that weren't scary enough, he has yet to tell any one of his friends.; AU; Eventual Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,154 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
When Fears Are Realized by HammyHanderson reviews
Burt's worried about Blaine. Kurt doesn't understand why until Blaine shows up on their doorstep. [ON HIATUS]
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,078 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Just Missing You by subitodolcediva reviews
Blaine sees Kurt off to Nationals with a smile and a kiss. Kurt gives him a mysterious disc with strict instructions for him to watch it alone as a reward for his support. I wonder what could be on this mysterious disc?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,712 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
We'll All Float On by klemonademouth reviews
"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Well I'm Sorry I Can't Afford a Ferrari by bdrake07 reviews
"We aren't exactly rolling in dough, if you know what I mean." "Well of course not," Wes says. "That would mean you were bakers." Kurt/Blaine. Rated T for Language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Little Things by happyinchintz72 reviews
Kurt leaves McKinley. He hasn't had any of the experiences he's always dreamed of. Cue Blaine, the Warblers and the hallowed halls of Dalton Academy. FLUFF. Focuses in on the little things in life, the special moments.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 171,121 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Do you wish he were straight? by me and Mr. Jones reviews
Three months after it was promised the epilogue is up! please read and review
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,530 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Knife Going In by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Blaine put the past behind him, telling Kurt to have the courage he couldn't. But the worst happened anyway, and Kurt is left broken. Now Blaine has to pick up the pieces, but if he couldn't have the courage three years ago, how can he do it now? Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,966 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Kurt, Chris, and the Kilt by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
"I suspect they are just trying to strip away the little masculinity I still retain," Colfer said as he straightened his man skirt. Warning: minor spoilers for future "Prom Queen" episode. One-shot. Chris/Amber/Darren friendship
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
Sexting by GeniaTheParadox reviews
In which Kurt and Blaine have two rather interesting and by that I mean filthy text conversations during their respective lessons at McKinley and Dalton.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
That Uniform by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Klaine smut from Kurt's POV. In which Blaine finds out that Kurt was a Cheerio and undapper thoughts and smut ensue.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Felt The Branches Of It Looking At Me by C.C. Nyde reviews
It stands in the corner, hidden by the dark. At first, he thinks it's Finn. Then it moves, and he realizes it doesn't have a face. He can't scream. He can't move. Blaine doesn't wake up. The thing is moving towards him silently. He's terrified.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
My Kurt and Blaine Collection by happyinchintz72 reviews
A Collection of One-Shots based on random prompts. Each story will always be around 1-3,000. I hope you enjoy them : :
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Sing a Little Song for You by thesoundofsunshine reviews
Just for the record, whenever you search Blaine Anderson on YouTube, prepare for hilarity to ensue. But, Blaine won't let the embarrassment be a one way street.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,563 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Not Until It Was You by LaniLaniDuck reviews
Blaine and Kurt cuddle. Blaine muses over a few things. Post Original Song tiny fic that is MADE of fluff.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
as long as you're here with me by sleepinnude reviews
Blaine and Kurt are denied tickets to their prom. Mostly fluffy Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
PickUp Lines by Sunstorm of ThunderClan reviews
Puck uses pick-up lines on the Glee members
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Puck - Complete
Drabbley Fun by CherryCrush1901 reviews
Random drabbles mostly using my happy prompt chart, ranging from K to M. All about our boys Kurt and Blaine. Fluff, angst, smut, humor, and other genres. Enjoy my dear readers!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,375 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Define Love, Diary by PoppyandViolet reviews
"I will never understand the compulsive need to adress diary/journal in such a respectful manner as if it is a real person and will read the following entry and answer life's confusing questions" Blaine turns to his notebook for some guidance. KLAINE
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Wasted Time by BrooklynPayge reviews
Immediately after they kiss for the first time, Kurt and Blaine swear not to waste anymore time. Just a tiny bit of fluff written for my 750words prompt today.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Do You Trust Me Now? by RedVinesFTW reviews
""Don't you trust me?" Blaine asked jokingly, a short bout of laughter following his question." Kurt and Blaine decide to grab a coffee, but as they are due to leave rain comes falling down. Cue Blaine's dapper and gentlemanly side. KxB. O/S. Rated: K
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Coffee is a Boy's Best Friend by klaineisforeverstrong reviews
Kurt cannot function without coffee. Burt tries to warn Blaine but he shrugs it off. He has no idea what he's in for. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you by NerdfighteriaIsland reviews
A series of chapters depicting Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson's journey through marriage. From that terrifying first conversation discussing it, to the anniversary of the best day of their lives. Excess fluff in later chapters, please rent a dentist.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,928 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Cookies by JustShauna reviews
Kurt and Blaine spend an afternoon baking in the kitchen. Fluffy one-shot for the Klaine-hearted.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
a work in progress with occasional regress by buduica reviews
In which Blaine in horny, Kurt is not frigid, and there's many stumbling blocks on the way to a happy ending. Or, the foibles of teenage boys discovering the Joys of Gay Sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Were the World Gay by BigDestiny reviews
Blaine refuses to let Kurt deny what's going on: every time they have sex the world gets a little gayer.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,724 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Life As A Sim by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Story about what I put my sims through. R/R
Sims - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Complete
If You Love Me, Will You Do Something For Me? by UglyBettyForeverandEver reviews
One shot; future!Klaine. Lots of fluff and happy tears when Kurt wakes up alone one morning. What happens when he discovers little surprises waiting all over the house?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Say A Little Prayer For You by cathedrals reviews
It takes exactly one look out of the car window to decide that she hates the place. It's all cute little houses, with cute little gardens, surrounded by cute little trees. It makes her want to puke.
