Well this was kinda funny :P

well...shit!

Fuck, that was hands down one of the funniest things I've ever read! So good. I'm dying.

This was hilarious. I loved it.

Wow ok. That was funny

So I came back to read again because I was having such a bad day... And it worked! This one always makes me cackle...
I really like how you mentioned all the cliches (veela, pureblood and all that)
Not to mention your humor! You are a brilliant writer and thanks for sharing

They are so weird but still cute. Poor Ron lol

I was wondering if this fic was mislabelled as humour instead of angst/drama up until Draco said "Tell Astoria and the kids I said hi?...” and then I was confused... after a few more sentences I cackled like a lunatic.

Ah! This is brilliant, the dialogue is clever and I utterly love all the tropes you threw in there.

"You used house-elves to get sex!"

"He plied me with lemon drops and kept looking at my crotch with twinkling eyes. While he was sucking on an Acid Pop, no less. You can't tell me that's not gay."

"I help free enslaved creatures for a living. Do you really think I'd actively consent to participating in a slave/master type relationship?"

"You didn't even know who he was until sixth year, and his name is Zabini not Zambini."

. I really enjoyed this fic, thank you for sharing!

I love the back and forth banter! Really entertaining!

Hahahha, I was so confused at the beginning, wauw. Great concept, they somehow suit each other, and this was just hilarious.

I can't believe I haven't read this earlier. It was very clever and entertaining.

This is amazing. Thanks so much for this ride through all of the dramione tropes!

It’s AMAZING that you knew dumbledore is gay. Jk just confirmed it.

Super funny and clever!

This was wickedly funny and beyond clever. Thank you!