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my name is bex, i am in the target-age population for most television series and movies. i am married, live in a cute little house with a white picket fence, have 2.3 children and 2 fish named pooper and peaches. i'm a nurse, so most of my time is spent trying to prevent anything that could possibly go wrong with your body and deciding how the hell the medical profession can cover it up in the event that you have a complication when you're a patient at our hospital. i enjoy writing, reading, the michigan wolverines (GO BLUE!), watching glee and the weather channel, jose cuervo, marlboro lights and messing with your head.

i write twilight fanfiction in my limited spare time between classes for my advanced degree(s), studying, working, having sex with my man while dreaming he's ryan lochte, taking the kids to swim lessons, tennis, soccer, figure skating and pole dancing classes, getting drunk and randomly tweeting people who were unfortunate enough to follow me on twitter, superstaring it up with maxipoo1024 and our bottles of patron, and taking long walks on the beach with ysar.

if you feel like stalking me, i can be found on a multitude of social networking sites. i like being stalked.

Follow me on Twitter. Do it. You know you want to get in on the action.
http://twitter.com/beckiey8

i got a website. check it out.

facebook even let me have a profile...
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001270841463

Twilighted profile (though to be honest, i hardly use it):
http:///viewuser.php?uid=27733

i'm also on twiwrite and TWCS, but i'm too lazy to put more links on here, so do your own legwork.