A collection of ficlets/one-shots, some based off tumblr requests. Rating/content will vary, but all will be USUKUS. You're probably better off reading this on tumblr or AO3, where all chapters are included. Many chapters are left out of this version because of the ever so annoying individuals who take it upon themselves to whine about ratings despite individual chapter warnings.

A compilation of short stories centered around a stingy Brit and heroic American. USUK

England bit his lip, chancing a glance at at his neighboring nations and slipping his phone out of his pocket. No one would notice him sending one little text message to the handsome American across the table, would they? Of course not.

USUK. Cynical, overweight and bored in the dull twilight of his empire, Arthur finds distraction in the form of rekindling his relationship with Alfred on board the RMS Titanic during her doomed maiden voyage. For Titanic's one hundredth anniversary.

A series of short USUK drabbles, written mostly for the kink meme. Rated M because of suggestive themes.

For both Alfred and Arthur, meeting in Yorktown in the midst of war was treason...yet it was worth the risk. USUK, American Revolutionary War. Happy 4th of July!

It is no secret to anyone that Alfred has a bad tendency to be a bit of a workaholic. At first, Arthur tries to be understanding—but when he gets ignored far too much for far too long, he decides that desperate times call for desperate measures. Domestic USUK.

It's no secret that America and England can get pretty kinky when they're in the mood for it. But just how kinky, exactly? Well, a little indulgence every now and then can't hurt . . . right? Relevant warnings inside. Kink fic. RP with americalovesthecockpit.

This earned an even louder moan from the Brit "Alfred." He closed his eyes. His cheeks were now a bright rosy pink. "You shouldn't say such vulgar things." Arthur breathed out. "It's not vulgar if you're doing it with the one you love." Alfred chuckled as he leaned in. Their lips were almost touching, they were so very close. Alfred's breath was tickling his nose.

King Alfred wants to be more than the stereotype. (Omegaverse, Alpha!Alfred/Omega!Arthur)

"Perhaps he was romanticising it too much, but attraction accentuated itself in the presence of love." Cardverse Omegaverse (Alpha!Alfred/Omega!Arthur). Warning for 2 x virginity loss combo, and pwp.

Every Christmas, America receives a new handmade item from England—a new sweater, or perhaps a set of towels for the guest bathroom. He treasures every single one. England topped himself this year with a memory quilt. But what's this? Everyone else got one, too? Suddenly, America doesn't feel so special anymore... (Rated for slight language) USUK, Christmas 2012 Special! One shot

There are tons of things he wants to say to Alfred –something sweet like "I missed you more than you know" or even something simple like "hello, love"—but what ends up coming out of his mouth is "Alfred Jones, you killed my f**king flower." Written for the USUK Anthology.

Violets are blue...

'"May I have this dance?" Alfred surprised him by asking, his voice low and soft, his face closer to Arthur's than he could remember it ever being. He was helpless to do anything but nod, his heart throwing itself frantically against his chest.' Its England's birthday, and America has a special surprise waiting for him. USUK oneshot. Fluff! Gift Fic. (Not a songfic)

5000 kilometers; the distance between their two closest shores. A safe distance, close enough that they can see each other occasionally, but far enough away that neither of them will ever get hurt again. Then, one summer, Alfred visits. USUK.

America never thought that waking up next to England for the first time would be quite so nerve-wracking. USUKUS

Each time London has hosted the Olympics, England has invited America to stay at his house during the Games, providing three glimpses into the Special Relationship and what makes it so special. USUK.

America and England have quite a past what with being brothers, then warring, then... becoming lovers. Just how did it all come to pass? It certainly wasn't a smooth journey... USUK, shounen-ai/yaoi

A facebook conversation between a stubborn Englishman and an American who's sick of being treated the way he is. It's been 236 years, and Alfred has a lot to say. Rated T for his language in expressing his anger.

America's Fourth of July may be a day of celebration, but what of the very next day?

Another fourth of July, and America and England are stuck in a drab meeting in Washington D.C.. Both of them have much more than addressing economics on their minds though, and England has a bit of birthday surprise waiting for America. The blue-eyed nation just can't wait to see what his British lover has in store for him. UKUS PWP.

On A Dreary Day In London: America isn't the only one with a storage room to clean. England decides to finally clean up that dungeon-like basement of his, but he finds more than what he bargained for... Clothes from his childhood on the run, WWII uniforms, and his red military jacket from 1776. Ouch. But seriously. We saw that coming. Let the memories flow and the tears pour.

America and England lay in bed and snuggle.

