Hello Starshine! The Earth says 'Hello...'

Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

‘FINE’ is an acronym for Fucked up, Idiotic, Neurotic, and Emotional. I am very fine, thank you.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird.

"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?"

- Albert Einstein

“Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?"

- Ernest Gaines

"The ease and use of an mp3 and an iPod is all well and good and it's convenient and affordable. But without moving parts I think people are losing the beauty and the romance of music. It's becoming invisible."

- Jack White (of the White Stripes)

Most of the time I enjoy the more... out-there ships because I love seeing how author's can take characters and make something out of them, that hadn't been there before! Most of the time it's utter crap, but that's fanfiction. :)

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

If Advil, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

They laugh because we're losers... We laugh because they just figured it out.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

I would tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really do not want to see you everyday.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you... The Show!