I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one"
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIRCRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm a PORTUGUESE girl so I must have a mustache
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore, I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick
I'm PORTUGUESE so I must be cheap
I am WICCAN, so I MUST worship the DEVIL
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I'm Catholic so I must hate non-catholics
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm anti-social, I MUST be forever DAMNED
I'm GERMAN so I MUST hate every Jewish person I see
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST be exceedingly butch
I CUT so I MUST want to die
I'm FEMININE so I must be straight and easy
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I don’t always want to talk, so I MUST hate the world

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bed room for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Pass this on if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Mark the ones you've seen. There are 270 films on this list. Copy this list, go to your own facebook account, paste this as a note. Then, put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show

(x) Grease

( ) Grease 2

(x) Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest

(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End

( ) Boondock Saints

( ) Fight Club

( ) Starsky and Hutch

( ) Blazing Saddles

Total so far: 5

( )The Neverending Story

( ) The Neverending Story II

(x) The Neverending Story III

( ) Airplane!

(x) The Princess Bride

( ) Willow

(x) Anchorman

(x) Napoleon Dynamite

(x) Labyrinth

Total so far: 10

( ) Saw

( ) Saw II

( ) Saw III

( ) Saw IV

( ) Saw V

( ) White Noise

( ) White Oleander

(x) Anger Management

(x) 50 First Dates

Total so far: 12

(x) The Princess Diaries

(x)The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

(x) Scream

(x) Scream 2

(x) Scream 3

( ) I Know What You Did Last Summer

( ) I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

( ) The Shining

( ) Candyman

( )Stand By Me

Total so far: 17

(x) Scary Movie

(x) Scary Movie 2

( ) Scary Movie 3

( ) Scary Movie 4

( ) Resident Evill 1

( ) Resident Evil 2

(x) American Pie

( ) American Pie 2

( ) American Wedding

( ) American Pie Band Camp

Total so far: 20

(x) Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

(x) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

(x) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

(x) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

(x) Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

(x) The Wedding Singer

( ) Little Black Book

(x) The Village

(x) Lilo & Stitch

(x) Finding Nemo

Total so far: 27

(x) Finding Neverland

(x) Signs

(x) The Grinch

( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre

( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

(x) White Chicks

( ) Butterfly Effect

(x) 13 Going on 30

(x) I, Robot

(x) Robots

Total so far: 34

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

( ) Universal Soldier

(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events

( ) Along Came Polly

( ) Deep Impact

( ) King Pin

( ) Never Been Kissed

(x) Meet The Parents

(x) Meet the Fockers

( ) Eight Crazy Nights

Total so far: 37

( ) Joe Dirt

(x) King Kong

(x) A Cinderella Story

(x) The Terminal

(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie

( ) Passport to Paris

(x) Dumb & Dumber

( ) Dumber & Dumberer

( ) Halloween

( ) Surviving X-MAS

Total so far: 42

(x) Final Destination

(x) Final Destination 2

( ) Final Destination 3

( ) The Ring

( ) The Ring 2

(x) Flubber

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle

( ) Practical Magic

( ) Chicago

( ) Ghost Ship

Total so far: 45

( ) From Hell

( ) Hellboy

( ) Secret Window

( ) I Am Sam

( ) The Whole Nine Yards

( ) The Whole Ten Yards

(x) The Day After Tomorrow

( ) Child's Play

(x) Seed of Chucky

( ) Bride of Chucky

Total so far: 47

(x) Ten Things I Hate About You

( ) Just Married

( ) Gothika

