Hi. Here are some things about me.

1) I love to read and write
2) I can and will be random
3) I am very compassionate
4) Mess with me or my family and prepare to die
5) I am a very lovable person and very kind
6) Ask me any question and I'll likely not know the answer
7) This is my favorite number
8) In case you haven't already figured it out, I am female

Thank you for those of you who reviewed my first fic!! XXForrestStarXX, Sweetnoodle, CandyCornXOXO

If your happy and you know it but too lazy to show it, copy and paste to your profile

If you get addicted to tetris or any other game that burns patterns into your eyes, copy and paste to your profile

If you have ever gotten the Barney theme song stuck in your head, copy and paste to your profile

If you think your BFF is your sister copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen in love with or had a crush on a fictional character, copy this to your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (Screaming does count.)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, StrangerAL, Puppygirlroks,

If you agree that it's a complement when someone calls you a bandgeek, bookworm, or any other name that normal people would find insulting, copy this into your profile.

If people say you read too much copy this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you love Larten Crepsely, then copy this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have read all seven Harry Potter books, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have completely read a Harry Potter book in less than two weeks (less than 24 hrs), copy and paste this into your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem?

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head...

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in in a book. Crazy is when you yell at fictional book characters for doing stupid things or when you decide to hunt down fictional book characters and kill them for hurting other fictional book characters Crazy is when your mother has to pry books or manga or some sort of technology from your fingertips and you start to sob. Crazy is when you just said something very serious then burst out laughing. Crazy is when you save up hundreds of dollars for college then blow it all at a candy store. Crazy is when you start laughing hysterically because of a sign on the computer that said DO NOT TURN OFF. Crazy is when u brake your leg wile getting a glass of water. Crazy is when you're trying to capitalize the c in crazy for 10 minutes when u realize the caps lock is still on and your holding the shift button. Crazy is when walk into a room, forget what you went in for, leaving, and then forgetting why you're leaving. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something(s) crazy you've done to the list!

If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."

When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!"

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Yeah I'm unique, just like every one else.

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off

Don't count the days, make the days count

Yeah, the grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

I'm not crazy, you're just more sane than I am

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away so they can’t hear you and you still have their shoes on.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

On the other hand, you have different fingers

I didn't slap you! I hi-fived your face!

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why we call it the present!

My door is always open, so feel free to leave

Second place is the first loser

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I swear to drunk I'm not god

I am in shape...round is a shape

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

One tequila... two tequila... three tequila...floor!

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore, I'm perfect!

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

My mum keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that.

Smile...it confuses people!

Ifyoucanreadthisthenyouarewaytoosmartforyourowngood

A balanced diet is a piece of chocolate in each hand

He who laughs last thinks slowest

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

Just when you've got all of your crap together, someone goes and flushes the toilet.

When life hands you lemons, squirt them in life's eye and see how much life likes lemons then!

Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

You know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Education is important. Although school is another matter entirely.

Music is love in search of words.

Always forgive your enemies, it's the best way to annoy them out of their minds.

I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends.

I ran with scissors and lived!

I don't obsess. I just think intensely.

The knack of flying is attempting to fall . . . and missing the ground.

Never knock on Deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor"--a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun!

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it that everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there.

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, copy/paste onto profile.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot, paste this on your profile.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch ,run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Falling feels like flying until you hit the ground.

"Time can be funny in dreams." -The Mad Hatter

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp, pointy things. You should run from Bob.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who would rather someone ask them to marry them by taking out a Green Lantern Ring and saying, "I chose you, Pikachu", who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, XXForrestStarXX, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, MyNameIsCAL, SareRide9, Puppygirlroks

I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile. (it's just a few years late i'm sure)

When life gives you skittles, throw them at people and say "TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!"

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

-if you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile
-if you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

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(='.'=)This is bunny. Put him in your profile and help him on his way to WORLD DOMINATION!

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

Act your Age, not your shoe size.

As far as Twilight goes, I'm Team Tyler's Van. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree!

I'm sorry, but 'CRIED'?!?!?! I tear up every buggering time I think about it! Oh yes, and Fred didn't actually die. JK's gone dillusional. She wasn't in her right mind when she wrote it.

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a die-hard, no-hope-for-cure Harry Potter fan, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are extremely obsessed with british/irish/transylvanian/australian/romanian boys and their accents, copy and paste this in your profile.

Quiz Time!!!

