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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

And thanks to Will-Alwys-Luv-Jace92 I've:

Conqured El Toro and Survived the Kingda Ka!!

If you don't know what those are they are the record breaking roller coasters. And also the stupidest things I've ever done in my life. One piece of advice...

DO IT!! GO ON THEM BOTH!!

You won't know fear until you do!!

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Whatever It Takes by xashamaley reviews
They both knew what they were doing was wrong and they were both cheating, But they were falling in love. But when Bella falls pregnant...together Bella and Edward's secret relationship is over and out and the open. How will they deal? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,161 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scavenger Hunting: Cullen Style by IsabellaMarieSwan-Cullen1234 reviews
What happens when school is cancelled and Alice drags everyone to the mall? Stripper Poles, Rotten Bananas, and Emmett being crazy involved! Just what are Mike Newton and Jessica Stanley doing in the mall? Canon Pairings E/B J/A Em/R Car/Esm First'fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,191 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella, Alice
A Misplaced Call by FLPotter Girl reviews
Bella is moving to Forks and tries to call her dad when instead she reaches Edward's number. R&R. Rated T for some language and a couple breif refrences.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,500 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 5/24/2008
Torn Between Differences by Lys-Rayn reviews
CHANGING SUMMARY! Bella's family was murdered by the enemy werewolf tribe. She Befriends Alice and fell in love with Edward. And there is a secret which involves Bella's true being. god I'm rambling.... RxR People!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,007 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
And The World Spins Madly On by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
In a world filled with betrayal, secrecy, lies, and baby-mama drama, can everyone’s favorite couples finally find true love? Canon pairings. ALL HUMAN. M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,559 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
s t a r l i g h t by xylia89 reviews
What if Jacob had imprinted on Bella the first time he saw her? Before he’d realized what he really was, before he’d understood what werewolfs and imprints really were? What if he had to watch as his one true love fell in love with hers?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,677 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 3,610 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
My Dirty Little Secret by relapse-relax reviews
INDEFINATE HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,868 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Paris and Juliet by IPreferVerticallyChallenged reviews
Another Edward leaves and Bella gets changed fic. But this one is Jake/Bella. Jake lovers only.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,435 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
Black Silver, Missing Love by Dark Winged Angel AnkokuSama reviews
After New Moon. It's been 100 yrs and everyone thinks Bella is dead, but what happens when the Cullen family find her again, with a new family, a motorcycle, and lead gutarist and singer of a band? Everyones in London and Bella has amazing powers EXB L8ER
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,516 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Failure Is Not An Option, A Mission Of Love by Will-alwys-Luv-Jace92 reviews
Bella is an agent in the CIA and is assigned to protect Edward, a vamp with more than enough enemies. What if she signs up for more than she can handle and discovers secrets that could end her life? did she expect to fall in love too? EXB, AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Edward, Bella
Unexpected Child by MysticaWarrior reviews
An orphaned child ran away from where she came from, and believes she's old enough to fend for herself. As she tried to steal from the wrong pair, her life shifts madly.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,903 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008
Twisted Transistor by Wolf-Girl-Loves-WareWolf reviews
New moon. What is Edward doing, is James still after him. The end of New moon approaches! Please read and review! This story is Twisted, expect weird things. Some names are spelled wrong I know, it was my old comp my new one spells rightly. RxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 117,593 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Run by twiroselight reviews
MY version of what will happen to Edward and Bella set right where Eclipse ends . The preface is from Jacobs point of view the rest of the story will be from Bella's and no it isn't a Bella/ Jacob story. suck at summaries, sorry. I hope you like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,657 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Goodbye, Jacob Black by iTrippedandfellforyou reviews
AU: What if Jacob Black, the man who loathes 'filthy bloodsuckers', became one? What if he fell in love, and this time not with Bella? And what kinds of problems will arise? Even if you don't like Jake, give it a try. You might like it... DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,701 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Jacob, Irina
Dead or Alive? by minimeyer reviews
What would happen if the Cullens found the Twilight Saga? Chaos would threaten our favorite character's lives. **HUGE TWIST!** Not very long, but I put a lot in my chapters. R&R! Pwease?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,917 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008
