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![]() Author has written 7 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and A Certain Slant of Light. Okay Brief Summery Of Myself: My name actually is Annabeth (Cool right)?! Thus pointing out that I am a girl! I wear glasses and I hate, repeat HATE, them! I've read the PJO series like 40,000 times and I cried when I finished TLO. (I'm so obsessed that I forced my mom to get up early on the day it came out to buy it for me)! My BFF Chloe, and me are the most addicted Percabeth shippers, PJO lovers, Rachel haters, Ninjas, and Percabeth lovers again people in this world! I have writing and drawing right up there with breathing and blinking If you ever see me you'll know who I am because I have awesomeness radiating off of me I love running track (crushed the mile 400m race records this year!) The average woman swallows a gallon of lipstick a year (that might not be true but it sounds true right)?(Nothing to do with me other than the fact that I'm good at making stuff up... sorta...) I am completely afraid of spiders (Annabeth... spiders... ring a bell...?) - Awesomeness Quotes - "Don't I get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition, right?" - Percy Jackson, The Last Oympian. "Go chase a donut!' - Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters "I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant ' Eat my pants!'" - Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief "Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues." -Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief "New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson, Battle of the Labyrinth "I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson, TBotL "That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters "With great power, comes the great need to take a nap.- Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian "Couldn't I just wear something other than sandals. No offense." -Percy Jackson, The Last Olympian Words of wisdom: Killers stab you in the head Boys stab you in the heart Friends stab you in the back But BEST friends don't carry knives (All true, all true) OK more stuff about me that I decided to tell you! I blink a bunch of times a day (Doesn't everyone?) For any of you who've read the stories of Lilkerschi, she is my sister, so don't mess with her! And Chloe and I have Camp Half-Blood necklaces And if you have any complaints, I just graduated from the University of I Don't Care (I made that up, aren't I so cool?!) Now for some of my favorite 'copy and paste this onto your profile if...' You think the kids should just give the bunny his darn Trix already You cried when you finished TLO You've read every book in the PJO series at least 5 times You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth Every school notebook you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page You're in love with a fictional character (PERCY JACKSON) You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times (and shouted out "You don't just go off and get married, Poseidon!" When you read that he is married to Amphitrite) You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. (He laughed at me!! So rude!!) There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas (so sad and true). You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for the majority of your middle school life. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events (That has happened to me You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.(Not me.) You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You think of creative names for Zeus such as GreeceLightning! Get it?!? Greece-Grease? You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena). You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, TLO, PJO and Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS (My friend Athena is When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!” You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. ~You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. ~You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" |