Name: Callum =)

Age: 16

Gender: Male

Sexual Orientation: This will end up being obvious from the pairings in my fanfics, but I'm gay

Originally From: Bucharest (that's the capital of Romania, for those of you who don't know). I lived there until I was four and then my dad took me to live where I live now.

Fave Band: GREEN DAY!!

Fave Shows: Lie To Me, House, CSI: Miami, CSI: New York, CSI, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles

Commonly seen doing: Listening to my iPod, writing in one of a billion notebooks, washing my hands (52 times a day at the least. No, I'm not kidding), playing a random sport, drawing, organizing/cleaning, running around in circles singing a random song (no, I'm not kidding).

Current fave way to annoy people: Poke them. Constantly.

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve. Because of that, Caden likes to think that I have a history of taking off my shirt. LOL :D

I write slash primarily but not exclusively. I write mainly stuff that nobody has ever heard of probably : ).

In case you haven't noticed, I'm a hyper ball of fluff!! I usually write and read slash, but I don't mind reading/writing het either. Also, I heart smiley faces!! =)

I'm weird!

((((I'M A SMART ASS AND DAMNED PROUD OF IT!))))

For some reason, I get nearly as upset about TV characters getting hurt as I do my friends... I'm a strange cookie monster

PROPS TO MY HOME BOY (hahahaha shut up Cade) LEÓN FOR THE TITLE BURN!

Don't laugh at me cuz I'm OCD!

I might continue Wherever You Will Go, but I might need some more prodding so it could take a while.

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Calizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Purple Tiger

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Ulrich Knight

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Mancathe

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Black Water

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Anumvse

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's/father's middle name):

Xavier

1. WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? nope
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? when we found out that Aethon has cancer
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yeah, I guess
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? I'm vegetarian
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? No. I'm only 16. And I'm into guys, not girls.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? maybe.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? YES!

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Not for the last five years.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Never

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Reese's Puffs
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM Off? Not if I can help it

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Yeah, I suppose.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Ben and Jerry's Magic Brownies
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their hair and eyes

15. RED OR PINK? Red.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My mum and my half-brother Tyler

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? No

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Barefoot with grey-ish jeans.
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Spaetzle =)
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Cellar Door by Escape The Fate... jealous =)
22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE? Why would I bee a crayon?
23. FAVOURITE SMELLS? Camp-fires, sawdust, and the unique scent that Gabe seems to carry with him wherever he goes...

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Gabe
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I copy and pasted this

26. FAVOURITE SPORTS TO WATCH? MMA
28. EYE COLOUR? Cyan, but it changes from time to time
29. Do you wear contacts? nope
30. FAVOURITISM FOOD? Spaetzle
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Both, I guess

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Nightmare Before Christmas
33. WHAT COLOUR SHIRT ARE YOU Wearing? I'm not wearing one
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter. Winter has snow.

35. HUGS OR KISSES? Can't I have both?
36. FAVOURITE DESSERT? Ice cream
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? IDK
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? IDK
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? One Flow Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A hand holding a heart. A literal heart, like it was just ripped out of someone's chest. Bloody.
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? NCIS, Lie To Me, The Mentalist

42. FAVOURITE SOUND? Too many, I think...
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles!
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Which home?
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Several.
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Bucharest, Romania
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? No ones
48. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 7:04

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
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I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
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I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
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I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
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I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
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I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
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I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
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I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
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I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
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I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. (that's true. but Bradley's straight! so HA!)
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I'm a fangirl?)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my own SPIRITUAL IDEOLOGY therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (smiley face!)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

"Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?" ~ Anonymous

"Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present." ~ Anonymous

"My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone." ~ Anonymous

"If you know me, chances are you hate me." ~ Anonymous

"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." ~ Anonymous

"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up." ~ Anonymous

"Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." ~ Anonymous

"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." ~ Anonymous

"The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." ~ Anonymous

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity?... I think I lost it.

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
- Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

How is it possible to have a civil war?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Achluophobia- Fear of darkness.

Acrophobia- Fear of heights.

Ataxophobia- Fear of disorder/untidiness.

Automysophobia- Fear of being dirty.

Bacillophobia- Fear of microbes.

Bacteriophobia- Fear of bacteria.

Claustrophobia- Fear of confined spaces.

Cleisophobia- Fear of being locked in an enclosed space.

Demophobia- Fear pf crowds.

Merinthophobia- Fear of being bound or tied up.

Monophobia- Fear of solitude or being alone.

Opthalmphobia- Fear of being stared at.

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