I highly doubt anyone is going to read this but nevertheless...

I am one of the millions of people who like to read and write fanfiction. Very unimportant:D LOL

Stories I'm currently writing:

- Nothing...

Stories I have finished:

-Albus's idea (one-shot)

-A Locket

Favourite Pairings:

-Scorpius/Rose

-Ron/Hermione

-Draco/Astoria

-Lily Evans/James Potter I

Favourite Characters:

-Severus Snape (His love for Lily is just amazing)

-Draco Malfoy

-Ron Weasley

-Fred and George Weasley

-Marauders(which Peter is not) and Lily

-Most of the next-gen characters (Scorpius, Rose, Albus, James etc.)

And that it the end of my introduction:D Btw, who else thinks the Potter curse is just hilarious??

PICTURE OF THE LOCKET IN MY STORY 'A LOCKET'

Copy and paste this into your profile if your 11th birthday sucked because you didn't get a letter from Hogwarts.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you're a Rose/Scorpius shipper.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you are an obsessive Tom Felton lover.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever been so obsessed with a TV or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want J.K.R to make a series about the Marauders, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

If you missed Hogwarts as much as Harry while searching for Horcruxes with him, copy this into your profile.

If you're 11th birthday was the worst birthday ever because you didn't get a letter to Hogwarts copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers should jump in a lake copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Draco/Ginny, and Draco/Luna shippers should all join the Harry/Hermione shippers in the bottom of a lake copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Severus Snape was one of the bravest man in the entire HP series copy/paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you hate twilight.

Put this in your profile if you would rather meet Daniel Radcliffe than Rob Pattinson.

Put this in your profile if you believe in magic.

Put this in your profile if you believe in Santa Claus.

Put this in your profile if you agree that Fred dying was stupid.

Harry Voldemort, Voldemort Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry Voldemort Edward. Therefore, Harry Edward. So, Harry Potter Twilight. If you agree with this form of logic, copy and paste this into your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 15/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance/ice skating/dance.
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (not now though...)
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 3/25

I'm supposed to be a girl! Oh God...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries

In Remembrance:

In Remembrance to Severus Snape,

A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,

Who fought bravely to the very end,

And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,

And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,

With many jokes,

He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,

Who was more free and full of love,

Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,

The last real Marauder,

Who was not just a wonderful father,

An incredible husband and a brave hero,

As well as an awesome warewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,

Who died for the greater good,

And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,

Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,

Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,

But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,

Whose past and wisdom confused us,

Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,

But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,

Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,

She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,

Who we really didn't know too well,

But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,

So he must've done something good...

Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,

Harry's first real friend,

Who lived and died soaring.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

List thirteen of your favorite characters in no particular order.

1. Scorpius Malfoy

2. Draco Malfoy

3. Ron Weasley

4. Rose Weasley

5. Albus Severus Potter

6. James Sirius Potter

7. Hermione Granger

8. Fred Weasley I

9. George Weasley

10. Harry Potter

11. James Potter I

12. Ginny Weasley

13. Sirius Black

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

James Sirius Potter/James Potter I

I haven’t and I don’t intend to. I mean, seriously?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Rose Weasley

Yea… I’m a girl so I don’t think I can quite answer this…

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ginny Weasley;Fred

Err… Eww. And that’s not even POSSIBLE!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

George Weasley

Yeah:D He was proposing to Angelina!!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Draco Malfoy and James Sirius Potter

NO!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Albus Severus Potter/ George Weasley or Albus Severus Potter/ Harry Potter

Can I not choose? Both are disgusting! But if I had to, Albus Severus Potter/ Harry Potter in a thoroughly innocent manner…

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Hermione Granger walked in on Draco and Ginny

At least it’s not slash… but still ‘puke’. Draco and Ginny do NOT belong together. I honestly prefer Draco and Hermione and even then I can’t stand it! But if the above situation does happen, she’d tell Harry and Ron.

8. Make up a title for a Three/Ten fic.

Ron/ Harry

‘Talk between Friends’? Innocent. I hate SLASH.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Scorpius/Fred Weasley I

NO NO NO!! SCORPIUS BELONGS WITH ROSE!!

10. Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Hermione/Ginny

Hermione comforts Ginny after Ginny finds out that Harry has supposedly died. (You know, before the big fight thing with Voldie)

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Fred Weasley I

He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother by The Hollies (it’s about brothers-though it’s sort of obvious)

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Scorpius Malfoy/ James Sirius/ Ginny Weasley

SLASH AND INCEST! MY EYES!!

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Albus Severus Potter

A few hours ago. It was Albus/OC. Scorpius’s twin sister and Albus.

14. One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three while Thirteen watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie.

Scorpius and George are in a happy relationship until George runs of with Rose. Scorpius, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with James Potter I and a brief unhappy affair with Ginny Weasley, then follows the wise advice of Albus Severus Potter and finds true love with Ron Weasley while Sirius Black watched it all and ate popcorn.

WTH???

