Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

teachers are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you “it won't hurt a bit,” and then he catches his hand in the drill."

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

If you have 5 fish and 3 of them drown, how many are left?

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.

When I was younger, I hated going to weddings cause all the grandmothers would say, "Your next!" That quickly ended when I started saying that to them at funerals.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.

Marriage is grand - and divorce is about 10 grand.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

A sane mind is a boring one.

I admit I'm insane, but at least I'm at a normal level... Oh, yea, lying is bad, isn't it?

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Just a few of my crazy-little copy and pastes. Read em', you know you wanna!

I'm The Kind of Girl who would...

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a room, slaps a guy, comes back in and apoligizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life, because shes too scared she'd get hurt

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

If you have ever tripped over nothing copy this to your profile.

If you have ever said something and your friends won't let you live it down to this day copy to proflie

If you ever had a text conversastion with just the word seaweed, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you ever accidentaly say something really dirty, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's... Aston Martin... random words...)

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(o.o) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny to your profile to help him in his goal of world domination!

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. Oh, you think I'm kidding.
My friends are the kind of people that would spend hours trying to drown a fish. ...But I love them to death!

"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people."

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda"

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile (more than any of these... except for the homework one...)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile (ugh! i hate it when that happens)

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. (all the time! doors hate me with a passion!)

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If your friends are WEIRD (but awesome) put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If while you're driving you see a silver volvo and yell "Stupid shinny volvo owner!" copy and paste onto you're profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

Great minds can read this!

This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this!

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile(just a little)

You know its the 21st Century when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom, BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl,Angelz on edge, , RandomCullenFanGirl1901,jalicecullen, Mmakkii, cooldaisyfan

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) copy and paste this onto your profile.

Okay, I like these, so I added one to my profile _

First part is:
Tell me the first 5 songs on your iPod

1. Airplanes- B.o.B ftr haley williams 2. All I wanted- Paramore 3.All time low- The wanted 4.All we know- Paramore a blonde- Selena Gomez and the scene

Second Part: Use Shuffle for this :D

IF SOMEONE SAYS "YOU’RE HOT" YOU SAY?

If I were a boy

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR LIFE?

Don't upset the rhythm

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

My life would suck without you

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE LONG GOAL?

We cry

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Just the way you are

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Broken arrow

WHAT DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT?

Video phone

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOU?

Kiss & Tell

WHAT DOES YOUR BEST FRIEND ALWAYS SAY TO YOU?

Emergency

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

I don't think about it

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SAYING?

Never underestimate a girl

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Born for this

WHAT WILL BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Poker face

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

The fear

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR HOUSE?

Howl

WHAT DO YOU WISH YOU WERE DOING NOW?

Let go

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SAID?

it's my turn now

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?

Can't speak french

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS QUIZ?

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Here's the rules: Get your Ipod, put it on shuffle and hit next to get the answer to each question, just put the title of the song, and no cheating, put whatever comes up.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so insane that you scare yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

All of these apply to me... YAY!

99 of teens choose to smoke or use drugs. If you like bagels, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile

When life gives you lemons, throw it in the trash and tell life you'd rather have money.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

The dark side has cookies, but we have pie. Blueberry, to be exact.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?"

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

At the start of your life, you will be awarded a lifetime supply of air. Use it wisely.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!"

A stranger will stab you in the back, a friend will stab you in the front, a boyfriend will stab you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Guns don't kill people. I do.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Comfort the disturbed, disturb the comfortable

They say curiosity killed the cat, but it was me. -Unknown

A picture says a thousand words, but leaves a thousand more questions

I loose IQ points when I talk to you.

Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts.

"I'm not Crazy. I'm psycotic. There's a difference"

'Annoying the world one person at a time...'

'I was un-cool before un-cool was cool.'

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.'

' Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that.'

' When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in the heck you did it.'

' I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.”

All around me I see nothing but chaos, panic, and disorder. At last my work here is done.

“15 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1)at lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
2)Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
3)every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"
5) put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
7) dont use any punctuation
8) as often as possible, skip rather than walk
9) specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
10) sing along at the opera
11) go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
12) WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON! I WON!"
13) when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"
14) Declare, "Chicken Potpie" when you cant think of anything else to say.
15) Randomly point at the sky with a look of horror, scream hysterically and run madly away from that spot.

"I can multitask...I can breath, talk, and annoy you at the same time."

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver."

"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: ducttape, chocolate, or by running it over."

"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I love Shopping so I MUST be rich.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be stupid

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
Uhh...duh. Why else would I be here?

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you like art, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you think Amy should be with Sonic, paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
They are telling me to do things...like laugh and dance and sing!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing yourbutt off.

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

One of my current favorite characters is a character no one would give a second thought too. If you like a character no one would give a second thought too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think like Albert Einstein and agree that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder, copy and paste this into your profile. Murder is murder! Circumstances don't matter!

If you believe that grammar and spelling are important copy this and paste it into your profile.

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If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. "Because when I arrive, I-I bring the fire, make you come alive!"

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile. Almost every happy hardcore song there is.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile. I suck...

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