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I've been reading FanFiction since 2008. I love writing about my favorite book characters. These include those from The Vampire Diaries, Twilight, Harry Potter, Uglies, The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson & The Olympians, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and maybe more. I only publish my favorite pieces I write, but I read & write all different kinds of stories like mad. Please read & review; the more reviews I get, the more I'll write & update my stories for you all!!

Katietheryn is my old nickname, and it has many different spellings to it. It's pronounced like Katherine, but with Katie at the beginning of it: kay-tee-thrin. So, I live an average life with above average grades and so many amazing friends. My BFF is totally awesome. I go to school and eat frozen yogurt on a daily basis. I am single, but everyone loves me anyway. Starbucks is my haven. I am proud to be a dumb blonde!!

A Bit More About Me!-- ;D

Age: I am a teenager. Deal with it.

Location: California!!

Fave Foods: Chinese Takeout, Pizza, Pasta, Chocolate, Fro-Yo, and Cheerios!

Fave Places: French Riviera, NYC, and Hawaii!

Peeta or Gale?: PEEEEEETA!!!!!!! omg

Edward or Jacob?: Team Jacob mainly, but we all started out loving Edward.

Stefan or Damon?: OMG DAMON SALVATORE!! I love him sooo much! But I do like Stefan too, don't get me wrong: but mainly the TV show Stefan.

Fave Actors: Ian Somerhalder, Ashton Kutcher, Neil Patrick Harris, Jason Segel, Taylor Lautner, Logan Lerman, Matthew Perry, Michael Cera, and Channing Tatum!

Fave Characters:
1. Peeta Mellark
2. Damon Salvatore
3. Katniss Everdeen
4. Emmett Cullen
5. Alice Cullen
6. Hermione Granger
7. me ;P
8. Percy Jackson
9. Tally Youngblood
10. Jacob Black

Fave Book Series?: The Hunger Games

The Vampire Diaries Show Quotes:

Damon: Somewhere along the way, you decided I was worth saving. I wanted to thank you for that.

Damon: You have no sense of humor.
Stefan: I have no sense of Damon humor.

Damon: Have fun with her. I know I did.

Damon: Allow me to rephrase: do you want to hear about how the Mystic Falls Watchers' Council is back in vampire hunting mode, or how I just killed Uncle John Gilbert?

Damon: No, Elena, I will not go to your bedroom with you!!!

Damon: If I had a good side, not a way to get on it.

Stefan: Can we talk?
Damon: Yeah.
Stefan: Without the Tri-Delts?
Damon: Anything you have to say to me, you can say in front of them.

Damon: Behold, the teacher. Don't you have some papers to grade?
Alaric: It's uh, more fun with a buzz.

Damon: Please, if I see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it.

Damon: You were so much more fun when you were asleep.

Caroline: So what is this, like, a three-some now?

Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Damon: You are the only stupid thing here.

Damon: Why are you so mean to me?
Lexi: Have you met you?

Damon: I like being the eternal stud.

Caroline: Are you gonna kill me?
Damon: Mmm-hmm. But not yet.

Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.
Caroline: How come you don't sparkle?
Damon: Because I live in the real world, where vampires burn in the sun.

Vickie: I know you.
Damon: Well, that's unfortunate.

Stefan: Wherever you go, people die.
Damon: That's a given.

Damon: I was ambushed. I was shot. Now I'm vengeful.

Damon: You piss me off. I want you dead.

Fave Character Couples:

VD: Damon/Elena, Stefan/Elena, Damon/Bonnie, Damon/Stefan, Katherine/Stefan/Damon

Twi: Edward/Bella, Bella/Jasper, Bella/Emmett, Rosalie/Edward, Alice/Jasper, Carlisle/Aro

HP: Ron/Hermione, Sirius/Remus, Snape/Sirius, Snape/Remus, James/Lily

PJO: Percy/Annabeth

Uglies: Tally/Zane, Tally/David

HG: Katniss/Peeta, Katniss/Gale

Fave Music: Lady GaGa, 3OH!3, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Linkin Park, Jay-Z, Eminem, Train, OneRepublic, Justin Bieber, The Lonely Island, and Paramore!

What I Enjoy: Basketball, Shopping, Hanging Out, Music, TV, Reading, Writing, and Talking!

Pet Peeves: Fast Food, Wasting Food, Throwing Out Recyclables, Cats, Overly-Obsessive Fangirls, Obesity, Antisocial Computer Nerds, Disney Stars, and Vamp-Haters! :(

Fave TV: The Vampire Diaries, SNL, Glee, How I Met Your Mother, Friends, The Big Bang Theory, Accidentally On Purpose, and CSI!

Disclaimer: I don't own The Vampire Diaries or Twilight. epic sadface

I, katietheryn1, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution, too!! :D

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle:

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall.

"I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..."

"Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way."

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else.

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "

A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call.

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life.
BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days...”

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "Damn it, we messed up, but that was frickin' awesome! We are so doing that again!"

FRIENDS: Tells you she knows how you feel.
BEST FRIENDS: Just sits down and cries.

FRIENDS: Would tell off your stalker for you.
BEST FRIENDS: Would tell you how to tease them and mess with their minds.

FRIENDS: Turn down the music when you ask them to.
BEST FRIENDS: Turn it up instead of down and smiles.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this sssssshhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt! :D