After a long absence due to financial crisis, America finally returns for the 2012 World Conference. England is surprised to see him, and the change that has taken over his former colony. Meanwhile, America is curious to see just how much the missing nation had been on England's mind. USUK; Lemon

America and England had always had a complex relationship: full of sex, love and hatred. Although England was happy to keep it this way, America just had to go and propose to ruin this. USUK. Smut.

It's 1956, and world events are affecting the personal relationship between America and England in a bad way. It is England's wish that their love is strong enough to make it through this.

It's an argument as old as time itself: Zombies or Unicorns? America and England disagree over which is better, which leads to an utterly stupid argument, a sex ban, and UST of the highest degree. Which frustrated country will break first? USUK two-shot

He didn't want to be the favorite. He didn't want to be singled out. But he hated seeing those blue eyes turn to others, he wanted them only on him. 1950's Post-war USUK PWP, Co-Written with Tenkuno.

America loves it when England yells at him, when he calls him worthless or hopeless. After all, there's no better way too feel like he isn't. UKUS, deanon from kink meme. M for sex, including rough oral.

A compilation of my Sweethearts Week 2012 one-shots from the USxUK LJ Community. Categories will range from romance to fantasy to angst and back again, but two things will remain consistent: our beloved boys, and LOTS of smut. Enjoy!

A game of phone tag. Written for usxuk's Sweethearts Week: Day 4

England comes home to find one of those nice dinner-type surprises, boyfriend included, after a hellish day at work. USUK, established relationship. Rated T for England's mouth, as usual. Warning for human names, male/male pairing, and some fluffy sap.

America visits England after WWII to be there while Europe rebuilds. Newly established relationship

USUK. Alfred has a problem, which can only be solved by a kiss from a certain Brit in a certain square in a certain city. He's got a lot of planning to do if he wants this to happen. New Year's fic exchange with worldaccordingtofangirls.

All England wanted was one kiss from America, and if wearing a -not ugly at all, thank you very much- sweater and wallpapering his penthouse with mistletoe was how it was going to happen- so be it. Christmas collaboration with simplytrop

USUK Secret Santa gift-fic! Arthur should remember to never open his mouth around Alfred whenever bets are concerned. Though this time, losing isn't so bad.

Late Hetaween 2011 fic. As the party ends its peak, a certain superhero thinks that it's about time that he and his sidekick get a little one-on-one. USUK in that order. RP with Tenkuno.

Alfred is exhausted and weary from carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders and Arthur is there to give him some TLC and build him back up.

America randomly asks England if he remembers his first kiss. Awkward conversations ensue.

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

Arthur mocks Alfred's fear of people discovering that he bottoms. Alfred challenges him to have a vibrator inside of him for a day to feel what it's like to be close to humiliation. Then he accidentally leaves it on. oops. Gakuen AU USUK smut humiliation

Adult!US decides that he wants to role play being Colony!US again with England. They end up having a good time, but I am going to hell. I hope you're all happy. Deanon from kink meme. Smut, role play of parent/child incest

America is waiting at England's house to surprise him with dinner, but when the other nation arrives it becomes obvious he's had a really bad day. It's up to America to make him happy again, and he's better at it than one would expect. USUK, light yaoi

America could blame it on a lot of things but, when it came down to it, all he wanted was to see Britain dancing in a hula-skirt. T for mentioned smut, kinks, innuendos, England's mouth, and France being France. UkUs in that order

'The annual get-together was America's idea, and it was a good one; gave him quite a laugh, honestly. A good disguise for the utterly bitter mood he was in.' Multi-shot stories, same timeline, USUK - IN THAT ORDER. RPs with StarSpangledSilence

America and England have been together for years, but today England wants to try something different. He wants to love every single inch of America's beautiful body. Yes, it has smut. Several rounds of it. Enjoy. Deannon from Kinkmeme. 2 shot.

England wishes that he could have something just as grandeur with the one he loves, but he knows it can never be. Still, one can dream.

America and England have been together for years, and one of their favorite games is pretending to be strangers and meeting up in a public place for a supposed one night stand. This is the story of one round of that game. Deannon from Kink Meme, UKUS smut

England has never been good at explaining his feelings. But that's okay, neither has America and after being together for over sixty years they understand each other just fine. USUK Fluffy oneshot

He was wearing flannel, had hair sticking up, and was even drooling a little - but damn if England wasn't a pretty sight to wake up to in the morning. USUK

2029; Great Britain isn't what it used to be after the disintegration of the Special Relationship. However, the United States does not approve of the soon to be Franco-Anglo union and comes along to steal Artur way, already clad in his wedding dress.