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Georgina, Quinn F. - Complete
Dirty Minds by xLessxThanx3x reviews
Puck suddenly has the ability to read Kurt's mind. And it is FILTHY. And a 24/7 show about one Noah Puckerman. Puck/Kurt, basically pure porn
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
A Klaine Bar by liz-loz reviews
Lame title I know, but I couldn't think of anything else :D A rather long oneshot where Blaine takes Kurt out to sample some of the Dalton nightlife. Contains some sexual references, but no actual scenes.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dreams Come True by ThatBitchIrene reviews
After 5 months together, Blaine surprises Kurt with a trip to Disney World. Lots of fluffy fluffiness ensues! Rating has been changed to M. I apologize if that now leaves some of my readers out of the loop but to be fair, I did warn that it would happen.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,303 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Suspenders by Phantom of a Rose reviews
There are two things that turn Kurt on, one of them being suspenders. How lucky that his boyfriend just so happens to wear them on day... Klaine First smut fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sugarplum Priorities by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt doesn't remember why his father insists on taking him to see the Nutcracker every Christmas. Burt remembers, perhaps a little too clearly, that it was his first step his wife made him take towards accepting his unusual little boy. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
The Dinner Guest by Summer Tea reviews
"I was wondering if I could bring someone along for dinner tonight. My friend, Blaine. He's in the Warblers." Burt sighed again. Kurt was bringing a boy over. For dinner. To meet him.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Kurt by Comfster reviews
There's a very naughty present for Kurt under the Christmas tree this year. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Man, That Kiss Would Last Foreeeeeever by LaniLaniDuck reviews
Kurt remembers when Blaine took his hand and led him to the Warbler's performance, taking a shortcut. He remembers the floating feeling of running with him. He finds out later that's due to the magic powers of the infamous slow-motion hallway of Dalton.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,576 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by Nini Black reviews
But not cold enough to wear that. Blaine's favorite party of the year is the annual ugly Christmas sweater party.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by the darkness revealed reviews
Wes is sure that his name will go down in history as The One Who Got Kurt and Blaine Together.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
But You're Not Fooling Me by bdrake07 reviews
"If someone says 'split up and look for clues', I am going to kill them," Kurt said darkly. "And we can't afford to have another ghost on our hands," Wes said, in complete seriousness. Kurt/Blaine, Rated T for Language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Peppermint Winter by Lyra G. Rowin reviews
Kurt agrees to help Blaine put up Christmas decorations. Shameless fluff ensues.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Puppetmaster by McHammer reviews
A Sim realizes that his entire life is being controlled and manipulated by an unknown being. Will he be able to break free, or will he trapped with the rest of the sheep forever?
Sims - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
Need by droppedmysonic reviews
Sometimes, when you're dealing with people whose lives have sucked, you realize... A lot of the things they say and do are a front. Blaine needs Kurt to need him. It's the only thing that makes him feel worthwhile.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Baby Bass by lardlegs reviews
One shot. Chair. Future fic. "No Bass, I am not going to call our firstborn son Bartholomew. If I cant name him Harold after my own father he is certainly not going to be known as Bart Bass Junior."
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
What Can I Get by Threepwillow reviews
With their latest fundraising endeavor, Kurt is seriously thisclose to quitting Cheerios. And cryptic text messages from Blaine are SO not helping. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, side Brittany/Santana, warning for douchey jocks:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
We're us by Stella296 reviews
Chuck&Blair future fic, set after College. Pretty fluffy. Don't read if you're a Dan fan and can't handle humor!
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Awesome and Delicious by Keitorin Asthore reviews
How exactly did Kurt manage to drink enough to say "Oh, Bambi...I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy," and then throw up on Emma Pillsbury? From the scene in "The Rhodes Not Taken." Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Kurt H., Emma P.
Toilet Troubles by Imaginewhirledpeas reviews
Oh god. Some one deleted the toilet. Dark humor.
Sims - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
Spotted: naked! by kousi reviews
Spotted: C - naked - being arrested by two police officers in front of his apartment due to public indecency after being kicked out by his lovely girlfriend B. Anyone else curious about B's version of this story?
