Quinn looked around. "Good, everyone's here." she said. "I'm sure you all know that Puck has been using pick up lines on all of us."

"Yeah, he has." Mike said with a scowl. "I've had a bunch of people asking if I was gay."

"Me too." Artie agreed.

"Alright. Then I'm sure you'll agree that we need to get back at him. Any suggestions?"

"Why don't we beat him at his own game?" Mercedes suggested. She looked around at everyone. "You know, use pick up lines on him? Maybe it'll teach him not to mess with us. He needs to learn that we're his friends, not his test dummies."

"You're right, Mercedes." Rachel spoke up. "Once Puck realizes that we won't take this laying down, I'm sure he'll reconsider doing things like this in the future."

Santana stood up. "I hate to agree with Manhands here, but she's got a point."

Quinn nodded. "Alright. Well, let's go home then, and research pick up lines."

oOoOoO

Kurt straightened his shirt, and walked over to Puck, who looked up. "What do you want, Hummel?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

oOoOoO

Puck glanced at Rachel. "Hey."

"Hey, Puck. Can I ask you something?"

"Shoot."

Rachel took a deep breath. "I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?" She turned an interesting shade of red and ran off.

oOoOoO

"Um, you have really beautiful...uh...eyes, yeah. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead." Finn stuttered.

Puck watched him, amused.

"Do you believe in when I walk by..." Finn sighed and started to walk away, muttering something under his breath.

oOoOoO

Merecedes walked up to Puck. "There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it." she told him, then walked away.

oOoOoO

Brittany grinned at Puck. "Hey."

"Hey, Brittany."

"Um, I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world." Brittany said solemnly.

oOoOoO

"So, what do you do for fun?" Sam asked, sitting next to Puck.

Puck took a drink of soda. "Why?"

"Because I'm going to ask you out."

Puck choked, spitting his soda out. When he looked up, Sam was gone.

oOoOoO

Santana smiled at Puck. "I'm easy. Are you?" she asked.

Puck groaned and walked away.

oOoOoO

"Move, Chang." Puck said, trying to get around Mike, who just grinned at him.

"Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?"

Puck stared at him, then turned around with a groan and left.

oOoOoO

"If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand."

Puck looked at Tina and raised an eyebrow at her. "That's the best you can do?"

Tina shrugged. "You used something like that on me, remember."

oOoOoO

Artie wheeled up to Puck. "Can I take your picture?"

"Why?"

"Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas."

oOoOoO

Puck stared at Lauren. "You're leaning on my locker. Can you move?"

Lauren ignored him. "Somebody needs to write explosive on you, because you are the bomb." she said, then walked away.

Puck proceeded to hit his head on the locker in front of him. Several times.

oOoOoO

"Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for."

Puck groaned. "Ok. I get it, Quinn. Knock it off."

Quinn smiled. "Are you sure?"

"Yeah, I'm sure. No more pick up lines."

"Good."