Hey, ok Im Tex and I love to read Star Trek, Psych, NCIS, Bones, Scrubs, Harry Potter and Anything Marvel. I like to read H/C, Angst, Drama. I find h/c hard to write though, so I write alot of angst and drama. Im keeping this short here, One favor though, I have no Idea if people read my stories. Please review them, all of them are short. I take suggestions if you need or want a fic written, I will write for everything I said in the first sentence plus others. Trying to write a multi chapter fic, I dont write slash, Its just too non-canon, no problem with it and its ok if its light but i dont write it

Quotes of awesomeness

Roland: One.
Dark Helmet: One.
Colonel Sandurz: One.
Roland: Two.
Dark Helmet: Two.
Colonel Sandurz: Two.
Roland: Three.
Dark Helmet: Three.
Colonel Sandurz: Three.
Roland: Four.
Dark Helmet: Four.
Colonel Sandurz: Four.
Roland: Five.
Dark Helmet: Five.
Colonel Sandurz: Five.
Dark Helmet: So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

you just lost the game

watching himself crash into the ship's console while fast-forwarding through Spaceballs: The Movie video cassette
Dark Helmet: No, no, no. Go past this. Pass this part. In fact, never play this again.

Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
best quote ever

"Random chance seems to have operated in our favor" -- Spock

"In plain, non-Vulcan English, we've been lucky" -- McCoy "I believe I said that, Doctor" -- Spock (The Doomsday Machine)

"Never put up to malice what can be put up to ignorance" -- Not sure, but I love that quote

"Curse you and your big words... And your small, difficult ones."--Peter, Family Guy

"Judge: Please state your first name, last name, and occupation

Lizardman: Lizardman, Lizardman, and Lizardman" -- Something I saw somewhere

"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."--Mike Myers

"Those proud of keeping an orderly desk never know the thrill of finding something they thought they had irretrievably lost."--Helen Exley

"My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared."-- PJ Plauger

"Glitter doesn’t go away. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies."--Demitri Martin

"Don't be humble. You're not that great." --Golda Mier

"You're a good example of why some animals eat their young."--Jim Samuels

"If you can keep your head when all about you have lost theirs, it's just possible you havent grasped the situation."--Jean Kerr

"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."-- Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

"To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."--Homer Simpson

"Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent."-- Jean Kerr

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought of half as good. Luckily, this is not too difficult."--Carlotte Whitton

"Experience is something you don't usually get until just after you need it."--Proverb/Oliver's Law

"Youth is life yet untouched by tragedy."--Alfred North Whitehead

-Tex