Title;; Ten ways note passing is bad (Possibly more.)
Authors;; xhauntedpassionx && Moosxaxlot
Summary;; When boredness ensues, the Marauders sit back for a little note passing. RLSB slightly mentioned. Don't like? Don't look.
Disclaimer;; I could wish upon the stars every night and I still wouldn't own Harry Potter.
Italics are Sirius.
Underlined are Peter.
Bold is Remus.
Normal is James.
God am I bored.
What is Professor Binns even talking about..?
You guys should really pay attention. It might come up on a test one day.
Who cares Moony?
There's a test?! When?
He didn't mean right now, Padfoot.
Good job Peter. Being smarter than Padfoot. You deserve a hero cookie.
A hero cookie?
Yes. A hero cookie. And then I will steal Wormtail's hero cookie.
What? No hero cookie for the most gorgeous man in school?
P-Prongs... Why say I get a cookie if you just plan to take it? Moony! Make him be nice!
Padfoot Padfoot Padfoot...No hero cookie for you. You get a 'special' cookie.
Prongs, be nice and don't steal hero cookies.
But I am nice! Look at this innocent face.
Pft. More like horrifying face.
My poor cookie.
Careful Jamesie, Wormtail might wet himself.
Gross... Wormy, don't wet yourself.. please
Give him back the damn imaginary cookie then!
Come on Remmy-kins. There is no point whatsoever in having imaginary cookies. Imaginary cupcakes though... thats a different story. Right Padfoot?
You guys are idiots...
No, Moons. He's bloody brilliant. I love imaginary cupcakes.
Moony, I'm scared!
No, you're Wormtail.
Okay.. whatever, Padsy.
You're always scared, Wormy.
And that joke had gotten old a long long time ago, Sirius.
A-A-Am not!
No joke is ever old with -dun-dun-dun-dunnn- Sirius Black!
Even stuttering when writing a damn note. Tsk tsk tsk.
Right Sirius... and I'm Dumbledore.
R-Remus... No... -faints-
Moony... You have -got- to be joking.
Wow... you guys really can't take Remmy's sarcasm.
Since when do you call me Remmy?
Since... Uhh...
What are you doing, James! He's MY Remmy! -glare-
Uhm... AWKWARD! -hides under book-
Bitch Please, you know Remmy-kins is all up in here
Uhh... I agree with Peter... very awkward. Very awkward indeed -hides behind quill-
BASTARD! -attacks James-
Eep!
-is attacked- Grr!
Umm... I'm just going to... pay attention to the teacher...
Remmy! Tell him you're -mine-!
-deer in headlights look-
Since when am I anybodys? O.o
Since I decided to make you mine...
Who's am I then?
Obviously Sirius wants your body to damn bad... Oh well, I have Evans.
Umm...
Shut the fuck up, Potter.
-promptly faints-
Damned right you have Evans.
Oooo... Touchy today Sirius?
Was I the only one who realized that Peter just fainted? Wait.. nope... everyone is looking at us now...
O.O
By the time poor Peter had passed out of pure fright, the entire class had taken to watching the Marauders. Sirius and James sat glaring daggers and Remus looked confused while Peter looked... unconscious..? Because he was. Anyway, the four ended up with detentions.
The moral here? Be nice to strange people with funny hats.