![]() Author has written 5 stories for Inuyasha, Anime X-overs, Yu Yu Hakusho, Sugar Sugar Rune, Shaman King, and Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch. Err does anyone even read profiles? -shrugs- oh well. I changed my pen name from Silver Jasmine Diamond to Sapphire Destiny Rose... meh... so yeah Name: You can call me Sapphire or Jasmine, my nee-chan calls me Phire or Fire-chan though for a nickname. Which ever is fine -shrugs- Age: I'm older than 10 year old but I'm younger than a 20 year old Birthday: Sometime in December Weight: I assure you I'm not fat and I'm not skinny either Height: I'm not very tall and I am not very short Country: Australia (I just moved along with my mum and sisters) Philipphines (This is the country that I come from and yes I can speak in Filipino) Deviantart: http:/// Hey Everyone, Bad news, I'm gonna have to delete my Tokimeki Memorial fic :( I know, I'm sorry for those who really liked it but I've lost interest in it thought if anyone's interested to adopt it then I'll see what I can do. Well now for the good news, I might be updating my Sugar Sugar Rune fic and might even post a Shaman King xover. Well keep your eyes out for it ;) Sapphire Destiny Rose Things I find Confusing on Inu Yasha and Fanfictions Alright guys, now I'm not flaming your fics or anything but I seriously gotta ask some stuff, Anyway; Here's the first topic Kagome's School Uniform; now people mostly write on how indecent Kagome looks like and how people think she's a whore or that, but here's the thing, Did you ever notice that there are normal people in Inuyasha that wear Yukatas that had shorter skirts and lower necklines? Yet people just look at them like its notmal or something so I don't really get what people say about Kagome's uniform being indecent. Alright, now next topic: Kagome being a Shikon Miko Okay now people always write about Kagome being the only priestess to ever sense the Shikon no Kakera (a.k.a. Shikon Shards) Okay people now I remember Akago saying "I want you eyes because you can see the Shikon Shards." now I'm seriously confused about this, On the first episodes Kaede says that other pristesses can sense the shards and stuff and then here come Akago saying he needed Kagome's eyes to get the shards, So I asked myself 'Couldn't Naraku just find another priestess so he can see the shards?' I mean I know the Shikon came from Kagome's body and stuff... but I seriously still don't get it! Ow.. I think I have a headache now... Hmm, well thats all I have to say for now guys, now can someone answer my question on my topic about Kagome being a Shikon Miko? I'd be really greatful if someone answers this. Favorite Animes and Characters Inuyasha - Kagome, Seshomaru, Sango, Kaede, Rin, Kun-loon Higurashi, Granpa Higurashi and Souta Yu Yu Hakusho - Kurama and Youko, Hiei, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Shizuru, Koenma, Yukina, Jin, Touya and Genkai Ouran High Host Club - Kaoru, Hikaru, Tamaki, Kyouya, Hunny, Takashi and Haruhi Shaman King - Yoh, Amidamaru, Hao, Anna, Ren and Jun Naruto - Sasuke, Naruto, Itachi, Tsunade, Neji, Ino, Hinata, Tenten and Gaara Unposted Fanfics (don't you dare copy these I ideas because these are MINE only got it!? -ahem- other than that, please tell me if you want me to post them -smiles-) Title: Uta's cousin, The Shikon Miko Crossover: Inuyasha and Onegai My Melody Genres: romance, humor, fiction and drama Rated: T Main Pairings: Kagome/Jun and Uta/Kakeru Summary: The jewel was completed, her family were dead, Kagome decides to live with her cousins in her father's side of the family, the Yumeno's. Where she finds out that there are more weird things happening than with the Shikon no Tama and time traveling to the Feudal Era. Continous Fic Title: Spring Fairy, Milk Crossover: Inuyasha and A Little Snow Fairy, Sugar Genres: romance, humor and friendship Rated: K+ Main Pairings: Milk or Kagome/Turmeric Summary: Milk is a famous spring fairy with many fairy admirers from every place in the world. But to her friends, she known as Kagome; their sweet, understanding and friendly friend. She tolerates her fans' advances but what happens when it becomes too much? One-shot Title: Muglox Fairies Are Love's Bestfriend Crossover: Inuyasha and Mirmo! Genres: romance, humor, drama, comfort/hurt and friendship Rated: T Main Pairings: Kagome/Koichi Summary: Kagome Higurashi, Also known as Kagome Matsutake, Kaoru Matsutake's twin sister. Kagome thinks that her paranormal days are over, but what happens when she spots a cute little blue wearing, lavander haired muglox trying to get a marshmallow? One-shot Title: Meet Kagome Lawliet, L's sister Crossover: Inu Yasha and Death Note Genres: romance, suspense, mystery, drama and friendship Rated: T, can possibly turn M though Main Pairings: Kagome/Near or L/Kagome/Near and Mello/Matt Summary: After getting the message from the second Kira, L recalls somethings that his sister told him about the paranormal, he then decides to place her in the case, as well as his successors and decides that whomever gets to help more in solving the case shall be his main successor. What happens to the Kira investigation now? Continues Fic Female Come Backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Man: I know how to please a woman Man: I can tell you want me If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost Girls, repost this as: Female Come Backs Things To Do at Walmart When Your Bored As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!" Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave." Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!" Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!" In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time. Play with the automatic doors. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bed department. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say, "Hm... I thought the customer was always right!" Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics. Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you can make. Tune all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Housewares and see what happens. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Things To Do In an Elevator When Bored Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!". On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!" Meow occasionally Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!" Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. Leave a box between the doors. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. Say "Ding!" at each floor. Lean against the button panel. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." Announce to the person stood next to you "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?" Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plumment to the floor, what do you think will happen?" Pretend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault you killed your family. It was SATAN, damm you SATAN! DAMN YOU!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened. Scratch yourself excessively saying "fucking headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much" Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. You get in, get your paper out and sit and relax Start to talk about your sexlife. Tell them that all of your three children were concived in this very lift. And point and say "it was up against that wall" Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them you need the money to feed your ten starving children back home in Estonia Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!" Let your mobile phone ring - don't answer it. Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being burried alive. Ah those were the days" On entering, ask the passengers "Will you be my fwiend?". Burst into tears if they say no. Stop the lift and say "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in a lift after being out for two hours. Just my luck!" Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speach into a headset "this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over" Announce in a computer like voice "this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 ...oh heres my floor" Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others dont As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. Insist, the lift ride costs £2.50 Pretend to be a flight attendant (particularly affective if you are dressed like one), instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency Challenge the guy stood next to you to a "thumb war". Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "it is time..." Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming "Die you bastard, die DIIEEE!" Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. Dress up as a bellboy and ask them what floor they want and press the wrong one. When they try to correct you, spit,"are you trying to say i cant do my job?!' Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. Women Men are like a fine wine |