What house would you be in? Hufflepuff!
Which character do you hate the most? Umbridge. (Dumbledore should've let the centaurs keep her.)
Favorite Death Eater? Snape.
Favorite Marauder? Padfoot, Prongs, and Moony.
What's your favorite movie line? Just because you have the emotinal range of a teaspoon. "Now tell me Harry, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?"
Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? One word, three letters. DUH!!!!
Fav Weasley? Pretty much all of them. Especially Fred. Least liked-Percy.
Professor? Minerva. Dumbledore. Moony. Lupin. Hagrid. Fliwick. Sprout. Snape.
Place? Hogwarts or The Burrow or #12 Grimauld Place
Ever cried while reading one of the books? I cried in the 5th book, had a breakdown in the 6th, and balled through the 7th one.
Ever had a Dream About Harry Potter? A fair few. Enough said.
Been To A Fansite? A couple.
Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all? I had a black cape that I would put on and it made me feel like Snape, I would then swish around in it, that is until my brother ripped it. I am currently looking for a new one,
Do you have Harry Potter Scene It? Yes I do. I beat my brother every time.
Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt? A couple and a jacket.
Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter? Nope (pops p)
Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter? I always find a way to.
Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts? Yes!!!
What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? All of them.
Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Chaser, I'd like to see any of them stop me.
If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Yes. No question.
Do you like the books more or the movies? Books.
What would be your Animagus form? Lion or wolf

If you would take a bullet for your best friend, put this in your profile

If you don't care that watching cartoons is considered immature, copy & paste this into your profile

If someone murdered you, a friend would go to your funeral, a good friend wouldwrite your sermon thingy but a true friend wouldn't do any of those, 'cause they'd be in jail for killing the idiot who killed you, if you have any true friends copy and paste this into your profile.

Peace fellow earthlings, if you believe in aliens, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the Darren Shan saga/Cirque Du Freak if the best thing since sliced bread, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever cried over a story or a film or whatever, copy this onto your profile.

If you are a fan of The CIRQUE DU FREAK series, copy this.

YOU'RE BORN SCREAMING . . . WHO'S TO SAY YOU WON'T DIE THAT WAY??

i don't know about you, but i'd be pretty darn terrified if a 400 lb. glass of kool-aid ran into my house screaming 'OHH YEAH!!'

Female come backs
pick up line comebacks

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

333. I'm only half demon.

Taste the rainbow. Eat crayons!

It's only cute until it pee's on your shoe.

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?
At the moment, pink.

2, Name one person who made you smile today:
My sister Breanna

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
Sleeping

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Reading

5, What is your favorite candy bar?
Twix, kit kat.

6, Have you ever been to a strip club
NO!

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
I'm okay!

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Anything that's chocolate.

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
Coffee.

10, Do you like your wallet?
Yep.

11, What was the last thing you ate?
Caramel apple yogurt.

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
A new pair of ballet flats.

13, The last sporting event you watched?
Don't watch sports.

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Kettle.

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?
My sister.

16, Ever go camping?
Twice.

17, Do you take vitamins daily?
Nope.

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
Nope.

19, Do you have a tan?
Nope.

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
PIZZA FOREVER!

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
Yep.

22, What did your last text message say?
Sure.

23, What are you doing tomorrow?
Hanging out with my sister.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?
My dog Mitzy.

26, What color is your watch?
Don't have 1.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
Steve Irwin (I know he's dead but he was like my hero.)

28, What is your birthstone?
Opal.

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
I prefer drive thru so that I can take it home and either read or watch a movie.

30, What is your favorite number?
7

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
My mom.

32, Any plans today?
Work.

33, How many states have you lived in?
Two.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?
Work.

35, Last song listened to?
NME by Set it Off

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Nope.

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
No. I can do my own cleaning.

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
Flip flops, quick and easy.

39, Are you jealous of anyone?
Nope.

40, Is anyone jealous of you?
No idea.

41, Do you love anyone?
No.

42, Do any of your friends have children?
Yes

43, What do you usually do during the day?
Work, laundry, read, cook.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Yep.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Hi or Hey actually.

46, What color is your car?
Midnight pewter.

47, Do you like cats?
More of a dog person really, but yes I like cats.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
My family.

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yes, like 4 times.

50, How did you get your worst scar?
My little brother pushed me out of a tree.

If you prefer cold and snow over heat and sun, paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flying tackle hug, copy and paste this into your profile.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were reading copy this into your profile

If you saw the Eragon movie and you think that FOX should NOT be allowed to make Eldest, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put Your iPod On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song

Opening credits: Be Prepared (TLK 1)

Waking up: I'll Make a Man out of you (Mulan 1)

First day of school: Thousand Miles (Vanessa Carlton)

Falling in love: My Heart will go on (Celine Dion)

Fighting: I'm Alive (Celine Dion)

Breaking up: Just a Dream (Carrie Underwood)

Driving: This is Halloween (Danny Elfman)

Flashback: It Gets Better (Broadway singing 4 the Treavor project)

Mental Breakdown: The Night the Lights went out in Georgia (Reba)

Getting back together: I'm a Survivor (Reba)

Wedding: Breath (Faith Hill)

Birth of a child: I loved her First (Not sure)

Final battle: Because of you (Kelly Clarkson & Reba)

Death scene: Concrete Angel (Martina McBride)

Funeral: Alyssa Lies (Jason Michael Carroll)

End credits: This is where I belong (Bryan Adams)