used to be alot of stuff on here, decided to get rid of it all. call me ukiyo, don't ask for my age, and as a rule, I'm usually very very bored. only thing I'm really putting on here is something that made me laugh. forget popcorn, ill bring fireworks and a camera, make it a celebrational party.

oh yea, if you actually spot a review of mine, the author's story interests me, or its actually worth reading.

98% Of teens would

Cry if Justin bieber

was on the highest building

in the world about to jump off

copy and paste if your the 2% that

would bring popcorn,

a chair,

and shout DO A FRONT FLIP!!!!

had to add this, got this off of another authors story, cant remember name of story or author, only that it was chapter 4..

"Naruto" Kakashi's voice was calmer and more serious than Naruto had ever heard it. "Remember if you get caught make sure she's on top. That way you can claim you were raped."

-seals are essentially the ninja way of saying 'fuck reality, we're doing it anyway'-nidaime's apprentice by gman391. completely true. sealing kyuubi in a retarded blonde? yep, that's the ninja way.

(all story's i read are 10k words plus, usually rated T-M, so you know.)

one last note, ja' know that almost every story that has the main char's as naruto U. and sasuke U. are fic's where they are lovers? that's odd. the whole 'sasuke is my brother/rival/best friend' thing really didn't stick, did it? they NEED a filter specifically for that. i root through 5000+ story's with them as a yaoi pairing before i finally find one that isn't. INSANITY!...yeah, that was a mini-rant.

if your wondering, i consider myself a lurker. i just lurk around this site, find the story's i like, read them, then 'lurk' my way to another one without a review. most of the story's i wrote are scattered around -a lot- of different sites, i'll start on a new one here eventually, but, well...yeah, that's a long ways off.