Hullo... I am Shayna.

The following is a whole bunch of useless information that means, well, absolutely nothing in the long run. So have fun.

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Favorite color: Green

Favorite book(s): The Hobbit

Favorite Band: Changing constantly. I don't have a favorite anymore.

Favorite Song: At the moment, I Lived by OneRepublic

Favorite Show(s): Jane and the Dragon, Monk, Bones, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, Psych, House M.D, Burn Notice, Malcolm in the Middle, That 70's Show, Everybody Loves Raymond, Attack on Titan and a few others.

Favorite movie(s): I'm a movie buff, don't get me going.

Thank you for your time and thanks for reading my stories.

-JATD Quotes-

"How about a little night flight?" "Now? Right now? In the dark?" "In the dark, yes. The night does it so well."

"Ah yes, the dragon way. Loud and proud."

“Ha! A bat. Furry little dragon wanna-bes.”

"One day I want to smell like you Jane. I want to smell of battle sweat and dragon smoke."

"The point is to get lost so you can find your way out again." "Short lives..."

“Ah yes the heady smell of dragon. If only we could bottle it. Can we bottle it?”

"Ooo imagine it Jane. Dealing with a wolf, in the dark." "No problem Gunther. I have to deal with a donkey in the daylight."

"How many carrots must she eat before she grows scales?" "None short-life. Turnips do that."

"I was trying to improve your eyesight. So I ate several dozen carrot pastries. Carrot muffins, carrot bread and after that, a few dozen more." "That will help me how exactly?" "It is science Jane!"

"That's funnier than stampeding geese! Well, almost. The honking and the feathers...that is hard to beat."

"Knights should be cleaving skulls and decimating their enemies! Can we play tea-party now?"

"Moo... is nature's finest sound. It starts with an mmm and ends with an oooo. Oh genius."

"Are you in some sort of intestinal distress?"

"Bad. Shame. Shame on whatever non-Jester did this."

"We could get you a goat. What about a goat?"

“I wonder how many rocks are in this cave. Just hanging there. Waiting. Waiting.”

“Nice? Nice?! Everyone here is nice. Charming wonderful people the lot of us. Now start hitting each other!”

“Oh cabbages! I just love cabbages!”

“Cows! Where are the moo makers?”

“That tooth-” “Fang Jane. Fang. Entirely different.”

"I hate arguing, especially with friends," "But you do it so well and with the entire court."

"How do I look?" "Truth or flattery?" "Flattery." "Terrible."

"Not entirely empty handed, I just thought of an amusing limerick. There once was a man with a bloat. He could eat like a horse or a goat. When he rode into battle. He used a big saddle. For his butt was as big as a boat."- Dragon

-Captain Jack Sparrow Quotes-

"I regret nothing, ever."

"I shall begin with the tale of how I became a Captain, how my crew became a crew, how we began out adventures and most important, how I came to wear this hat."

"Please, let him act as your manservant if it is the only way to shut him up!"

"A drunk...seeing what he can do...very reassuring indeed."

"Really? Me? You think I'm the cleverest person in the world?"

"Indeed. If it weren't for my cleverness, my daring, all the buckles I swashed and all the merfolk I personally dispatched, well things would be a lot darker now. It might be said, no it should said that I, Captain Jack Sparrow, single-handedly saved the seven seas."

"Right. Make no mistake about this. What is about to happen is not happening. You never saw it happen and once it has happened which it won't because it's not going to, it will NEVER HAVE happened, savvy?"

"I wrote this sentence while time was going all funny, savvy?"

"This rum is half gone. WHY is the rum gone? I will TELL you why the rum is gone. This half-empty cask, which as of last night was full of rum bound for England, rum entrusted to this vessel to be carried in her hold until we reach our destination, rum intended to be sold to the taverns and cellars of England, to slake English thirsts is gone because several members of this crew that stands before me, this same crew of misbegotten scurvy sea dogs, crept down into the hold and GUZZLED it!"

"No! Stop! Not good! You burned all the food, the shade, the RUM."