Time and Time Again by ILOVEJAMES3 reviews
Bella's old friends from Phoenix come down and hang out with the Cullens. Very funny! Please review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,700 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008
The Many Layers of a Dress by MkGrays reviews
Lovely dresses & gossip Bella had to endure it her whole life. Her exceeding brother and her proper sister, but how much is too much? How much longer until Bella takes a slip into the forbidden wild where she meets the mysterious man with the copper hair?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,029 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008
The Cullen's trip to WalMart by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
The Cullens move to a new town in Montana and decide to let the people there know that the Cullen Family is in town... by playing pranks in Wal-mart. This is about 70 years after Bella has been married to ewdard and changed into a vampire. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
Viva Las Vampires by Taffy Isabella reviews
Alice has a vision of the Cullen 'teens' going to Vegas for a week. Vampires, meet Vegas. Vegas, meet the Vampires.! BD spoilers. Rated M, for certain chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,824 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Alice, Bella
Swing Life Away by Bananapenguin reviews
Bella is moving to Forks to live with her mother's best friend Elizabeth and her son Edward. One memory haunts Bella's mind, will she be able to learn to live and love again? Can Edward teach her when he has never loved anyone himself? DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,352 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007
The Cullen Bet by Truelove 4ever reviews
Emmett makes a mistake that gets the boys in trouble. What will the girls do to take advantage of the situation? First FF so please review! Criticism is welcome and appreciated!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,421 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008
We All Fall Down by amandasd10 reviews
When Bella slips and falls, Edward takes her to Carlisle. But Carlisle finds something way more surprising to add to Bella's diagnosis. Sucky summary. Temporary title; I don't want to give too much away. All normal couples. Any suggestions on title?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,492 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008
Spying on the Teacher by Arbies reviews
No matter how tricky and sneaky those two girls are, we were bound to get caught. Our plan had failed, and here we were, sitting on a black leather couch. It was official: we were screwed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,446 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Bundle of Joy by lolimobsessed reviews
Bella's pregnant, yupp thats right, now she has to break the news to Edward. How will he take it? Find Out! First fanfic, be nice in your reviews. I dont own twlight. Tons of Alice fun. BxE AxJ EmxR CxE CHAPTER 15 IS UP! R&R Some characters OOC sometimes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,447 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett try not to touch anything! by Another Cullen Girl reviews
Originally for a challenge. About one of Alice's wacky plans, she wants to have a scavenger hunt at 11:30 p.m.-with a twist! Funny! A little OOC, but in a good way. The story is over, but not finsihed
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,218 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
Bella's new life by starry-luchia reviews
What if Bella was 'killed' by James, and Edward was depress about it. But a 100 years later he saw someone who was like Bella but she is a vocalist in a famous band and that she is also a VAMPIRE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008
Rose Thorns by Lily Turtle reviews
Because sometimes, love hurts. Because it can challenge. Because it can turn on itself. Because love is a force and a superpower, and not an option. And because it will test Edward and Bella to their utmost limits. Even roses have thorns...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 147,827 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Next July Fools Day by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
SEQUEL TO JULY FOOLS DAY? Bella's a big bad vamp now, and she's got a few tricks up her sleeve. With a new power and newborn superstrength, anything can happen. And you can rest assured that something will.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,449 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
Wishes by KelseyXDD reviews
Bella is the new rebel in Forks High. When popular jock Edward wants to know her better, Bella tries to keep her distance. What happens when Edward sweeps her off her feet? Can Bella keep away any longer? ExB. Rated T. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,753 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Awakening by ashley-anne-cullen reviews
Isabella Marie Swan marries Edward Anthony Cullen, and gets turned into a vampire by him. What life awaits her? Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,507 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008
The Lunchroom Diaries by Tragic Alchemy reviews
Random conversations between Edward and Bella at the lunch table. What's the topic for discussion today?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
Promises Kept And Broken by twilight1313 reviews
Bella and Edward think they have it made. They're getting married and are going to live happily ever after. Right? Wrong. What happens when Tanya's family intervenes? Will the wolves get involved? Will Bella and Edward stay together? You never know....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,089 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008