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If I were a month, I’d be: December

If I were a day of the week, I’d be: Friday

If I were a time of day, I’d be: After Midnight

If I were a planet, I’d be: Jupiter

If I were a sea animal, I’d be: Shark

If I were a direction, I’d be: East

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be: Chair

If I were a liquid, I’d be: Water

If I were a gemstone, I’d be: Diamond

If I were a tree, I’d be: Oak

If I were a tool, I’d be: Penknife

If I were a flower, I’d be: Rose

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be: Thunderstorm

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be: Guitar

If I were a color, I’d be: Black

If I were an emotion, I’d be: Hurt

If I were a fruit, I’d be: Strawberry

If I were a sound, I’d be: Screams

If I were an element, I’d be: Fire

If I were a car, I’d be: Ferrari

If I were a food, I’d be: Pizza

If I were a place, I’d be: Australia

If I were a material, I’d be: Silk

If I were a taste, I’d taste like: Citrus

If I were a scent, I’d be: Vanilla

If I were an animal, I’d be: Tiger

If I were an object, I’d be: Knife

If I were a body part, I’d be: Wrists

If I were a facial expression, I’d be: Blank

If I were a song, I’d be: Welcome to My Life by Simple Plan

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be: Converse

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"--hard under the table."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Pepsi Bottle

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Spongebob Squarepants

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9.20

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9.30

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The television

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday, Church

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Fanfiction.

9. What are you wearing?

Shorts, T-shirt

10. Did you dream last night?

No

11. When did you last laugh?

Reading an sms

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Umm.. Pictures?

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yes. Homework

14. What do you think of this quiz?

No comments

15. What is the last film you saw?

Not sure...

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I wish...

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Do you even know me? Umm... I live on the computer

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

No more poverty

19. Do you like to dance?

No.

20. George Bush:

I'd rather keep my comments to myself, thank you very much

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Uhh... Selena (first name that popped in mind... and it means the moon :D)

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Hmm... Davidson

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yea... not sure where...

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?

I don't know...

REMEMBER WHEN ..

Getting high meant swinging at a playground?

The worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?

'Mom' (was your hero)

And 'Dad' was the boy you were gonna marry?

When your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings

And race issues were about who ran fastest?

When - WAR- was a card game

And life was simple and care free?

Remember when all you wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Running Out Of Time by Simple Plan

Waking Up: This Is How We Do by All Time Low

First Day At School: My Alien by Simple Plan

Falling In Love: Poison by All Time Low

Fight Song: I Can Wait Forever by Simple Plan (why are they alternating???)

Breaking Up: I Won't Be There by Simple Plan (well... at least it's not alternating?)

Prom night: Break Your Little Heart by All Time Low (alternation...)

Life: Five Minutes To Midnight by Boys Like Girls (awesome :D)

Mental Breakdown: When I'm With You by Simple Plan

Driving: Save You by Simple Plan

Flashback: Break Out! Break Out! by All Time Low (i was sure i had more songs)

Getting back together: Walls by All Time Low

Wedding: Breakeven (Falling To Pieces) by The Script

Birth of Child: Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol

Final Battle: On Top Of The World by Boys Like Girls

Funeral Song: You Don't Mean Anything by Simple Plan

Final Credits: The Beach by All Time Low

Put your music or iPod on shuffle and answer these questions according to the song you are on. NO CHEATING YOU GET BETTER RESULTS WHEN ITS SHUFFLED PEOPLE

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
The First One

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Dance Hall Drug (i hate dancing)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Bleed

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Therapy

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Starstrukk

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Untitled

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Worst Day Ever (yes.. i do)

WHAT IS 2+2?
I Told You So

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
I'd Do Anything

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Jump

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP??
Go

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE??
I'm Just A Kid

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
What If (well... that hurts...lols XD)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Your Love Is A Lie (...)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Learning To Fall

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Chemicals Collide

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
What's My Age Again?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Take My Hand

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Weightless

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Painting Flowers

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Real Thing

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Remembering Sunday

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
You're So Last Summer

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
My First Kiss

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Holding On

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Poppin' Champagne

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Coffee Shop Soundtrack

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Shut Up

Girl

Dear diary,

I saw him pass by my way today. Usually, I would smile and greet him but it felt so awkward so I turned the other way. He's the star of the football team, and I'm just a geeky straight A student. He'd never fall for me.

Boy

Dear diary,

I was walking down the hallways today when I saw the pretty girl I often sit next to in Chemistry. I smiled and tried to wave but she turned the other way. She's a pretty honor student while I'm just a guy who could throw and football and run. She's never gonna like me. :'(

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in
God..

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

TIME FOR A MATH LESSON
From a strictly mathmatecal viewpoint What makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over one hundred percent. How about acheiving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions;

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98 percent

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96 percent

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103 percent

and look how far this one will take you,

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118 percent!

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who’ll lie under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

Who keeps your picture in his wallet,

Who wants to show you off to the world even when you’re in sweatpants,

Who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

Who thinks you’re beautiful without makeup,

One who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

TOP TEN Excuses - If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk At Work:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.
1. " ... AMEN!