"Yes. The rum is gone."
"Why is the rum gone?!"
"One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, the signal is over a thousand feet high, the entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?"
"But why is the rum gone?!"

"Gentleman! I wash my hands of this weirdness."

"Nobody move! I've dropped me brain."

"I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills Master Gibbs. Now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something."

"And I practice with them, three hours a day!"
"You need to find yourself a girl mate."
"Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are in otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?"

"No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice though. Eunuch."

"Lum say say, eunuchie, snip snip."

"Is there a problem between us Ms.Swann?"
"You were going to trade Will in exchange for a ship."
"We could use a ship! The fact is I was not going to tell Barbossa about bloody Will because as long as he didn't know about bloody Will, I had something to bargain with, which now, no one has. Thanks to bloody stupid Will."

"Heady tonic, holding life and death in the palm of one's hand."

"No survivors? Then where do the stories come from I wonder."

"Ah, but fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking."

"Now as long as you're just hanging there, pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these: What a man can do and what a man can't do."

"When you marooned me on that godforsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate…I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."

"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid."

"Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard that before."

"Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by."

"You may kill me but you may never insult me."

"Well spoke! Listen to the tool!"

"My hands are clean in this. Figuratively."

“Why fight when you can negotiate? All one needs, is the proper leverage.”

"If you were waiting for the opportune moment...that was it."

"I know that. I know where I am. And don't think I don't."

"Belay that belay that!"

"It's funny what a man will do to forestall his final judgement."

"My tremendous insinuative of the female creature informs me that you are... troubled."

"Have you noticed something? Rather, have you noticed something that is not there to be noticed?"

"If I may lend a machete to your intellectual thicket.",

"Death has a curious way of reshuffling ones priorities.

"It's real."
"You actually were telling the truth."
"I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised."

"Son...I'm Captain Jack Sparrow...Savvy?"

"Still thinking of running Jack? Think you can outrun the world? You know the problem with being the last of anything... by and by there be none left at all."
"Sometimes things come back mate. We're living proof you and me."
"Ay, but that's a gamble of long odds ain't it? There's never a guarantee of coming back, but passing on, that's a dead certain."
"So summoning the Brethren Court than is it?"
"It's our only hope lad."
"That's a sad commentary in and all itself."
"The world used to be a bigger place."
"No. The worlds still the same... there's just... less in it."

"Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent and fierce and huge-ish. And gone. Why is it gone?"
"Is that it there?"
"Oh yes there it is! Why is it there? It's much larger up close."

"Proper? It is neither proper nor suitable, sir, it is neither acceptable nor adequate. It is in obvious fact, an abomination."

"Ladies! Will you please shut it! Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced E-GRE-GIOUS. By the way, no, I've never actually met Pizarro but I love his pies. And all of this pales into utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"

"You know, for all that pirates are clever clogs, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things. I once sailed with a geezer lost both of his arms and part of his eye."
"What'd you call him?"
…"Larry."

"Cruel is a matter of perspective."

"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. The original. The only!"

"Clergyman...on the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like you to note it–hearing now–that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, and be welcomed into that place where all the "goody-goodies" want to go once they pop their clogs. Savvy?"

"I did not! I am just as bent as ever, hellishly so."

"What were you doing in a spanish convent, anyway?!"
"Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake."

"If you don't start the day off with a smile it's never too late to start practicing for tomorrow."

"A smile is a light in the window of the soul indicating that the heart is at home."

"Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself."

"Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."

"The most wasted day is on which one has not laughed."

"The world always looks brighter from behind a smile."

"If you feel a smile begin,
don't leave it undetected.
Let's start an epidemic quick.
And get the world infected."

"The world is a mirror. Smile, and your friends smile back."

"We smile because we are happy. But we also become happy because we smile."

"It is impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside."

"Happiness is no laughing matter."

"Life may be short, but a smile takes a second."

I hope that these have made you smile. I try to smile and laugh each and every day. I find that my world is that much brighter when I do. People, smile and "never frown because you never know who could be falling in love with your smile." :)