Gaston song: Our Way

by LittleAngelHorselover and ColeAndPhoebeForever

DISCLAIMER: We DO NOT own any of the chars in this parody. They belong to Disney and Santa Clause.

A/N: This was an idea my best friend and I had for awhile now. Read at your own risk! The story is rated T for a reason.

For those of you brave souls who dare to enter our world of insanity and silliness, be sure to sign the waver at the door and leave any personal belongings with the Beast at the gate. Oh and one more thing, don't' drink anything while watching the show. We're not responsible for anyone who breaks that rule. You'll have to take it up with Lafoo later.

"Gaston Song" our way

We were sitting here

One Saturday night

Boreder than watching paint dry

When I thought

Hey let's write Gaston our way

And we decided to give it a try

Now I give you fair warning

This isn't for everyone

And even though we had fun

If anyone under 16 reads this, we'll definitely be on the run.

Now with that said

Let's get comfortable in our beds

Because, as of now, the show has officially begun

If you're still here when it ends

We've started a new trend

And we hope to see you again

"No one tips like Gaston

Shimmies his hips and skinny dips like Gaston

Scams and rips people off like Gaston

For there's no one so inspiringly awesome,

Perfect in every detail

When it comes to writing thank you notes

I've heard he's as slow as snail mail

No one charms like gaston

Has muscular arms like Gaston.

Picks up chicks at local fat farms like Gaston

No one lies like Gaston

Buys cheap ties like Gaston

Eats twelve cherry pies in one sitting like Gaston

No one swims like Gaston

Disassembles limbs like Gaston

Looked so hot on the school's jungle gym like Gaston

No one hunts like Gaston
Makes cakes of bundt like Gaston

Pulls off dangerous and stupid stunts like Gaston

No one cheats like Gaston

Fixes leaks like Gaston

Makes a day at the beach seem bleak like Gaston

When it comes to self appraisal

There's no competition in sight

He could go on for hours and hours

It may even last forty days and nights

No one throws rocks like Gaston

Breaks locks like Gaston

Romantically, no one puts girls in to shock like Gaston

No one fails like Gaston

Rides the rails like Gaston

Tries to sweet talk his way out of jail like Gaston

No one

Chases girls like Gaston

Buys cheap pearls like Gaston

Shoots poor defenseless squirrels like Gaston

At Christmas time

No reindeer is safe

Though Rudolph's nose is powerful

Gaston's gun is first rate

Santa counts twelve on departure

But loses an elf
and the reindeer are down to eight

After drinking one egg nog too many

He decides to go for a stroll

Too bad he didn't realize

He'd be paying the reindeer's steep toll

It only took four reindeer

To finish him off good and proper

After making sure he was dead

They went to the shed to be fed

And drank hot cider from cups made of copper

So ends the story of Gaston

A guy we all knew and loved

And although we don't' know

If he's above or below

His story will always live on

Till our next true story arises

We wish you a fond adieu

Watch out for mad squirrels

Or balling fan girls

And We hope you'll please review