My besties on FFN are FaithInHim4ever, Bella Harman, ElphieThroppDG28, Pricat, and Insectlover!! I love you guys!!

Hi, Everybody!! I'm so excited to finally be here on Fanfiction.net!!

Favorite Movies: Cars, Cars 2, Planes, Where the Wild Things Are, Wreck-It Ralph, Ted, Transformers, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, any and all animated movies. :)

Favorite characters: Carol, Judith, Wilt, Randall Boggs, Susie the Little Blue Coupe, Mater, Fluttershy, Tack, Vanellope von Schweetz, Wreck-It Ralph, Winnie the Pooh, Wander and Sylvia, Olaf the snowman, Dory from Finding Nemo

Fave Authors/Writers: All the folks on my FFN faves list, Dave Pelzer, Torey Hayden, Ursula Hegi, Sandra Cisneros, Jack Gantos, Roger Dean Kiser, Andrew Bridge, Maurice Sendak, Gregory Maguire, Peter S. Beagle, Jennings Michael Burch, Ellen Hopkins, Donna Williams, Temple Grandin, Peter R. Breggin M.D., Peter Bull, Bill Peet, Beverly Cleary, Virginia M. Axline, Ashley Rhodes - Courter, Rachel Simmons, Romeo Muller (best known for writing nearly all the Rankin - Bass Xmas specials), George Arthur Bloom, Cliff Ruby & Elana Lesser, Inge Auerbacher, Sean Covey, Christopher Paul Curtis, Johanna Reiss, Margery Williams Bianco, A.A. Milne, Jeff Kinney, Augusten Burroughs, Carl Hiassen, Louis Sachar, Flannery O'Connor, Hillaire Belloc, Dave Eggers, John Elder Robison, Daniel Keyes, Mitch Albom, Anita Diamant, Katharine Patterson, Madeleine L'engle, Oscar Wilde, Alice Miller, Charles Dickens, Roald Dahl, Edward Gorey, Marie Shriver, Elie Weisel, Robert Fulghum, Kate DiCamillo, Stephen Cosgrove, Carlo Collodi, Mary Pipher, Lewis Carroll, S.E. Hinton, Maeve Binchy, Zora Neale Hurston, My Aunt Jeanie :), Theodore Taylor, William Kotzwinkle, Ken Kesey, Rudyard Kipling, Dr. Suess, Richard B. Pelzer, Shel Silverstein, Judy Blume, Jodee Blanco, Silas House, Crockett Johnson, Helene Oyeyemi, Daphne DuMaurier, Nic Sheff, Patricia Polacco, A.S. Neill, Philip Pullman

Favorite Artists: Bill Watterson, Frida Kahlo, Stephan Pastis, Darby Conley, Don Bluth, Disney, Elana Kucharik, Maurice Sendak, Mary Blair, Bill Peet, Charles Schulz, Lynn Johnston, Nevuela & cgaussie on DA, Craig McCracken, Lauren Faust, Genndy Tartakovsky, Hanna - Barbera, Art Clokey (RIP), Scott Adams, Halas & Batchelor, Ray Harryhausen, Dreamworks, all the folks on TerribleYellowEyes, Wolf - Swenson - Murakami, Jim Henson, KK Barret, Rankin - Bass, Christian Riese - Lassen, Wyland, Jackson Pollock, Edward Gorey, Camille Rose - Garcia, Wiley Miller, Tim Burton, Bud Luckey, Aaron McGruder, Kean Soo, Hubley Studios, Roman Dirge, Gary Larson, Hayao Miyazaki, Jules Feiffer, Egon Schiele, Graeme Base, Crockett Johnson

Favorite Quotes: Some Random, Some Meaningful

"This is like the equivalent of Thurl Ravenscroft collaborating with Paul Simon on his Rhythm of the Saints album!"- Me, when confronted with something awesome

"I'm talking! I'm talking! I'm drinking my coffee, and then I'm going to SLEEEEP!"- The Nostalgia Critic from his review of Rock-A-Doodle

"Okay! Okay, no song that begins with the lyric "tweedly-dee" is gonna be good! GO BACK AND TRY AGAIN!!"- The Nostalgia Critic from his review of Rock-A-Doodle

"I haven't lost my house keys...I just don't know where they are at present."- Me

"LAURIE'S BUSTED. This is the GREATEST day in the history of mankind!!" "Except for the day they invented cheese." - Eric and Fez, That 70's Show

"That's the worst scene I ever saw!" "That's the worst saw I ever seen!" - Moe and Ed Wynn, from when the 3 Stooges crashed the Ed Wynn Show

"In my world, everyone's a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies!" - Katie, Horton Hears a Who

"Oh, no! I'M SPEAKING IN RHYME!! BLAST YOU WHOS!!"- the Grinch

"Sometimes I think all my friends have been imaginary." - Uncle Max from Calvin and Hobbes

"I know what it is that she REALLY wants to see; it's not like I've been living under a rock for 18 years." - Me on Katy Perry's new song, "Peacock"

"Happiness isn't always the best way to be happy."-Judith from WTWTA

"I think our actions SHOW what's in our hearts."- Hobbes, from C & H

"In all this world, there is nothing so beautiful as a happy child."- Narration from The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus

"Wow, he must have used a lot of glue on that thing!"- Me watching the Phantom of the Opera's violent reaction to Christine ripping his mask off

"I know, I know I got Edward Cullen hair goin' on, you don't have to tell me."- Me commenting on my bed hair

"Night time really is the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone is asleep." -Catherine O'Hara

"YAAAAYYY! WE'RE GOING ON A BUS! WE'RE GOING ON A BUS! WE'RE GOING ON A BUS!!" -Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy

"Some people say a lie is a lie is a lie, but I say, why?/ Why deny the obvious child?"- Paul Simon