Memories by starfireash reviews
Bella can play with people's memories. she can remember everything from everyone else's lives. everyone's except her own. the only thing she remember's is her name and the fact that she was in love... but with who?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,564 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008
Not So Secret Anymore by Soon-to-be Mrs. Tom Kaulitz reviews
Edward Mike and Jake have been friends forever. Bella is the prettiest girl on campus. When they cross paths, an unlikely relationship is formed. But between who? What do the other two think? And WHAT is Alice doing with that banana! OOC-human-R&R 1st fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,215 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
All Around Me by CrazyKayla reviews
Its been a year since Edward left, Bella is now 19 and guess what! She's famous! For singing of all things, but Bella's songs are a little out there and when she has a concert she sees him. Will they fall in love again? Or will he leave? Will she? T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008
Vampire Online Chat by yuna9988 reviews
What starts off as an innocent chat between Bella and Edward, soon starts to heat up. Is Edward sexy enough? Will Bella survive the chat? Will Jacaob ever come back on? Will Alice find that rabb- oops, wrong story. Read and find out! Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Was In Deep by poisonedbirth reviews
Chaos ensues when Bella is attacked by a drunk, but this time, she attacks back! What will happen? What will the Cullens do? And what exactly is Mike doing here? Set after Eclipse. Give it a shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,464 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Bella - Complete
Storm by MonkeyMojo reviews
Currently being rewritten. The plot is not changing, but the POV is. Warnings: Abuse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Let Sleeping Bella's Lie by your royal highness reviews
While Edward is out hunting with Jasper, Emmett is in charge of watching Bella while she sleeps. EdwardXBella, EmmettXRosalie, AliceXJasper, BellaXEmmett friendship Three-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
A Life Without You by edwardsbaby4eva reviews
After Edward left, Bella lands herself in a coven, entirely made up of girls. She's a completely diff Bella though, in love with parties and clubs. So much more confidence. WAY more interesting and fun than it sounds, promise. Give it a try please! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008
Bella's big surprise by Sophia24 reviews
It's bella and Edward's wedding night and Bella recieves an unexpected surprise. Sequel now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,345 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Zoo Keeper Em by Will-alwys-Luv-Jace92 reviews
SEQUEL TO Whats Up With Emmett? Emmett gets bored again so of course he is going to bother Bella. What happens when he leads her and Edward to the zoo and unleashes all mayhem?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,254 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008
First Light by HorsesAndLove reviews
Bella and Edward head forward with wedding plans, however an unexpected visit from the Volturi changes everything. Bella must pretend to be in love with Jacob, planning to marry a werewolf, seeing as they are the only humans who know about vampires. They
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,127 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
The Physical Fitness Test by Rissohma reviews
Forks has it's first Physical Fitness Test with Bella and all of the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
This Is Serious by IWormthruBooks24 reviews
Before I explain myself, first let me explain myself.... What if I told you that what you read in those Twilight books were true and that I, Isabella Marie Swan, am a real person. What if I told you that this is my story on how things realy went down...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,608 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Laughing Stream by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
Bella and the Cullen's discover the secret of Note Passing and AIM. What fun will they have? What trouble will they get into? Bach, the Bleach Monster, Exploding COOKIES! Read on to find out :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
The Killing Moon by vnfan reviews
Edward's darker side speaks. "She is ours. One of us will have our way sooner or later. What is unsure is whether it will be a time to love or a time to kill."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
breaking dawn by edwardismyhusband reviews
Bella has finally become a vampire,but things didnt get any better.The volturi are interfering with her life,plus she meets Alexander,an ancient vampire who has the power to manipulate minds.Will he able to affect the love between our heroins? FND OUT
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2008
It's Over by MalesForTwilight reviews
A Twilight poem. It's reallyyyy short, but its good. R&R this has been changed to two Twilight poems. The title is because of the first poem listed.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Bella - Complete
A Twilight Surprise by bellamari reviews
A few months after the wedding, Bella starts acting strangely but, no, she hasn't been changed into a vampire yet. What could be the cause of this? Is she, or rather, are they prepared for what's about to be uncovered? Will it bring happiness, or will it
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008
U rated film, X rated guests by loza-ma-main-man reviews