( ) Nightmare on Elm Street

( ) Remember the Titans

( ) Coach Carter

(x) The Grudge

(x) The Grudge 2

(x) The Mask

() Son Of The Mask

Total so far: 51

( ) Bad Boys

( ) Bad Boys 2

( ) Joy Ride

( ) Lucky Number Slevin

( ) Ocean's Eleven

( ) Ocean's Twelve

( ) Ocean's Thirteen

(x) Bourne Identity

(x) Bourne Supremacy

(x) Bourne Ultimatum

Total so far: 54

( ) Sixteen Candles

(x) Pretty in Pink

( ) Lone Star

( ) Bedazzled

( ) Predator I

( ) Predator II

( ) The Fog

(x) Ice Age

(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown

( ) Curious George

Total so far: 57

(x) Independence Day

( ) Cujo

( ) A Bronx Tale

( ) Darkness Falls

( ) Christine

(x) ET

( ) Children of the Corn

( ) My Boss's Daughter

(x) Maid in Manhattan \

(x) War of the Worlds

Total so far: 61

( ) Rush Hour

( ) Rush Hour 2

( ) Rush Hour 3

( ) Best Bet

( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

( ) She's All That

(x) Calendar Girls

( ) Sideways

( ) Mars Attacks

( ) Event Horizon

Total so far: 62

(x) Ever After

(x) Wizard of Oz

( ) Forrest Gump

( ) Big Trouble in Little China

(x) The Terminator

(x) The Terminator 2

(x) The Terminator 3

(x) X-Men

(x) X-2

(x) X-3: The Last Stand

Total so far: 70

(x) Spider-Man

(x) Spider-Man 2

(x) Spider-Man 3

(x) Sky High

( ) Jeepers Creepers

( ) Jeepers Creepers 2

(x) Catch Me If You Can

(x) The Little Mermaid

(x) Freaky Friday

( ) Reign of Fire

Total so far: 77

( ) The Skulls

( ) Cruel Intentions

( ) Cruel Intentions 2

(x) The Hot Chick

(x) Shrek

(x) Shrek 2

(x) Shrek the Third

( ) Swimfan

(x) Miracle on 34th street

( ) Old School

Total so far: 92

(x) The Notebook

( ) K-Pax

( ) Krippendorf's Tribe

( ) A Walk to Remember

( ) Ice Castles

( ) Boogeyman

(x) The 40-year-old Virgin

(x) The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

(x) The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

(x) The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Total so far: 97

(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

(x) Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

( ) BASEketball

( ) Hostel

( ) Waiting for Guffman

( ) House of 1000 Corpses

( ) Devils Rejects

(x) Elf

Total so far: 102

( ) Highlander

( ) Mothman Prophecies

( ) American History X

( ) Three

( ) The Jacket

( ) Kung Fu Hustle

( ) Shaolin Soccer

( ) Night Watch

(x) Monsters Inc.

(x) Titanic

Total so far: 104

(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail

(x) Shaun Of the Dead

( ) Willard

( ) High Tension

( ) Club Dread

(x) Hulk

(x) Dawn Of the Dead

(x) Hook

(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe

( ) Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

Total so far: 110

( ) 28 days later

( ) Orgazmo

( ) Phantasm

( ) Waterworld

( ) Kill Bill vol 1

( ) Kill Bill vol 2

( ) Mortal Kombat

( ) Wolf Creek

( ) Kingdom of Heaven

(x) The Hills Have Eyes

Total so far: 111

( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman

( ) The Last House on the Left

( ) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace

( ) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones

( ) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith

( ) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope

( ) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back

(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi

( )Ewoks Caravan Of Courage

( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor

Total so far: 112

( ) Re-Animator

( ) Army of Darkness

(x) The Matrix

(x) The Matrix Reloaded

(x) The Matrix Revolutions

( ) Animatrix

( ) Evil Dead

( ) Evil Dead 2

(x) Team America: World Police

(x) Ghost town

Total so far: 80

( ) Red Dragon

(x) Silence of the Lambs

(x) Hannibal

( ) Wall-E

(x) Batman Begins

(x) The Dark Knight

( ) The Prestige

(x) Cars

(x) Gone With The Wind

( ) Top Gun

Total seen: 124

I really want to watch the Star-wars films, I feel like I've let my inner nerd down...AND WHY DID THEY HAVE NONE OF THE STAR TREK FILMS!? I've seen all of those! Any one who read that would never believe I was a teenage girl D: YAYAYAYAY NERDISM :)