"Your mistakes do not define you now,/they tell you who you're not./You've gotta live the life you're given/like it's the only one you've got." - Three Doors Down

"WHERE is my toast, you idiots!!"- Fez, That 70's Show

"Aw, NICE!" -Onslow, Keeping Up Appearances

"You got a problem? Eat it." -Judith, WTWTA

"None of this ever happened, gentlemen...and I DON'T want to see any paperwork on that." - Roz, Monsters, Inc

"There's two types of evil people in this world: people who DO evil stuff, and people who see evil stuff being DONE and don't do anything about it!" - Janis Ian, Mean Girls

"The love you give is equal to the love you get." - Fritz the Cat

"People have sustained very serious cuts on their feet due to nail clippings carelessly scattered on the floor!" - Me

"I like using semicolons wherever I want to in my written assignments! It makes me seem very intelligent and that I know what I'm talking about!" - Me

"Oh, nooooo!" - Mr. Bill

"If I were not in the CID, something else I'd like to be! If I were not in the CID, a window-cleaner , me! With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub and a rub-a-dub all day long! With a scrub-a-dub-dub and a rub-a-dub-dub, I'd sing this merry song!" - Dim of the Yard, MPFC

"If the children/don't grow up/our bodies get bigger but our/hearts get torn up./We're just a million little gods causing rainstorms/turning every good thing to rust." - The Arcade Fire

"I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world." "I think after you're born, it's too late." - Calvin and Hobbes

"The parents are very irritating. Shall I take them out?" "Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans! What is WITH you??" "I was just saying we COULD...it's an option." - Ironhide and Optimus, Transformers

"If you do mean things to others, then logic follows that you can't expect others not to be mean back." - Me

"That would be YP (Your Problem)." - My Spanish III teacher

"Do you know what I deserve?" - from a funny story my stepfather likes to tell

"Noooo! I don't WANT a shot! You can't make me! I know my rights! I'll call the mayor!" - Whopper, Pound Puppies

"Are you supposed to dig the hole before or after?" "None of my business!" "It's BEFORE!!" "AAAAaargh! La la la!!" - Russel and Mr. Fredericksen, Up

"Regrettably, we are ALL...OUT...OF WINE." - Chef Skinner, Ratatouille

"Holy SHIP!!" - Tulio, TRtED

"It would be fun...but we just won't do it." - Me

"There's more to this world than just people, you know."- Hobbes, from C & H

"Calvin, your parents don't believe. We have to kill them." - Hobbes from C & H parody on Robot Chicken

"Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly." - The Dalai Lama

"Allow me to show you the door. Look; the door." - Mr. Lunt, Veggie Tales

"There's nothing to fear with the Wild Things here!" - Judith to Rina from my WTWTA Halloween fanfic

"Thinking that Bartleby the Scrivener was as funny as 30 Rock doesn't make me a weird person."- Me

"Shut up and kiss me, you doomed hunk!" - Marge Simpson

"Are you attempting to leave the school grounds, Miss Pataki?" "Are you about to dance the flamenco, Principal Wartz?" (Long Pause) "This moment never happened." "Gotcha." - Principal Wartz and Helga, Hey Arnold

"But still, I liked The Neverending Story. Even though it FREAKIN' ENDED!" - The Nostalgia Critic as Chester A. Bum

"Rest in peace, Dr. Brutalheim." - Sendak slamming Bettelheim for his harsh criticism of WTWTA

"Don't go...I'll eat you up, I love you so." - KW, WTWTA

"How do we be good?" "I don't KNOW! (Breaks 4th wall) Honestly, it's never come up before!" - Dewey and Malcolm, from MITM

"If you put the right stuff on ANYTHING, it'll make a good burger." - One of my stepmom's colleagues at a grownup party where there was alcohol served :P

"Poor Thing; bless his heart." "I'm not STUPID, Mom." "Then why do you wear a bunny outfit?" - Max and his Mom from a WTWTA trailer spoof on YT

"When I'm good, I'm very, very good - but when I'm bad, I'm better." - Mae West

"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eyeball. And then, it's "Hey! Free eyeball!" - A friend of mine @ school

"Hang on to your sense of humor... they'll try to beat it out of you!" - Catherine O'Hara

"Let me tell you a story about how I don't care... once upon a time, I didn't care. The end." - My Spanish III teacher

"I bet you wish you had SPARKLY CHUCKS!!" - My Spanish III teacher

"It's a very rare person who is taken for what he truly is." - Schmendrick, TLU

"Have I gone mad?" "Yes, you have. You're completely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret: all the best people are." - The Mad Hatter & Alice, AIW

"I'll put it simple: If you're going hard enough left, you'll find yourself turning right." - Doc Hudson, Cars

"There's a lot of love out there, y'know, man?" "Don't embarass me, Fillmore." - Fillmore and Sarge, Cars

"...Maybe I should've...hooked him up to Bessie...an' then ..uhhhh...then took the boot off." - Mater after McQueen escapes, Cars

"My bat would like to apologize for hitting your face so hard." - A slogan on a little kid's baseball t-shirt

"Fishies go pook pook pook!" - Lenore the Little Dead Girl

"Maybe if we all started looking at what's the same rather than what's different, well, who knows." - Meowth, Pokemon the 1st Movie

"There's no generalization worth a damn, including this one!" - Mark Twain

"OH MY GOD, GEORGE BUSH IS STARTING THIS THING OFF!...Oh my God. George Bush is starting this thing off. That can't be good." - The Nostalgia Critic from his review of Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue

"When your imagination is better than reality, all you can do is imagine a better reality." - from the trailer for Phoebe in Wonderland

"This is my art, and it's dangerous! Do you think I want to die like this?!" - Catherine O'Hara

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