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
What Goes Around by spyder-m reviews
NaruHina. Naruto is infatuated by Hinata's blush, and teases her constantly with the hope of making it appear. However, when he takes things too far, will it come back to haunt him? The answer is, yes. Yes it will. Chapter 437 Spoilers. Revised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Late Night Adventure by CharmingWords23 reviews
After a series of unfortunate events, Chuck and Blair find themselves stranded in Wal-Mart in the middle of the night. How will they respond to such different surroundings than they're used to? Fluffy Two-Shot.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,836 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Breaking Up Baby by SimplyShelbySJL reviews
“Not ready to admit to yourself it’s time to make the change from two-seater Porsche to soccer mom minivan?” “Oh my god! For the last time, I’m not pregnant with your devil spawn!” Chuck/Blair A-Z One-Shot
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Confessions of a Designer Scarf by lokiyan reviews
We all know and love Chuck's scarf. Now it's time to tell his side of the story. :D Just plain old silliness. I hope you enjoy. Reviews, as always, are appreciated.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Warriors: Fire of the Clans by GingerFlight reviews
Sandypaw is always teased because of her HalfClan heritage.She is determined to prove them wrong,and will do anything to show her loyalty.But this is harder than she thought, especially when she falls in love with the deputy...when he already has a mate.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,861 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Stuck in a Storm by Rose Tiger reviews
Based on one of the episodes from "Tyler Perry's House of Payne." Check it out and no flames.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
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Red Handed reviews
Blaine's been taken to Alien Investigation and Removal training camp, where only the strong survive. But dating your instructors is strictly prohibited. Even when he happens to be Kurt Hummel, the drop-dead gorgeous agent that brought you here. AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,521 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The One Word Klaine Drabbles Of Yore reviews
Kurt/Blaine drabbles from 100-400 words each, ranging from severe angst to the sweetest fluff. Rated T for safety
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Birthday Spree reviews
Blaine gets Kurt the best birthday present he's ever had. Blaine gets to share the fun. CanniBlaine/Kurt, SerialKiller!Klaine, and rated M for a very good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Terrified reviews
Kurt might look strong, but on the inside, he is terrified. AU of "Furt", Klaine, angst, one-sided Kurofsky, rated T for very strong language and bullying.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Will You Cheer For Me? reviews
Kurt invites Blaine to a basketball game at McKinley, at which he finds out Kurt used to be a Cheerio. And Blaine really likes cheerleaders. Fluffy One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Every Beautiful Inch reviews
Kurt's feeling insecure about his body, but Blaine loves it all, and has to show him just how perfect he is. Klaine fluff to the extreme. Bring a toothbrush. One-shot, complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sensitive reviews
Kurt has very sensitive skin. Epic Smuff. Klaine twoshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Homesick reviews
In which Kurt has appendicitis.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Of Peacocks and Disco Sticks reviews
"At least Lady GaGa doesn't sing about wanting to see people's peacocks!" "Yeah, because wanting to take a ride on someone's disco stick is so much better!" -Fluffy One-Shot, Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Let Me Take Your Temperature reviews
Kurt thinks he's sick. Blaine can't find the regular thermometer. Lemonade! One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Let It Snow reviews
Kurt and Blaine have a snowball fight. Short Klaine fluff. Rated T for gay making out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
No, She's Dead, This Is Her Son reviews
Kurt gets a phone call, but it's not for him. Klaine fluff and Kurt angst.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Everybody's Fool reviews
Blair and Chuck were happy because they had everything they every wanted. But than would soon change. Because they would soon lose a very precious thing. Chair, Fluff, and Drama. Rated M for language,lemons, and a bit'o'blood. Previously named Vengeance.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Blair, Chuck
And Where Do You Think Your Going? reviews
A-Z oneshot, chair, mild humor, ect.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Blair, Chuck
The Sweetest Poison reviews
Silverpaw is tired of being coveted like a simple mouse. She seeks to be reconized as more than a beautiful she-cat, more than a playtoy. But if the toms push too hard, they will end up with a sealed fate. ON HIATUS
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010
Viva la Vida reviews
Bluestar songfic to the song Viva la Vida by Coldplay
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bluestar - Complete
Karma reviews
Another old A-Z one-shot i found on my computer. Chair, rated T for mild language
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Potential Suitors reviews
An old A-Z one-shot I found on my computer. Mild Fluff, Chair, Slightly funny.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Applesauce reviews
After a day of nonstop bickering, Naruto drags Temari and Shikamaru to a Western food store. And what do they discover? Mott's Applesauce! Sequel to Yogurt. Rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Yogurt reviews
What happens when Naruto finds out about Yoplait Yogurt? UPDATED INTO A LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Kakashi's Late Excuses reviews
A list of all the excuses Kakashi has ever used, plus more! Slight KakaIru. T to be safe. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