The Cullens plan a prank on some school 'friends' in an empty cinema. This one takes some serious planning, but Edward doesn't want to play. How will they stop him being a killjoy, and who will their guests be? Usual couples, quite OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007
Broken Down In Bars and Bathrooms by KelliNicole reviews
Bella has a little rebellious stage when Edward leaves in New Moon. Warning: Drug use, sexual themes, and language! Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,088 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Moment of Pain, of Freedom by beautiful-bella reviews
Desperate to escape the pain Bella does the unimaginable.Can anyone help her set during the first month Edward left.I suck at summaries.Please R&R...rated T 4 some teen situations. . .hope you love it. . .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,122 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007
Getting the Cullens Good and Drunk by suxxxor reviews
Does just what it says on the label. Jacob's been drugging the local wildlife with alcohol so the Cullens are getting wasted. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,154 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008
Scruffy's Smile by belle4ever reviews
Isabella lost her brother Emmett a while back. She lives with the Volturi, and convinces them to let her go to New York for a vacation. She finds a family, and along come some enemies. She is forced to make a decision: love, or life?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007
Vampires on 'Vacation' by ForeverImmature reviews
MY FIRST FIC: squee! The Cullen family go to Denali. With Bella! We meet the mysterious clan, who are all rather interesting... and... beautiful.. R&R pleease xx
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,911 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Animals by MonkeyMojo reviews
So far, Roberto's point of view from The Room Of Doom.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2008
The Room Of Doom by MonkeyMojo reviews
The Cullens are invited to Volterra to observe a vampire reality television show... but they don't know just how much they will be participating. Then, just when things start looking up... BOOM. Now they're in a game show... Anybody want a tortoise? Mmm..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,861 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8497 - Favs: 7,756 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Roses of a Different Color by NightmareGlitter reviews
Ever since Yuki gave her blood to Zero, he has gotten worse. Now, incapacitated in her room, she is unable to ward of an attack from an unusual vampire. Will Kaname be able to save her and interpret his warning? Pairing undecided, RxR
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,612 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Tears of the Angels by KelliNicole reviews
The Cullens lose a very crucial member of their family. In response to IsabellaMarieCullen3214's challenge. : Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Trampoline by Chaotic-Cullen reviews
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you gave Emmett a trampoline? Two words: Poor Bella! Please read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Christmas with the Cullens by awesomelyme reviews
This is a random story about what Christmas would be like for Bella with the Cullens. Between Alice decorating and giving gifts the possibilities are endless. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,925 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
Don't Kill The Human by CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf reviews
What happens when a few humans are talking about 'tapping that' Rosalie around Emmett? Or stealing Jasper from Alice? Title explains everything. plz R&R! takes place in Hoquaim many years after Bella is changed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Cullen Hot Tub Truth or Dare! by grimmkimfaerytales reviews
What it says. Comissioned by the VMT Queens of Games and Skits, so you know it's good. Don't hate the player, baby! Story as is, sequel in progress. We are not Ms. Meyer. Reviews, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Bugs! by iVampire reviews
What happens when Bella, Rosalie, and Alice see a mosquito? CHAOS! It has lyrics in it, but is not a songfic. Rated K for one cuss word.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
And They Thought Vampires Ruled by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
They always knew Bella was different. But they can't even imagine just how different she really is. Something happens on her 18th birthday that will change her life forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,891 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
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The Game reviews
Just when you thought it was over, Emmett starts all over again, and we have another Truth or Dare story Thanks to those who commented on the last, here's another! Read the first one! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
How to Get Kicked Out of the Mall reviews
Emmett got bored, and decided to see how long it would take him to get kicked out of the mall. This can not be good at all. Post Truth or Dare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Emmett
Tears reviews
Jacob falls in love with new girl Skye, but will he loose her to the vampires like he did Bella? Have to read to find out! SkPOV mostly. Co-written by Will-alwys-luv-Jace92. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Jacob
Truth or Dare reviews
Emmett is bored. And nothing good comes of that. And this time its in the form of truth or dare Sequel:The Game is up!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete