Who: Some dumb goon from "Hey, Brah," SoCal. What: Fiction, of course, and for the love of whatever you believe in, start at the top; the further down you get, the more it's a daily struggle with my own willpower just to keep it up for posterity. Where: Right here, charlie; I want to move on to the actual publishing industry one day (don't we all), but until then, this'll have to do. When: As often as I can, ideally updating on a regular schedule. But always, eventually. Once I start something, I finish it. Why: Because I like to do it, and it seems people like to read it. That's all the reason I need. Plus, it's good practice for the big time. How: An old computer, a high-school education, way too much reading of my own, and some good old-fashioned hard work and grit.

Top off your mug, pull up your seat, and I'll spin you a tale.

CURRENT STATUS: All right, time I got off my ass. Unfortunately, being ready to go by freakin' NEW YEAR'S didn't work out; these LAST FEW years haven't been good to me, to put it lightly. I'll try and get something readable up as soon as possible. Until then, I don't normally do this, but if anybody's looking for something good to read, a friend of mine's got one going that needs much more attention than it's getting. Check out Xenomorph's latest, at the top of my favorites, if you have the time. Trust me, it'll be worth it.