Two continents. Two Alice's. Two forbidden loves. Alice Cullen lives in Texas and meets Jasper Whitlock whilst working at her dads hospital...but he forbids the relationship. Alice Brandon lives in England and is using all her self-control not to fall for the new bad-boy Jasper Hale. Two girls connected by more than just emails...they know it's forbidden, but fate has other plans..

AU where Kirk is a kindergarten teacher and McCoy is the parent of a student. Now complete.

AU where Sherlock never met Molly. Mycroft was the one who helped him survive the fall. Now he's back, but things have changed. John's married, and Sherlock's had issues dealing with his loneliness. Mycroft's come up with a solution, a new program based on AI. What happens when the man who is known as a machine. . . starts to care for the machine? What if she isn't just a machine?

Will has to go to a FBI function cause Jack guilt trips him into it, so Will ends up bringing Hannibal with him as his date. The truth comes out on the dance floor. M/M NOT BETA READ

This was a fill on the Hannibal kinkmeme for the prompt: Will is very shy and uncomfortable with his own body, clothes, etc. So during his first sex with Hannibal he is extremely embarrassed and has no idea how he deserves Hannibal. Hannibal is secretly fascinated by this. (Hannibal/shy!Will)

When you've got two dangerous ninja assassins living under the same roof, you really shouldn't be surprised by anything they do.

Clint has a little tradition for New Year's eve, though through the years it's become more of their little tradition more than anything. Clint/Natasha

Post-Reichenbach Reunion Fic - Sherlock returns to the flat, two and a half years after his 'death', to a side of John that he hadn't known existed. COMPLETE

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

The first time he saw her, he was twelve years old. Mild angst.

Steve Rogers is the new kid in town, that is, the city of Avengers, NY. He's also new at his school, Stark High. Somewhat shy and goofy, he's never been very good at making friends. But hey, when you start crushing on the son of said town's billionaire mayor, problems like that are less than trivial. A Steve/Tony High School AU.

The story itself does not solely concern the characters, plots, and situations mentioned in the Harry Potter series. Instead, the story focuses more on J.K. Rowling, her creation, and her struggles when the literary world that she has built becomes a reality. Rated T for Cursing, Violence, Gore, Drug Use, and Sexual Themes. I do not own Harry Potter or any of it's characters.

Captured and made to cross a line they swore they would never cross, Natasha and Clint go through their toughest challenge yet. BlackHawk eventual HEA. Warnings are listed in each chapter, so please read carefully. Now Complete.

Sherlock's secret supply has gone missing and he's convinced John has hidden it. John decides to make his search a bit more fun...for himself...by playing a little game. Fluffy pre-slash.

John might be touching Sherlock a little more often than is strictly necessary. Sherlock probably hasn't even noticed. Right...? *may contain inappropriate giggling* Set Post-Reichenbach. Slash.

Sometimes all it takes to start a relationship is a not-so-subtle push from a certain scheming consulting detective and a leap of faith from a certain ex-Army doctor.

"Are you pouting?" he asked with a scowl. "No." "Oh god, you are. Stop it." "I am not pouting, Sherlock," said John, avoiding eye contact. Johnlock fluff, written for a prompt on the kink meme.

It's thundering over 221B, and John wonders why he's never seen Sherlock during a storm before. But shouldn't John be the one who doesn't like the sound of thunder? Johnlock. Fluff. For the johnlockchallenges on tumblr September prompt.

AU: Natasha Romanoff is in love with her best friend and next door neighbor, Clint Barton. But he'll never know because she doesn't want to ruin their friendship. And he's dating Bobbi Morse. Based on the song "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift. Other Taylor Swift songs may be incorporated later on.

Life throws the Avengers' resident assassins for a little loop; a story in which we see how the newly minted Avengers Tower handles a pint-sized assassin baby. Hawkeye/Black Widow established relationship, all Avengers included at one point. Rated for language

3 years after the war Hermione takes a break from Ron and accepts a summer job collecting supplies for Ollivander's wands. What she doesn't expect is having to work with Draco Malfoy, who's more haunted by his past than she ever would have believed. Together they will travel the world, fight dragons, conquer demons and maybe find exactly what they're looking for. COMPLETE.

"Can you feel me Sherlock? Can you feel me inside of you?" He sucked in a snarling breath, his melancholy, abundantly stiff nipples pressed to Sherly's decadent collarbone, "With my cock-willy."

Natasha liked to graze in his refrigerator.

After a creature spits something gross on Amy's skin, it a race to the shower to rid her of the toxicity. Things quickly take a turn for the better when the pair find themselves at the mercy of one another. Rated M for a good reason folks! Lemony, showery goodness abound! First time writing in this genre so bear with me. If you like it, you are encouraged to review!

Can be read as a sequel to 'Things to Do', or just stand alone : Arthur and Eames have to face up to the various issues being adoptive parents brings- i.e. Day-Care...

What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?

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"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."

Eames is really getting on Arthur's nerves, but is he's slowly breaking him, or slowly breaking down? Rated T for language.

