Unfortunatly, Kathryn has died. In honour of her, I will not deactivate this account or remove the stories. However, they will not be continued by me or any other person. Thank you for taking the time to read this.

Shane

Hello my name is Kathryn and i wished i live in Texas.

i am 16 my birthday is on Dec 24th.

i love to read and write, i tend to write about my experiences in life.

i love Twilight, Harry Potter, House of Night, Buffy, Angel ( Doyle is my fav character, i cried when he died), Supernatural (Destiel all the way!), Vampire acadamy (Adrian being my fav guy).

i like to listen to music and i am not a highly emotional person.

i have a sick twisted sence of humor as i am often told.

my fav Twilight pairing are:

Bella / Paul

Bella / Jasper

Bella / Seth

my fav Harry Potter pairing are:

Hermione / Draco

Hermione / Sirius

James / Lily ( a particular fav of mine is the boyfriend series)

The Girl:

I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.

I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.

I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.

I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.

I'm the girl that walks like I am proud even if I have toilet paper stuck on my shoes.

I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.

I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.

BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.

I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way.

I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idot.

I'm the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "Mean" and "Weird" but I take that as a compliment.

I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write.

I'm the girl that hasn't been asked out at all.

I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends.

I'm also the girl they call "best friend."

If this is true for you, copy and paste onto ur profile:

ｦｦｦｦ You say prep - I say Goth

ｦｦｦｦ You say pink - I say black

ｦｦｦｦ you say Jesse McCartney - I say P!nk

ｦｦｦｦ You say Paris Hilton - I say wtf?

ｦｦｦｦ You say Pop - I say Rock

ｦｦｦｦ You say Hannah Montana - I say Linkin Park

ｦｦｦｦ you say im weird - I say im different

Girls are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree.

The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten applesfrom the ground that aren't as good,but easy.

So the apples at the top thinksomething is wrong with them, when inreality they are amazing.

They just have to wait for the right boy tocome along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the wayto the top of the tree

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you SKINNY,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,So why bother?

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

Im sorry if I...

CRY too much

SMILE too big

LAUGH alot

SING in the car

DANCE in the rain

SLEEP on the floor

TALK too loud

TRY too hard just remember im me not you

Funny Shit/Random Quotes:

She said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.

She said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi & said drink up.

She said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.

She said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a Polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors & had her cut it up.

She said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her ears pierced.

She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.

She said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a nametag that sad "my name is: ALONE."

She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always;- he asked her when he wasn’t.

So, two midgets chip in for a lottery ticket, and they win, so to celebrate, they get two motel rooms next to each other, and two hookers. They each go into a room with a girl. The first midget just sits there, staring at the girl. All night, he just stares at her. He's a midget, he doesn't know what to say to a hooker. And the whole night he hears from next door, "Unh! Oh! Unh! Oh!" The next morning the two midgets walk out of their motel rooms. The first midget says, "I didn't know what to say to her." The second midget says, "I couldn't even get up on the fucking bed.

Vampires are like pansy ass fairies they sparkle in the sun. Thats just plain old fucked up shit not to mention that they all think they are so hot. Please the guys look like god damn sissy girls. The girls look fucking freaky. Too beautiful to be real so in other words they are ugly as fuck. Throw some glitter on me and call me Mary. Im a fucking fairy! Look at me my ass sparkles in the sun.

I understand that scissors can beat paper and i get how rock can beat scissors but there is no way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? If so why cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors why cant paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? Ill tell you why because paper cant beat anyone! A rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When i play rock paper scissors I will always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say oh shit I’m sorry I thought paper would protect you!

For me, crazy is a loose term.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight.

Crazy is when you write Emmett Cullen or Jasper Whitlock is hot on your homework instead of doing it.

Crazy is when you draw Jasper's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the A PUSH final the next day.

Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictional boyfriend Jasper or Emmett.

Crazy is when you and your friends every conversation is about how hot Jasper is and how you wish you were Alice or a vampire. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile...

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

95 of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are in the 5 that would sit there eating popcorn and yelling "DO A FLIP!!"

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!

History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I ran with scissors - and lived!

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

When everything's coming your way, you're on the wrong side of the road.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say physco like it's a bad thing…

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Cute but psycho - things even out.

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I am not weird... just plotting

I don't obsess!I think intensely!

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night!)

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain.

Love is like water, it flows natural, sometimes it's calm, and sometimes it's rough, you just need to let it happen and let yourself go with it.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.

The best proof of love is trust.

Nothing in this world is worth having if it comes too easy.

A friend is a person who dances with you in the sunshine and walks with you in the shade.

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, the wind, and the cold copy and paste this in to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV series.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.(hell yea!)

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

"I'm not afraid of death I'm afraid of something much worse... my mother"

LOVE is just a four letter LIE!

If someone you love hurts, cry a river build a bridge, and get over it.

Giving up doesn’t always mean you’re weak sometimes it means you’re strong enough to let go.

The hottest love has the coldest end

I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.

If you’re going through hell keep going

We all make mistakes but you were my biggest.

Love is a better teacher than duty.

You come to love not by finding a perfect person but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

When I see your smile and I know it’s not for me that’s when I’ll miss you.

The heart is the only broken instrument that works.

How do you say goodbye to someone that had you at hello?

Love can sometimes be magic,But sometimes magic can be an illusion.

I’d hate to be a test tube baby,You’d know your father is a wanker. (no offence)

Cool is just another word for cold, so by calling me uncool, you’re calling me hot, I know I’m hot thank you very much.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile.

You have been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Twilight books, copy and paste this into your profile I would love to live in a book store! I love reading!

If you love FANFICTION.NET, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you are in the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

The sorting hat chose:
Slytherin
Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."
Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten and/or spelt your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

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A good girl is a bad girl who’s never gotten caught.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its students

Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!

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Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.