England just wants to wish America a happy Valentine's Day. Why won't he answer the phone?

England and America's vacation plans don't go as planned. For day 3 of the Sweethearts Week at usxuk. Prompt was: Fic or art featuring America and England in another country but their own, or experiencing cultural aspects of another nation. one-shot

America challenges England to a game. For day 1 of the Sweethearts Week at lj's usxuk. Prompt was: Fic or art must feature a kiss between America and England somewhere in it anywhere on the body is fine; a kiss on the lips, a peck on the cheek, etc.

Your warm whispers, out of the dark they carry my heart, into the dawn they carry me through. De-Anon from the kink meme on Livejournal, original prompt asked for pillow talk between America and England. USUK

An art that they had perfected long ago. — US/UK drabble.

Christmas 1945- A celebration of peace, of the end of the second great war and of hope for tomorrow. For America and England, it's all of that and more. AmericaxEngland.

USUK. Revolutionary war setting.

Amid stress over the elections, America brings England with him to the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear. Established relationship.

America decides to give England an advent calendar full of reasons why he loves him. Slowly Arthur counts down the days left until Christmas. Tons and tons of USUK holiday fluff. Happy Holidays!

AU. It's Dr Alfred F. Jones' day off and he's utterly bored. Cue boredom relief in the form of a phone call to his boyfriend, Arthur Kirkland. Sequel to Arthur's Trip to the Doctor's.

What could have possibly possessed him to agree to America's stupid idea? A road-trip. Through all fifty of his God-Forsaken States. If he wasn't dead by the fifth, it would be a miracle... USUK, fluff and yaoi galore!

England surprises America in his Wyoming home. / USUK, FLUFF!

After a heated, jealous argument - Akihiko makes a huge mistake, which could cost him his relationship with Misaki. One-Shot. LEMON at the end.

They can't help but pick up their pens and write each other every once in a while. — US/UK

America anticipated that England would be poignant and irritable after his loss. Naturally, he'd volunteer to step up and be the hero! — US/UK.

America tries, repeatedly, to use pick-up lines on England. And each time, he fails miserably. USUK, humor.

The Revolution wasn't the last time England and America met face to face on a field. 2010, South Africa. Ending up tied during the first half of the game wasn't as bad as it seemed, but Arthur had a more personal score to settle during halftime.

Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred

Arthur doesn't understand why Alfred's suddenly being so nice... What important date could he have forgotton? — US/UK. Happy birthday, England!

Seriously, America thought, this had to be the most boring meeting of world history. Ironic that it’s a world meeting. And then he noticed England chewing his pen. USUK. Lemon.

England was just so adamant about cleanliness. America supposed he could indulge him just once, if even just for a reward. — US/UK.

England thinks that his visit will be ruined now that Sealand has invited himself along. Luckily for him, America knows exactly how to handle the young micro-nation. But with America busy, will England get the alone time he wants with his boyfriend? USUK

UK/US, serious NSFW. While cleaning his attic, Alfred pulls out an old redcoat uniform. Arthur approves. Enthusiastically.

Sometimes, it's the simple things in life that remind us our troubles aren't that bad...like sex between nations. If that kind of love can exist, surely magic could as well. Fill from the kink meme on Livejournal. USUK voyeuristic mythical creature.

Follow Alfred's and Arthur's messages as their relationship develops over time. AU. — US/UK.

Day 7 for the USUK Valentine's Week challenge: Valentines Day, on livejournal! Alfred's not the biggest fan of Valentine's day...but his secret admirer has 14 days to change that. How much can a bunch of flowers say?

An America/England fic. The first time they kissed, it was an accident. The second time they kissed, it was a mistake. But as one kiss turned into many kisses, could it be possible that accident also turned into habit and mistake into blessing?

England contemplates his relationship with America as he goes to his fireworks display. Little does he know America is there and wants their bond to be stronger. — US/UK. Happy New Years!

While on their first vacation together as a new couple, England's insecurities come to light. America is not okay with this, and he takes it upon himself to show England exactly the way he sees him. AmericaxEngland

England catches America drinking, of all things, tea. UK/US

Alfred and Arthur may not get along in real life, but once they start chatting online without knowing who the other is, they find themselves falling for their mysterious emailer…

America and England go to the water park on a rare day off. America/England

While helping to clean America's house, England stumbles across a room that reawakens old memories. It's a room America is familiar with, and it's full of a history they can only face together. AmericaxEngland.