The story of Alice and Jasper's first meeting all the way up until they find the Cullens.

Eames wants to crack the façade that Arthur puts up, to see what he dreams about. After a brush with Limbo, he decides to satisfy his curiosity. Warning: Slash, angst, fluff, songfic. You have been warned. M/M! Eames/Arthur Established Relationship!

At the close of WWII Private Jasper Whitlock finds himself heading to Berlin where he will face the biggest challenge of his short life. Survival in the midst of the falling Iron Curtain will test his vow to Alice to make it home and tell the stories of those who don't make it out alive. Captured and held by an enemy, Jasper clings to the words that will lead him home…Love, Alice

This is just where I'm going to post all my Sherlock crack fics that I'm be writing late at night. No set plot. Enjoy

Alice returns to Underland by means of a tragedy and chooses to stay. This is the story of the friend, the lover, the wife, the mother and the Champion she becomes there. NOW COMPLETE All 5 books of this series have been posted together here.

Hermione and Draco met long ago when they were young. A horrible accident left her parentless. Surprisingly, the Malfoys adopt her. Now, Hermione and Draco are going to Hogwarts. But will Draco continue to be the loving brother, or become something more?

Sequel to "what's the worst that could happen". Haruhi and Kyoya's oldest sons are now in high school and decide to start their own host club.

Jasper is a bodyguard for a prominent politician and he's forced to spend the summer with the senator's wife Alice and her two daughters. A/H

Haruhi is a princess, living with her father, the king. She has two close friends. What happens when she learns she has been betrothed since her birth? Last chapter up people : Thanks for sticking with the story and Enjoy :D xx

My mind's wonderings of a 'what if Crookshanks and Mrs Norris got it on' Read to find out! Just for fun!

UNEDITED, BUT GETTING THERE - Draco is set to marry his best friends sister by order of his mother, the catch is...they don't know who the bride is. DMHG

The war is over and Draco and Hermione's relationship is firmly in the past. But what will awaken when tragedy strikes once more at the heart of all they hold dear? H/Hr/D, AU. Major character death. M for later adult content. Sequel to 'Ethics.'

A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!

It's been five years since Team Rocket disbanded. It's been five years since James' death. Jessie is haunted by the past and the circumstances that James died under. Will she ever move on?

Hermione saves Draco at a battle, and suddenly, he's stuck in her head. He's in her dreams, in her classes, and happens to be sleeping only a room away. After all, people in stressful situations often fall in love. Draco/Hermione, Ginny/Blaise.

The Ministry of Magic forces eligible witches and wizards to marry their “ideal” match, Hermione Granger finds her world turned upside down, especially when she is marrying the most pompous, self centered man in the Wizarding World: Draco Malfoy. DM/HG

Hermione and Co. are looking for a Horcrux in freezing northern Canada. Separated from camp, Hermione is saved by someone who shouldn't have even been there. Trapped in a snowy Mansion, can Draco and Hermione find any common ground? Rated M for later chap

Hermione is home for the holidays and gets a nasty suprise! Time can tell what we can't, but we'll always have the memories...Right? *Now Complete* Sequel on way! Pick a name for the first sequel by doing the poll on my profile! Hurry! Times running out!

Hermione learns she is adopted and that her real family is a powerful bunch of pureblood wizards called the Magusons. She also finds out she has a brother: but when she meets them, they don't know who she is! And why is Draco suddenly interested in her?

His life was resting on a knife edge; the blade held firmly in fate’s fickle fist. And the only person he believed could save him from the inevitable was the girl he cruelly tormented for six long years. DMHG

7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.

The werewolf’s curse forces Draco to seek asylum from the Order. When Hermione gets a little too close and Draco bites a little too hard, the two are forever linked. Can they resist their new animal attraction or will Hogwarts be split in two? 6th Yr, M.

Ever wonder where it all started? Why don't she remember something from her past? This is a version that is fitting to Alice and how she is. The answers to all of the questions. From childhood to Jasper and the Cullens.

Alice thinks about the one thing she will never be able to give Jasper. A child.

Alice doesn't know how much longer she can go on, not knowing if Jasper will live or die. But, she may not have to wait much longer. All-Human.

James finds Jessie in a predicament niether saw coming.

a harrowing tale of star crossed lovers as they fight against a world that wont accept them with only love on their side mxfxmxowl. EXPLICIT

Hermione is tired of being just one of the guys but refuses let it change her. Fred takes notice of her and George helps. FredXHermione. Story takes place starting with OotP through the books and into post-Hogwarts era. Complete! R&R

Hermione Granger becomes a healer and her first assignment is a longterm patient in the permanent ward. What happens when she discovers her first patient is none other than the Draco Malfoy and he's... insane? Complete.

Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy were both running for Minister of Magic. Hermione was running because she wanted to make a difference, Draco was running to give her a headache. He didn't care about politics,so why was he running & why did it bother her so

Post Hogwarts. Draco sees Hermione at a fundraiser and bids on her for a date not knowing who she was. Lots of drama eventually and fluff. Completed story!

When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE