Me: HEY everybody! WHAT'S UP!!

Marlyn: Dude, it's the sky. That's what's up.

Me: o.0 What are you doing here?

Marlyn: To bug you.

Me: -takes out Marlyn's crowbar and throws at Marlyn's head- Well now that the being formally known as Marlyn has been taken care off, time to check out my profile.

Name: Laura

Age: 20

And that's all ya get.

Interest: art, anime, manga, music, reading, video games . . . can't think of anything else...

Dislikes: my Bestfriend's ex's and current boyfriend (They are all a bunch of losers), This asshole named Trever Coll. . . the list is too long.

RANDOM QUOTES FROM MY LIFE-Be prepared for stupidity and idiocy courtesy of my friends and I-

Marlyn: Dude, you stole my bracket things

Me: Marlyn get lost -closes door on Marlyn- now let the randomness continue!

Caroline: Oh boy.

ATHEISM

The belief that nothing happened to nothing, then something happened to nothing, then nothing turned into something, which became self-replicating bits that became dinosaurs . . .@_@

. . . MAKES PERFECT SENSE! :Marlyn

Joseph while playing brawl:

-'Stop blowing me, dude!'
-'Stop sucking me'

Peter In art class

-'In China,when a person dies, we use paper to make flowers to remember them.'
-'In China, the colour red is lucky, while white is unlucky.'

Marlyn

-'Lucas is my loli-con buddy.'
-'Brandon is an old fart trapped in a young perverts body.'

Mr. Speare

-I was more aesthetically pleasing than the other guy
-When anything in the theatre goes wrong its Alba's fault even if he's not here

In set design class while working in C.P.T. groups

Marlyn: Laura?

Me: Yeah,what is it?

Marlyn:Why don't you, Winda and I ever fight?

Me: What . . . because we work fine together. . .

Marlyn: But the other groups fight!

Me: So, what?

Marlyn: I wanna fight too!

Me: Shut up, Marlyn.

In art class, during art history

Sam: His son died?

Me: Yeah.

Sam: Died of what?

Marco:Died of death.

Me: o.0

Mrs. Czyreska: Guys.

In theatre after performance

Me: Finally, were done.

Richard: Richard, Marlyn and Laura gain 10 experiences points.

Marlyn: Upgrade to level 4.

Me: Weren't we already at level 4.

Richard: Yeah, but we died and forgot to save.

Me:WTF?

Marlyn: Guys we are such losers.

Richard: Yup.

Me:Unfortunately.

In English Class

Samantha: Child, you're crazy.

Me: Thanks, what was your first clue

In Art Class, during Art History

Ms.Czyreska: If you could walk into this painting, what would you hear?

Sam: Buk bak!

Marco: What! Why would you say that?

Me: WTF?

Ms.Cyzreska: No, Sam.

Sam: What? This painting looks like there would be chickens running around.

Everyone in class: . . . .

In Caffeteria

Me: We need to have a talk with Caroline.

Marlyn: Dude, she's spending too much time with Lucas and Brandon.

Christina: We need to keep her away from those two.

Me: Why?

Maryln:Yeah we do. Both guys go from strange-to-creeper-to-pediphial.

Me: o.0

In Hallway

Anthony aka Strawberry-Ichi-: I have an exam now.

Caroline: Then go, hurry up.

Anthony: See ya.

Me: Good luck failing!

Anthony: Thanks.

In Graphic Design

Emilia: Do they all wear salior moon offits in Japan?

Christina: That's the uniform in alot of schools.

Emilia: That's so cute!

Me: Sailor suit, sailor suit, rice ball alien in a sailor suit.

Emilia: . . . .

Christina: What?

In World History class

Mr. Attenborough: Ah, here you go Ashleigh this should be a good invention for you.

Ashleigh:-looks at paper. . . PREGNACY TEST- Sir what, what are you implying?

Alexia: Hey it's better then what I got - looks at paper . . . PROSTITUTION-

Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah -continues on for a couple minutes-

Mr. Attenborough:What? These are great Mesopotamian inventions, it's fasanating.

Me: On the ground still laughing- Sir

In Caffeteria

Me:Allesandro!

Allesandro: Hey Laura! Finally see Sara she didn't get lost

Sara: I said she was probably just late.

Me:Fooooood!!

Allesandro: I eat your eye balls.

Me: Are you going to hand over the food or what?

Allesandro: ... Here

Me:Yay! I love you!

Sara: Wow! That's all it takes.

Me: Food is the way to a girl's heart.

Sara: Isn't that for guys?

Me: Nope, it's their Kiwi's for them.

Sara & Allesandro: O.o

In The Computer Loft

Joseph: Laura come look at this.

Me: Reads-There are 20 angels in this world
10 are sleeping
9 are playing
1 is reading this

Joseph: I thought this was kind of cute

Me:Reads- 1 is reading this- Ya that meeee... No wait I wouldn't be the 1 reading this

Joseph: Looks at me

Me:Cause I'd be one of the ones sleeping

Joseph & I:LOL

In World History class

Mr. Attenborough: Uh Miss Burdi what is that thing sticking out of your shirt

Me:My Ipod...

Mr. Attenborough: Why is it in there?

Me: So I don't lose it.

Maria: Sir why are looking there!

Whole Class:lol

Ashleigh:Oh diss.

Me: Sir

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North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(X) You were bullied a lot in your childhood(Yes damn snobbish bastards)
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.(LOVE My People's Food!!!!)
(X) You're very happy-go-lucky(depends, if something made me happy...not usually)
() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
(X) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
(X) You're a good artist(Yes I love art)
(X)You can be clumsy(...you have noo idea)
() You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation(HELL NO)

(6/10) for North Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

(X) You love tomatoes(mmmmhhh Tomatoes)
(X) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot(... What I cursed like a sailor!! God damn it shut up bastards)
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
(X)You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people.
() You rely on people too much(NOO Suff-sufficiant since childhood)
() You would surrender in a war situation (Hell noo bring it on)
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning(not horrible just really lazy)

(5/10) for South Italy

Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favourite foods.(-.- NOO)
() You like to walk dogs/your dog
(X) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.(...Igo to an art school what do you expect)
()You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T (... HELL NO!!)
() You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
()You work very hard too hard...
(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
(X) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(X) You've had issues with money once or twice (...UH yeah maybe)

(4/10) for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(X) You're very mature.(When I feel like it)
()You think everything over before saying it.
(X) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
(X) You isolated yourself during childhood (Yes I don'tlike people much they are annoying)
(X) You became very successful in a short amount of time( Hell Yes!!!)
() You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(X) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
(X) You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people( Pffft Just ask my Best friend's current annoying boyfriend)

(8/10) for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

() You love hamburgers
(X) You think you're awesome(Hell ya I am!!!! I'm the most awesome person ever!!!)
() You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films(Yes!!! Espacially when I'm not paying!!)
(X)You can seem to be very brash to other people(...maybe)
(X) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business(...maybe)
() You're terrified of ghosts
(X) You know aliens exist(THEY DO EXIST ANDTHEY WILL GET ALL NON-BELIEVERS!!)
(X) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time(Do sweaters and jackets count cause I wear those constantly they're like my second skin)
(X) You wear glasses

(7/10) for America

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(X) You like tea(It's is one of my addictions)
(X) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid(you have no idea)
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical(... my mom complains about that all the time)
() Your cooking is awful (hey only when I don't pay attention!!!)
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(X) You have tried doing black magic before(Does trying to curse a bunch of bullying snobs count?)
() You get drunk quite easily.
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
(X) You're good at embroidery( I think)

(6/10) for UK

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

() You're very affectionate
(X) You think you have a great fashion sense (When I feel like or am going out)
(X) You like wine (Yup Italian's are known for their excellent wine)
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
() You love red roses
() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
(X) You're very proud of yourself ( what I have a big ego!!)
(X) You love culture and the arts (Proud muticultural artist!!)
() You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

(4/10) for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

(X) You had a very sad childhood.(YES!!! people suck and the kids I grew up with are a bunch of spoiled brats)
() You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
(X) You wear a scarf all the time
() You love sunflowers
(X)You love vodka(it is soo good mixed in punch!!!)
(X) You can seem intimidating to other people
(X) You're very strong
() You have a big nose
(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(7/10) for Russia

China (Wong Yao)

(X) You're very mature (I can be be but usually choose not to)
() You're very superstitious
() You're very religious
(X) You love pandas(They are SO Adoreable!!!! I have one - waves stuffed panda bear-)
() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
(X) You love Hello Kitty(LOVE!!!)
() You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
(X) You work hard
(X) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets (MMMMhhh sweets -leaves to go get sweets-)

(6/10) for China

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(X) You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite(When it's convenient for me)
() You love classical music
(X) You like cake(OH MY GODZ I LUV MY CAKE!!!!!)
() You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
() You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
() You've composed music before
(X) You tend to call people 'morons' (Uh Ya espacially if they deserve it)
(X) You wear glasses

(6/10) for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
(X) You look younger than you actually are
(X) You love hockey
(X) You love polar bears(I F*$#ing love Polar Bears!!!!!!)
(X) You hate fighting(Depends what I'm fighting for if it's not important than I hate to fight for it but if it is be perpared for an ass kicking)
(X)You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
(X) You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated
(X) You're bilingual
() You always carry a bear with you

(9/10) for Canada

Cuba(...What he has no name yet!)

() You smoke
(X) You're very physically strong
(X) You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
() You like hot weather
(X) You can be very friendly from time to time
(X)You look very tough on the outside
(X) You make a very nice role-model
() You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(6/10) for Cuba

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

(X) You have a potty-mouth(HAHAYou have no idea)
(X)You like to wear flowers in your hair (Sometimes when it matches my outfit)
(X) You used to be a very tough kid(HEHEHe still am ...come on try me if you don't believe me)
(X) You're very reliable(Only when I feel like it)
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy(Mess with any of my friends and I break your face just ask my best friends jerk of an ex boyfriend)
() You're very faithful
(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike( Tom boy through and through)
() You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next(Damn Straight!)
(X) If someone yells that yaoi is goingon somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.(OMG!!!! WHERE!?!?!?)

(8/10) for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

(X) You're quite mean-spirited(He is being mean again)
(X) You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
(X) You're very good at tactics (NOOO How could anyone aside from Prussia hate Russia!? He's sooo cool!)
() You hate Russia
(X) You love to fight people
() You can avoid marriages quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
(X)You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger

(8/10) for Prussia

Who's your friend and who's your best friend?

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry.

Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on.

Friend: comes and visits you in jail.
Best Friend: is sitting with you in the jail cell saying "holy crap that was fun"

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes themself at home

Friend: picks you up when you fall
Best Friend: laughs at you and trips you again

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!