BPOV:

I was sitting in Edward's volvo with Edward, Alice and Emmett, watching Mike approach the doors.

"Come on Bella," Edward whispered, "we have to get closer."

We quietly stepped out of the door and slipped quietly past the house and into the bushes.

Mike tapped on the door three times.

A blonde, pasty faced woman answered the door. Her hair was in a knotty ponytail and she looked like she'd been crying a lot.

Instantly, I felt a pang of guilty rush over me. It was my fault she had been crying.

As if feeling my guilty, Edward squeezed my hand gently.

I smiled at him and he smiled back and wrapped his hand around my shoulder and kissed my forehead.

I felt so warm, so content here with him. Edward. My soul, my one, my only.

I shook my head to get rid of the mooshyness in my head.

We had a game to concentrate on here.

"Hi, Rachel. My name is Mike Newton."

Rachel, so that's the womans name. Pretty.

"Hello Mike, how can I help you?" The woman replied.

"Well. I'm not exactly sure how to say this, so I'm just going to say it. Your boyfriend, Dave, he's having an affair."

Rachel gasped.

"But that's not all," Mike went on. "It's with me. We just had and do have this undying love for each other, it can't be controlled. It was our firey passion. And those looooong nights making love to each other, it just felt right!" He swooned on his feet.

I had to cover my mouth to hide my amusement.

Rachel stared at him in shock.

"And," Mike continued, "I came to tell you, he's gone. We're leaving town together, he went ahead, and I told him I would tell you the bad news. I'm sorry, it's just meant to be."

He patted her shoulder. "Bottom line. He loves me, he showed that to me not two hours ago."

Then Mike skipped along down the path, looking toward the volvo.

"Bella, love, you're on." Edward whispered.

I stood up and walked toward the house.

"But Mike!" I exclaimed. "You said you loved me, look at this, I'm pregnant with your child!" I pointed at my fake belly.

"How could you do this to me? Oh, Mike! How will I go on?"

Mike looked at Rachel and grinned. "Don't worry Bells, there's always room for you, we can have a threesome, a lifelong threesome, it wouldn't be the first time!"

"Okay, then! A threesome sounds wonderful!" I said.

Mike looked at Rachel again. "Rachel, want to make it a foursome?" He asked.

She gagged and shouted out a string of profanities and slammed the door.

Mike and I ran down the path and hid out of the way and he we burst into hysterics laughing.

He high fived me and we congratulated each other on a good job.

"Well, that went through just like we planned!" I laughed. "Good job Mike!"

"You too Bella, you did amazing."

Edward came town the path and wrapped one arm around my and extended his other arm and hand out to Mike.

"Thanks Mike, we couldn't have done it without you."

Mike and Edward shook hands briefly.

"So you're coming to the wedding right, Mike?" I asked.

"Of course, wouldn't miss it for the world." He smiled.

"I must be off now, Jessica will be wondering where I went."

And he strode off.

I kissed Edward's cheek.

"Thank you." I smiled.

"For what?"

"Being there for me through this hard time. For loving me, like you always do."

He bent down and gave me a chaste kiss.

"Anything for you, my Bella. Come on, let's go." He pulled me back to the car.

"Oh, and Bella?"

"Yes?"

"I still don't like Mike."

THE END.

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